{{{Jen Vallejos}}}: The fans are not big on this decision neither. Why can't we just have a normal main event?
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the tron as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest and five women in matching kuttes, Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, "Psycho" Saoirse Maguire, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife "Banshee" Maguire, walk out seemingly leading the way for their sixth sister.
{{{Meozha Zhanae}}}: Making her way to the ring first... she is the challenger... weighing in at 135 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens...... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war. The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in. She raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: About a year ago at The Rise In Phoenix, Bullet became the inaugural Phoenix Champion. Tonight she has the opportunity to become the new Mile High Wrestling Champion.
{{{Jen Vallejos}}}: Skrabz is the champion for a reason. And even though a controversial win over Skrabz last year, it was a win for Bullet nonetheless. But a lot of lies from the Shieldmaidens about the victory, even though Skrabz had already gave Bullet her props to begin with.
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: It's really Bullet's surroundings that cry the most, to be honest.
Tempa T's "Next Hype" starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying "Are you dizzy blud?". The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.
♫♫♫
"What kind of things that you have
When I find out don't expect me to stop
I'll come for the P's that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don't wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I'll clear out your house on the spot"
♫♫♫
{{{Jen Vallejos}}}: And here comes the champion.
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: Your crush.
{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: Sounds about right.
Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back wearing a Man Like Zombie t-shirt and poses with his arms stretched out, holding the Mile High Wrestling strap in his right hand.
♫♫♫
"CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids' toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won't get none of your CD's back"
♫♫♫
{{{Meozha Zhanae}}}: And her opponent... weighing in at 235 pounds..... from London, England....... he is the Mile High Wrestling Champion... Skrabz!!!
Skrabz throws the strap over his shoulder and walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.
♫♫♫
"I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don't know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You're not bad you're a mug don't think you're a guy
When I slap man you won't be alright"
♫♫♫
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: Skrabz has been the top guy for over a year. He looks to keep that spot tonight.
Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring, handing his belt over to the referee. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.
{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: Man, Lance Mikes looks like a bitch.
Match Official: Katrina Mack
Mile High Wrestling Championship
Skrabz©
vs
Bullet
Bullet and Skrabz meet in the center of the ring as Katrina Mack accepts the championship from Skrabz and walks in front of the two to hold the championship high signifying that it’s on the line in this match. As she walks over to hand off the championship to the ring attendant, Bullet is pointing at Katrina and jawing with Skrabz, as if accusing him of being behind this, to which Skrabz can be heard responding that he doesn’t need Katrina Mack to beat Bullet.
Lance Mikes is on the outside as Katrina calls for the bell to start the match, the two participants are still jawing back and forth in the center of the ring. Bullet continues to insist that Skrabz has Katrina Mack there because he can’t beat her and then calls him a ‘pussy’ which causes Skrabz to take a wild swing at Bullet who ducks and Bullet tackles the champ, taking him down to the mat and starts to pummel him with rights.
Skrabz manages to flip her over and drives a forearm smash down onto her before climbing up and staggering back into the corner. Bullet moves to her feet and Skrabz charges out of the corner and she NAILS him with a hard elbow and then grabs his arm and gives him her finish as she ripcords him back into a spinning elbow and Skrabz drops hard to the mat. The crowd pops big for Bullet’s finish and she quickly goes for the cover but Katrina Mack is over on the side talking to Lance Mikes.
Bullet screams for Mack who finally turns around and then moves over to slowly get down into place, seemingly knocking one of Skrabz’ feet under the bottom rope and counts.
One.
Two.
Th-- She stops the count and points to Skrabz foot on the ropes. Bullet gets to her feet, looking pissed as she walks over to Katrina who grabs her shirt and points out that she’s the ref and not to lay a hand on her or she will disqualify her.
Bullet grabs the shirt and threatens to pound the smaller referee as the crowd begins to chant, “Katrina Sucks!” loudly as Skrabz takes the moment to roll under the ropes and out of the ring, trying to get his bearings back. Bullet finally releases Katrina’s shirt as the referee walks over to remind the crowd she’s in charge of this match as Bullet drops down and rolls out of the ring.
Skrabz is leaning up against the ring post and she walks over to nail him, but he grabs her arm and pulls her right into the ringpost, then again and once more as Bullet’s legs turn to jelly, perhaps having been briefly knocked out on her feet as she leans against the ring apron.
In the ring, Katrina doesn’t seem all that interested in counting the participants outside the ring, but more enjoying the carnage being created. Skrabz rolls into the ring and gets to his feet, then reaches down and grabs a handful of Bullet’s hair and pulls her up onto the ring apron. He grabs her and lifts her up, bringing her over the top rope and dropping her spine onto his knee with a crushing backbreaker and then he covers as Katrina drops and delivers a lightning fast count.
One.
Two.
Th--kickout by Bullet.
Skrabz gives Katrina a look, as if asking why she’s counting fast for him and she just smiles back at him as she stands up and backs away from the competitors. Skrabz rises up and grabs Bullet by the hair again and pulls her to her feet and then grabs her around the neck for a Mic Check, but Bullet shoves Skrabz who goes crashing into Katrina, sending her through the ropes and to the outside as Lance Mikes scrambles over to the other side of the ring to check on her.
Bullet grabs one of a stunned Skrabz’ arms and rolls him over and drops down, clamping on an arm bar as Skrabz snaps out of his stupor and scrambles towards the ropes and slides underneath the ropes dragging Bullet with him. As he gets to the floor, he