The Destruction Crew battles The Dogs of War in the main event.
<Jessie, Bob, and Chad sit at ringside, with an excited crowd waving and screaming all around. Colored lights flash over the arena as the latest show begins.>
Jessie: Good evening, everybody! Live from our beautiful studios here in Richter City, Florida, we bring you another great ICWF show! With me tonight are my esteemed colleagues, Chad "Romeo" Romero, Bob Brodsky, and "Luscious" Lisa Madison! We've got some big developments on tap for you tonight, right, Bob?
Bob: Absolutely, Jess! After a SLIGHT layoff, we've got a return show for you featuring profiles and action involving several newcomers to the ICWF!
Chad: Just don't make any mistake, Boobsky--a lotta these newcomers are seasoned pros from other feds! They've had a ton of gold between 'em, and now they want the ultimate challenge!
Lisa: So true, Chad. We have wrestlers who have established tremendous reputations for themselves in several top associations. Whether it's the UWF, or the OWA, or any of several other organizations, these are true superstars!
Jessie: We've attracted attention from many major players, no doubt about it! So let's get on with our first match!
Chad: All right! Vixxxen is coming up!
Bob: Oh, brother...
CHEYENNE CHER VS. VIXXXEN
Michael Duffer: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit....introducing first, from Cheyenne, Wyoming...weighing in at 148 lbs...This is Cheyenne Cher!
(Cheyenne Cher bounces to the ring, wearing a feathered headband, leather ring gear and boots. The fans give her a mild reception.)
Michael Duffer: And her opponent....
(The opening drums of "Whip It" by Devo begin to play.)
Duffer: from Every Man's Fantasies...
(Huge reaction from the crowd.)
Chad: Listen to every guy in this place go wild, and every woman start to boo...I love it!
Michael Duffer: Led to the ring by the International Manager of Champions, The Kingpin....representing the Syndicate....weighing in at 122lbs....this is Vixxxen!!!
(Vixxxen throws open the curtain and steps out. She is wearing thigh-high leather boots, a leather teddy, and her long red hair is tied in a huge black bow. A teardrop is painted under her left eye. She is carrying a long leather bullwhip. Behind her, The Kingpin stands. He is enormous, dressed immaculately, and carrying an ivory-headed cane. They make their way to the ring to the mixed reception of the crowd.)
Chad: I love her style!
Bob: You would...
Jessie: Vixxxen actually on quite a roll here in the ICWF. She's really taken off after her big street fight with MegaDiesel that ended in the big man's trip to the hospital.
Chad: Yeah...so then that sorry whiner left the ICWF for the OWA. What a punk! Vixxxen ran him out of the league!
Jessie: I don't know about that...
Bob: Well, she's really been after the US title. It'll be interesting to see what happens when she finally gets her shot.
Jessie: Vixxxen in the ring now, and there's the bell. Collar and elbow tie up, and Cher backed into the rope...and a slap to the face! Vixxxen in classic form tonight.
Chad: Cher's looking a bit pissed off by that slap. Vixxxen loves to dominate the tone of the match.
Jessie: Another tie-up...and Vixxxen shot off to the ropes...duck down by Cher... leapfrog by Vixxxen....another leapfrog by Vixxxen....a third leapfrog by Vixxxen....Cher in the air for a leapfrog....NO! Vixxxen just caught Cher in midair and dropped her to the mat with a vicious spinebuster!
Chad: I felt that one all the way up here!
Bob: Cher is really in pain from that one...
Jessie: Vixxxen picking Cher up...and a vicious whip to the turnbuckle. Vixxxen on the second rope straddling Cher....OH MY! Big spinning DDT off the second rope by the town tramp!
Chad: I'm going to tell Vixxxen all of the nasty things you say about her, Jessie.
Jessie: Go ahead...Vixxxen picking Cher up by the hair...she's spinning her around....and snaps her down with a huge neckbreaker. Cher's out of it already.
Chad: It doesn't take long for Vixxxen.
Jessie: Vixxxen on the top rope....and there's the butt bomb from the top! She just flattened Cher!
Chad: Get it right, Jessie. That's the Coochie Cutter, and this one is all over.
Jessie: There's the three count, and Vixxxen comes out victorious in this one.
Duffer: Ladies and gentlemen...here is your winner...in 2:49...Vixxxen!!!
(She grabs the whip from The Kingpin and snaps Cher across the stomach twice with it before she's able to roll out of the ring, bleeding.)
Bob: Oh, now there's no reason for that!
Chad: Sure there is! Now Cher'll go back and tell everyone what happens when you get in there with Vixxxen! I love it!
