ICWF Intercontinental Tag Team Championship is defended as Fury takes on Wildside.
<Jessie, Bob, and Chad sit at ringside, with an excited crowd waving and screaming all around. Colored lights flash over the arena as the latest show begins.>
Jessie: Good evening, everybody! Live from our beautiful studios here in Richter City, Florida, we bring you the ICWF Saturday Showdown! With me tonight are my esteemed colleagues, Chad "Romeo" Romero, Bob Brodsky, and "Luscious" Lisa Madison! We've got some big developments on tap for you tonight, right, Bob?
Bob: Absolutely, Jess! In addition to seeing promos from some exciting new wrestlers, we've also got some fantastic matches, including a title defense for our Intercontinental champions, Fury!
Chad: And that ain't all! Comin' up is a segment that's got me itchin' with anticipation! It's Rob Foster's "Twilight Zone", which gives him a chance to interview some of the yokels here in the ICWF! His first guest'll be none other than the world's champion himself, double M, the Masked Marauder!
Lisa: Right on, Chad! And let's not forget our matches with Bambi, Jeri, Karla, and so many more!
Jessie: So right, Lisa! Now for our first match! Let's go to Mike Duffer with the announcements.
Mike Duffer: Ladies and gentlemen. This next match is one fall, 20 minute time limit. Stepping into the ring, with Johanna his valet, from Scandinavia, at 264 lbs., the great Viking Warrior, Erik the Awful.
(Fans boo and jeer and make faces at Johanna, a tall Nordic busty blond. She reaches for a few fans to slap them, but misses and gets more jeers. Erik wears black tights, fake animal furs, and a horned helmet, carrying a spear. He has long, red scraggily hair and a large red beard. Johanna wears a chain mail crop-top and bikini bottom, with chic knee-high fur boots. She's well-muscled, large-breasted, and blonde.)
("I Want It All" plays loudly as Cheerleader Bambi runs down the aisle with Kelli, her mother and manager. The cheers get louder as she runs down to the ring.)
Now entering the ring, from Huntington Beach, CA, accompanied by her manager, Kelli, at 138 lbs., Cheerleader Bambi. (She wears a UCLA cheerleader outfit which she pulls off, revealing a red thong bikini, short red boots, and red kneepads.) The referee is former NCAA Wrestling Champion Donna Quinn.
Jessie: Bambi's said she wants Erik because she sees him as another up and coming newcomer, and wants to move out ahead of him. Bambi's made great progress since she came to the ICWF.
Chad: Baloney! She's fought has-beens and bozo jobbers. Even Mr. Buc can beat a couple of them.
Bob: That's right, but she is very good and could easily win here. Hey, was that a cheap shot?
Jessie: I'll tell you guys, Bambi looks ready for bear. Erik may be in for a rough outing, Viking or not. Here's the bell. They lockup and he quickly pushes her into the ropes. Ooooh, a hard forearm into her chest, and another. Bambi's down and Erik's moving in and kicking her belly and chest. She's trying to cover-up, but Erik's just too much. Donna's trying to push him back. But Erik moves in and pulls her up by her hair. A hard chop to her throat and he tosses her into a corner.
Chad: That'll help her back. I suppose she still looks ready for bear. Bear meat, you mean.
Jessie: Erik grabs her hair and throws her over the top rope. She lands hard on the floor and Erik climbs to the apron and knee drops her back. WOW! She's hurt and Donna's counting them both. He climbs back in and Bambi is trying to climb back up. She's staggering around, very wobbly and hurt. She's climbed onto the apron, but Erik kicks her down again. Not smart, Donna is starting the count again. Kelli helps her daughter, but she looks really bad. Bambi climbs up and is back in at 18, but she's trying to stay away from Erik.
Chad: That's the smartest thing she's done yet. Some tough broad, uh Jessie?
Bob: Chad, shut up!
Jessie: Chad, you're a real sensitive guy. Now just shut up or get lost! Erik pushes Bambi into a corner and knees her belly. Donna moves in fast to stop him. He's getting a lecture from her, but he comes back in and grabs Bambi's hair. Oh my, a hard jab into his belly, another, and a third and Erik backs off, complaining to Donna.
Donna: Just shut up and wrestle!
Jessie: Well, I guess that settles the issue. Erik goes after her, but Bambi backs up, still hurting and groggy from his vicious attack. She finally locks up and clamps on a side headlock. She's grinding his head and neck, really making life miserable. But Erik moves to the ropes and she has to release the hold. Hey, look at that. Bambi drove a short jab into his face as she let go. He's stunned and yelling at Donna for a disqualification. That's probably the only way he'll win.
