MHW Throwdown #17 (Part 3)

Posted Sep 14, 2018Updated Oct 1, 2026Original source
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Mile High Wrestling
Tag Team Championship

The Shieldmaidens©
vs
Chris Mosh & Ripley

Ripley dropped down from the ring apron at the start of the Tag Team Championship Match. Chris Mosh got swallowed whole by Bandit and Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton. Sam would eventually pin Mosh to retain the Tag Team Titles, and then after they exited the ring, Ripley would slide in and destroy "The Party Boy" Chris Mosh, leaving him a bloody mess.

✹ Match Length ✹
03:00

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✹ ✹ ✹ RINGSIDE ✹ ✹ ✹
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✹ #DaBCB ✹

♫ ♫ ♫
"Who's the realest is it you?! (YEAH! YEAH!)
Who's the illest is it you?! (YEAH! YEAH!)
♫ ♫ ♫

"The Realest" by Onyx erupts through the arena as red and blue lights flash around the entrance way.

♫ ♫ ♫
"It's that time we about to lift off
Let off the ratchets, full metal jackets blow your head off backwards
Attack with, everything
Let that mac eleven ring, like bill collectors"
♫ ♫ ♫

Shox "Da Rebel and Tox "Da Problem", Da Brix City Boyz, walk out from the back side by side. With the larger Tox on the left and Shox on the right as we view them, the imposing brothers stop on the entrance way and bounce up and down momentarily then thump their chests three times in sync, Tox using his right hand and Shox using his left.

♫ ♫ ♫
"Every nigga on the run
In the city that we from
We catchin' wreck on wreck like rush hour
You don't want niggas like us to get power"
♫ ♫ ♫

✹ Byron Brown ✹
The following contest is a Tag Team Match for one fall! Introducing first... at a combined weight of 595 pounds..... from Brixton, London, England....... Tox and Shox... Da Brix City Boyz!!!

The pair march towards the ring side by side, quickly and confidently, with their body language oozing aggression and intensity.

♫ ♫ ♫
"United we stand divided we fall
Hammers'll draw, man down ya man on the floor"
♫ ♫ ♫

At the end of the entrance they make their way to opposite sides of the ring. Both men jump up on to the ring apron at the same time then climb over the top rope. Once in the ring they walk at each other and meet in the middle of the ring with an aggressive chest bump which knocks each of them back a couple of steps.

♫ ♫ ♫
"Who's the realest is it you?! (YEAH! YEAH!)
Who's the illest is it you?! (YEAH! YEAH!)
Who the realest in here?"
♫ ♫ ♫

The music fades out as the brutish brothers take to their corner and begin hyping each other up for the match.

✹ #BarfYourHeartOut ✹

"Friday" by Rebecca Black begins playing throughout the arena, as Emily Falls and "California Princess" Ariana Bentley step out from behind the curtain.

✹ Byron Brown ✹
And their opponents... at a combined weight of 252 pounds..... from Denver, Colorado....... Emily Falls and Ariana Bentley... The Barf Sisterz!!!

Emily skips down the ramp, and skips around the ring for a bit, while Ariana follows behind walking down the ramp, smiling and waving to the crowd. Ariana climbs up the stairs and starts smiling, waving, and blowing kisses to the crowd again. She gets in the ring and starts going to the corners of the ring blowing kisses to the crowd, while Emily slides into the ring and hugs her partner.

Tag Team Match
Da Brix City Boyz
vs
The Barf Sisterz

Da Brix City Boyz would dominate The Barf Sisterz for about a minute, until The Shieldmaidens came back out and stood ringside. Da Brix City Boyz would join them ringside and The Shieldmaidens would taunt them up the ramp, getting them counted out. The Barf Sisterz would celebrate their victory, making them 1-0 as a tag team. Da Brix City Boyz started to head back to the ring and The Shieldmaidens attacked them, causing another brawl.

✹ Match Length ✹
03:27

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✹ ✹ ✹ RINGSIDE ✹ ✹ ✹
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✹ @irishbikeracy25 ✹

With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly.

✹ Byron Brown ✹
The following contest is for one fall! Making her way to the ring... weighing in at 105 pounds..... from Asheville, North Carolina....... “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire!!!

Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business. Bubbles is already in the ring, blowing bubbles into the air from her bubble blower gun.

✹ Byron Brown ✹
And her opponent, already in the ring... weighing in at 130 pounds..... from Clown Town....... Bubbles!!!

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire
vs
Bubbles

Psycho defeated Bubbles via pinfall, in a squash match.

✹ Match Length ✹
02:24

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✹ ✹ ✹ EARLIER ✹ ✹ ✹
✹ ✹ ✹ TODAY ✹ ✹ ✹
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The cameras focus in on the Mile High Wrestling logo. After a few seconds the shot pulls back to reveal that the logo is on a banner that hangs from a table. The shot continues to draw back and we see the Mile High Wrestling Championship sitting atop the table with two glasses of water sitting behind it. Sitting at opposite ends of the table are Jordan Hagan and the Mile High Wrestling Champion Skrabal Stanazas.

✹ Jordan Hagan ✹
Thank you for making time to sit down with me, Mr. Stanzas. I got many questions for you, and I'm sure the people at home are curious to hear all the answers. Let's start off with how you feel about your current position in the company.

Skrabal relaxes back in his chair and a smug smirk flashes across his face as he speaks sarcastically.

✹ Skrabz ✹
What you think man ain’t like it at the top or suttin’?

He hesitates for second, almost inviting Jordan to answer his question but before he can Skrabal continues.

✹ Skrabz ✹
I ain’t scared a heights blud, there ain’t no virtigo here fam trust. Man is more than comfy. Settled in and right at home coz if ya ask me it’s exactly where I’m s’posed to be.

Skrabal sits forward in anticipation of Jordan’s next question.

✹ Jordan Hagan ✹
You defeated "The Lost Child" Solomon Cain in your first title defense, at Good Time. We all as...

Jordan stops talking as Skrabal interrupts him.

✹ Skrabz ✹
Of course I did bredda, standard! What else you expect?

Jordan ignores the question, instead deciding to repeat his own.

✹ Jordan Hagan ✹
You defeated "The Lost Child" Solomon Cain in your first title defense, at Good Time. We all assumed you were moving on to the next challenger, yet Solomon Cain capitalized on being a part of the Fatal Four Way #1 Contender's Match last week, and it looks like you two will go a second round. How are you feeling about this?

Skrabal’s eyebrows rise slightly, his subconscious micro- expression confirming the words that are about to leave his lips.

✹ Skrabz ✹
To be real witchu I’m a lil surprised Solomon took it, for real I ain’t see that comin at all. Not after Good Time.

Skrabal glances at his Mile High Wrestling Championship

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