Jessie: Let's go down to Kris Erickson with Vixxxen and the Kingpin.
VIXXXEN
Erickson: Another win for Vixxxen and another step closer to the US Championship.
Vixxxen: Oh, sugar, now let's not mince words here: I'm the next US champ, and we all know it. The Syndicate's where it's at. Period. I'm just here to crack the whip. (She cracks the whip loudly, and the crowd goes wild.)
Erickson: The Syndicate on a roll here in the ICWF, Kingpin.
Kingpin: 'Course it is, baby. 'Course it is. Gretchen's gonna take that big puddin'-bellied Marauder to school and keep her undefeated record alive and bring home the world championship, Vixxxen's gonna bring down the US title, and Fury's going back to the tag belts. Matter of fact, who knows what kind of surprises I have in store for you down the road? I'm like that, you know?
Erickson: Fury really hasn't been seen very much as of late...
Kingpin: Oh, don't worry, Kris. I've got big plans for the Zents bros. Believe me. Caray and Stewart are on the right track, and it's just a matter of time before we get those chump champs in the ring with our belts, and bring 'em home.
Erickson: Well, it appears the Syndicate is back in action and badder than ever. Back to you, Jessie.
Jessie: Thanks, Kris. We'll be back after these messages!
PENNY LANCASTER WITH DENISE AND DEBORAH DUNCAN
Lisa: Let's cut to Jessie James, who has Penny Lancaster and her charges with her. Take it, Jess!
(Jessie James stands beside Penny Lancaster. Denise and Deborah Duncan flank her.)
Jessie: Penny, there seem to be a couple of wrestlers missing. Where are Leather and Lace?
Penny: Jessie, Sandra and Molly have been wrestling throughout Japan and Australia, and recently won the Australasian Tag Championships. As a result, their commitments there will cut down on their time here in the ICWF, though they'll be here occasionally.
Jessie: So your duties include --
Penny: Well, Deborah and Denise have agreed to allow me to manage them for the present time. Ray Fisher and Kevin Taylor still accept my advice. And I've heard some good things about the new gentleman arriving soon, AC Hammer.
Denise: Waitasecond Penny! Hammer? You want to manage Hammer?
Penny: Well, I had thought about it and --
Denise: You sign Hammer and you can kiss my ass good-bye!
Deb: C'mon, sis, you don't mean that. I mean, I understand why you're upset, but Adam's not a bad guy and --
Denise: And you're the one who told Penny the "good things" about him, right?
Deb: Wellllll, yeah -- you really should get back together with him, Denise. You and him were --
Denise: Say another word and I'll forget we're sisters and lay you out! <she stalks off.
Jessie: <gulp> Well, Penny, that was --
Penny: I'm sorry Jessie, I've got to go. <As she and Deb walk away Penny can be heard saying, "What's this between Hammer and Denise?" Deborah's reply can't be heard>
Jessie: There you have it, a possible split-up in the Penny Lancaster stable? We'll just have to see.
Bob: It's my pleasure to announce the impending arrival of one of the great competitors in the great sport of wrestling. Coming to the ICWF is AC Hammer!
AC HAMMER
(Scene: a packed arena. In the ring are two men, one is big, clad in black and very powerful looking. The other is smaller, all in white. The man in white is whipped into the corner but charges back with a clothesline, dropping the bigger man to the canvas. He then drops an elbow on the big man's sternum. Pulling the big man up by the hair, he locks up the man's arms and drops him with a double underhook suplex. As the big man gets up, the smaller man slips behind him and hammerlocks his arm, then in a remarkable show of strength lifts him off his feet so all the pressure is on the big man's shoulder. The submission comes quickly.)
Bob: As you can see, AC is a man who doesn't let the size of his opponent scare him at all. He is one of the most focused athletes it's been my pleasure to meet, and here he is!
(Through the curtains comes a solid looking man clad all in white, from his wrestling singlet to his boots. He has brown curly hair and a Van Dyke beard. He stares straight ahead, unsmiling.)
Bob: AC, welcome to the ICWF.
AC: Thank you, Mr. Brodsky.
Bob: Please call me Bob.
AC: Not until I know you better, Mr. Brodsky.
Bob: Um, okay. Tell the fans out there, AC. Why have you come to the ICWF?
AC: Mr. Brodsky, I'm here for the same reason all the other great wrestlers are here. This is where the best competition is. The wrestlers in this federation are by far the best wrestlers in the world. I'm looking forward to the competition.
Bob: Are there any wrestlers in the ICWF you'd like to issue challenges