Chad: This is another two-against-one match. Shaw and Perry should stop this and fire Quinn. She stinks and is clearly for Boobi.
Bob: Bambi, you putz!
Jessie: Take it easy. Bob. Don't anger the putz. Bambi grabs his hair and clamps another headlock. She flips him to the mat and pulls hard on his neck, twisting at the same time. Chad, call a chiropractor. Erik pulls her over and has her down for a two count, but she rolls back. Wow, that was close. Bambi punches his face with another short jab while Donna is looking elsewhere. There's another jab and Erik looks more calm now. Bambi hits him again, but Donna saw it and is counting. A fourth jab and Bambi lets go. Erik's a little slow getting up, so Bambi helps him up by his left arm and twists it, putting on an armbar. She steps over it, trapping it between her legs. Here it comes, YES, she sits down hard on that arm and shoulder, driving Erik into the mat, face-first. Bambi's having fun now, pulling back and up on that arm.
Bambi: Come on Viking clown, give up or I'll break it! Give up stupid!
Chad: This is uncalled for. She should be thrown out of the ICWF.
Jessie: Shut up! It's okay when your precious Rose does it, but not if Bambi does it. She's really hurting that arm and shoulder. But Erik's almost got a rope. Yes, he grabbed it, and not too soon. He's really hurt. Bambi lets go, but stomps on the shoulder as she stands. Donna pushes her back, but Bambi moves around her and stomps on the arm and shoulder. She's standing on his left hand and knee drops the upper arm. Donna counts, but Bambi gets in another kick before she backs off. You don't want to cross this girl! Erik slowly gets up and is greeted with a flying dropkick right in the face, sending him into a corner. Bambi comes back with another. God, that almost took his head off. Wait, here comes Johanna. She's got Bambi and Erik slugs her hard in her belly and chest. Johanna runs back out as Erik takes over.
Chad: Real teamwork is great.
Bob: Get lost!
Jessie: Erik has her in a front headlock. Looks like a suplex coming up. NO! Bambi grabs that hurt arm and twists it. He has no strength left in it. She has a hammerlock, really pushing up. She grabs his hair and pulls him to the mat. God, his head bounced off the mat. She’s punishing that shoulder. There's a handstand on his back and she drops both knees into his arm and shoulder.
Bambi: Dearie, you should give up. This arm is dead and you will be soon.
Jessie: Well, you can't say she didn't warn him. Bambi releases the hammerlock and stands. She's motioning for him to come get her. He tries to get up, but that arm can barely support his weight. She kicks it and Erik lands flat on his face. A kneedrop on the shoulder and she backs off, waiting for him to wrestle. Erik finally gets up, but Bambi grabs his hair, pulling him into a standing headscissors. She grabs his tights and up he goes. HOLY *bleep*! She jumped back and sat down hard and he bounced straight up and fell over. Johanna's yelling at him, but he can't hear anything. Bambi has him up again, another piledriver, and he's just about out cold. She'll cover him for the, no; Bambi stands him up by his beard, lifts him with a belly-to-back suplex and slams his head and neck into the mat. She slowly gets up, grinning at her work. He's laying like a pile of old clothes.
Bambi: Hey, get up. We aren't done yet.
Jessie: She pulls him up by his beard and throws him into a corner. Erik bounces off the turnbuckle and lands on his back. She pulls him up again and throws him across the ring into a corner. He slams into the corner and Bambi follows with a forearm smash into his chest and he drops like a rock. This really should end. It's gone too far. Bambi pulls him to the center, climbs to the top rope and flies off, driving an elbow into his belly. She really flies off that rope. Erik's just rolling around hurt, unable to defend himself. But still Bambi stands him up and lifts him onto her shoulders in a backbreaker. She did that with such ease. She's pulling down on his chin and leg. He's waving his submission. Donna's telling her to drop him, but Bambi won't. She's really bending him backwards, teaching him a lesson. Donna starts a count and Bambi drops him from her shoulders. WOW! What a match. Or should I say mismatch? Johanna comes running in, and gets between Erik and Bambi. They're staring one another down!
Chad: This could be good! Maybe Johanna's the one who shoulda been in there!
Jessie: Bambi shrugs, then waves to the crowd as she exits the ring. Here's Mike Duffer with the wrap-up.
Mike Duffer: The winner, in 15:47, Cheerleader Bambi.
Jessie: Danny Lopez is with our winner.
Danny: Congratulations on another impressive win. You've got a good string of victories here.
Bambi: Thank you, but I'm really, like tired of wrestling these, you know, has beens and second-rate wrestlers. I came here