Marauder: Just line 'em all up, and I'll knock 'em all down! It doesn't matter if it's the former champ Vision in Violet, if it's one of the Kingpin's flunkies, or even that fool Arlechino. You all know where to find me, right here on the top of the heap of the ICWF!
Crowd suddenly erupts in applause as Bulk Hogan makes his way from the locker room to the Twilight Zone set. On his way, he high fives some guy with a ring side seat who is dressed up to resemble Hogan.
Foster: Listen Pukester, nobody invited you to be on MY show!
Hogan: Well you know something, brother, I don't care whose show this WAS, but it's the Bulkster's show NOW, dude! (Foster steps forward to challenge Hogan, but Randi calmly takes his arm and pulls him back) And as for you, Marauder, you may think you're own on top of the world now, man! But you haven't faced the power of Bulkamania, brother! My Bulkamaniacs saw the path of destruction that you and your dirty, nasty snake friends carved through the ICWF, man, and they knew that there was only one force in the universe strong enough to stop it, dude! With the four demandments of the prayers, the training, the vitamins, and the believing in yourself, me and all my little Bulkamaniacs will take the ICWF title from the side of evil and bring it back to the side of good, brother! What you gonna, Masked Marauder, when the largest arms in the world DESTROY YOOOOUUUUUU!!!
Hogan is shaking and sweating heavily, and he turns to the camera to pose. Marauder smiles and nails Hogan from behind. After a few boots to the head, the Marauder pulls Hogan to his feet and drags him down to the ring. He slams the Bulkster into the ringpost, and then rolls him under the bottom rope. Hogan tries to stagger to his feet, but the Marauder nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Marauder picks Hogan up, climbs to the top turnbuckle, and executes the Super Slam on him. Marauder covers Hogan, and Foster rolls into the ring to count Hogan out. As they leave the ring, they are met by the Body Girls, and Marauder grabs the mike from the ring announcer.
Marauder: So much for the power of Bulkamania! (He throws the mike down, and shoves the Hogan look-a-like at ringside back into his seat. They exit to the locker room to a chorus of boos.
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Jessie: This next match will be a real tough test for both wrestlers. The Assassin comes to the ICWF with a great record in other federations, and is a rough and feared wrestler. He has a strong desire to win titles and rule the ICWF. Jeri Taylor won her first ICWF match with ease and has a fantastic future. Jeri's a highflyer who can brawl and use the power moves with the best of them. She and another new woman, Cheerleader Bambi train and may team up together. The fans will enjoy this match.
Chad: My money's on the Assassin. He'll have Mr. X in his corner and he's another tough wrestler. This will put Taylor in her place, back in an igloo in Minnesota. How can you say she has a fantastic future when she's only fought one stiff?
Bob: Thank you for that totally inane statement. She has a great future; just look at her abilities.
Chad: What did you say? Inane. What's that? Jessie, is he swearing at me?
Jessie: Bob, that's right on the mark. Yes, Chad, he called you a very nasty name. Now, let's go to the ring for the announcements.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. This next match is one fall with a 20 minute time limit.
(The Assassin enters wearing his white mask and a leather jacket which he removes revealing black tights with "KILL" written down the sides, and matching boots. As he climbs into the ring he yells out.)
Assassin: Hey, Marauder, Arlechino, and Helman, watch this. This will happen to you, only a lot more.
Ring Announcer: Accompanied by Mr. X, from parts unknown, at 243 lbs. the Assassin.
(Jeri Taylor runs down the aisle, high-fiving fans and kissing kids as she runs by.)
Now entering the ring, accompanied by her manager, the great Antonio Pampa, from St Paul, MN, at 146 lbs., Jeri Taylor.
(She enters wearing a gold cape which she slowly removes, revealing a tiger-striped, high cut leotard with matching boots. She slowly struts around, waving to her admirers.)
Assassin: Hey, bimbo. You're going back to the frozen north with some broken bones. You won't last five minutes. Look at these muscles. (He flexes his arms, chest, and back; a well-built wrestler)
Jeri: Put your fists where your mouth is because I'm putting my fists where your mouth is.
Jessie: Wow! This is starting off like a firecracker. The referee is Donna Quinn. She's becoming quite a good ref here in the ICWF.
Chad: Yeah, right. She's a doofus who can't control the action. She also plays favorites with her pals.
Bob: Chad, that's baloney. She's very good and a fair referee. Look at those two, Donna and Jeri. They're beautiful and very talented. Isn't Jeri a doll with that long, blond hair and blue eyes?
Chad: Hey, Bob, you need some relief? You're getting a little hot.
Jessie: Okay boys, take it easy. Bob, you're right. There's the bell. They both come out fast and lockup. Assassin pushes Jeri into the ropes and hammers her with a forearm smash across the chest. Donna with a warning. Lockup and another forearm smash to Jeri chest as Assassin is pushing her around. He's got that "you're finished" smirk on his face.
Assassin: Come on little girl, show me what you have.
Chad: Too bad Jeri doesn't have anything to show.
Jessie: The two lockup and Assassin puts on a wristlock, pushing back on that wrist. He's putting on the pressure, but Jeri's standing her ground. Wait a minute! He takes her down with a hair pull. Donna didn't see it as she was distracted by Mr. X who was making noise outside the ring. Assassin's still working on that wrist and arm. He learned this from Mr. X, who loves to weaken an opponent, then pummel him or her. Jeri will soon have some serious problems with that arm, if she doesn't get away.
Chad: Maybe if she asks politely, he'll will release her.
Jessie: Gee, what a great idea. He pulls her up by that hurt arm and twists it into an armbar. Ooooohh, a hard kick to her chest, and another. That arm will be useless very soon.
Chad: Go to it Assassin. This guy’s got a real future. Why don't you talk about that?
Jessie: He's still got the armbar. A takedown and he pulls hard on that arm. His foot pushes against her head as he pulls. She's trying to get up, but Assassin has the leverage and pulls her back down. Jeri's trying to move to the ropes by kicking and bucking her body. Assassin can't stop her and she reaches the ropes.
Bob: Shows good tactics and abilities.
Jessie: Donna breaks it up and pushes Assassin away.
Chad: Oh great! Once again we have two-on one. Where's Shaw or Perry to see this?
Jessie: Assassin moves in, but Jeri takes him down with a leg sweep. She quickly clamps on a step-over-toehold, twisting the leg with a vengeance. He's in some pain and she's out to make up for the punishment he put her through. Jeri's a strong woman and will really put the hurt on that leg. Assassin tries to kick her, but she hangs on. Jeri's really working that leg and now lays it down and stomps on it. She knee drops that knee and thigh. Jeri holds it down and knee drops it again. Assassin is in serious trouble here and she knows it. She goes up while holding the leg and slams her knees into that leg. But Assassin reaches the ropes and Jeri releases the hold.
Chad: He's really mad and will get her now. She's had her fun, and now it's time to pay the price.
Jessie: He's getting up, but very gingerly, favoring that leg. Jeri moves in and kicks the knee, dropping him in his tracks. She jumps him and pulls both legs back in a reverse leglock. She's pulling back hard, extending that knee, perhaps even trying to dislocate it.
Jeri: Come on Assassin, give or I'll tear it off!
Jessie: Well, that shows how serious she is about punishing her opponents; not only winning, but really hurting them. This is really very unusual for a scientific wrestler.
Chad: You know, if she were more like Rose or Maria, she'd be a great contender. Maybe I'll talk to her about that.
Jessie: As though she'd talk to you at all. Jeri has that leg in a torturous hold, just pouring on the pressure. He's screaming, but won't submit. The Assassin is slowly moving toward the ropes. Jeri isn't able to hold him, his strength is too much for her. He got to them and Jeri releases the hold. She gets back to the center, waiting for Assassin. He's up, but not moving easily at all. They lockup and Jeri pushes him into the ropes. Donna trying to break it up, but Jeri drives a knee into his belly twice before she backs off.
Chad: Some scientific wrestler; why does she get away with that?
Bob: Chad, shut up; Assassin got away with it, too.
Jessie: Yes he did. Jeri moves back in and clamps a side headlock and flip onto the mat. She's got a strong hold and pulling on the neck, while squeezing hard on his head. He's trying to rise, but Jeri hangs on, smashing a fist into his forehead. That will keep him down.
Chad: Hey, Quinn. That was a closed fist.
Jessie: Donna didn't see it, so Jeri drives another fist, jarring his brain. Assassin tries to roll around, pulling Jeri up and over him, onto her shoulders, but she reverses it by kicking her legs. But he pulls her back over and gets a count, 1..........2...., her shoulder come up and she releases the headlock. Good move by Assassin. Jeri's quickly up and grabs an arm, whipping Assassin into the ropes and nails him with a flying elbow. God,