Jessie: And the crowd really showing their support for these two.
Chad: Big deal. The dogs outweigh 'em by more than 200 lbs. They're dead meat.
Jessie: That remains to be seen, Chad.... WHOA! Cerebus CHARGES Samantha before the bell, and she's clotheslined right out of the ring! And there goes Cerebus through the ropes as well!
Bob: Where's the flag, ref? That was a blatant disregard of the rules!
Chad: Shut up, Brodsky. You wouldn't know good wrestling if it came up and hit ya in the face with a steel chair! Cerebus is just doing what any sensible person would do.
Bob: Cheating?
Chad: _Exactly!_
Bob: You're a sick person, Romero. Starr tries a vertical suplex on the big man out on the floor, but the Dog of War reverses it and then climbs into the ring again.
Lisa: Samantha follows in right behind him... And is nailed by an enzuigiri! Whip to the ropes by Cerebus.... And a BIG kick to the gut as Starr comes back off those ropes. She needs to change the momentum of this match quickly, or she'll be in real trouble here.
Jessie: True, Lisa. So far it's been all Cerebus. The dog climbing the ropes... I think it's a little early for that... Yes. It is. He went for a diving shoulderblock, but Samantha with enough precense of mind to duck underneath it.... Cerebus up quickly though... Whips Starr to the ropes... Ducks down early for a backdrop... AND STARR PUTS ON THE BRAKES!
Bob: YES! BIG BODYSLAM ON THE BIG MAN!
Chad: I don't freakin' _believe_ it! He's gotta be a hundred pounds or so heavier than her!
Bob: Never count any of the Wild Bunch down and out before you have the three count, Romero.
Chad: Oh, _please!_ She got lucky. It's a minor setback, that's all.
Lisa: Starr pulls Cerebus up by his mask...
Chad: Hey! She can't do that! That's illegal... right?
Jessie: Uh... Sure, Chad. Sure. She's trying to get him up on the turnbuckle, but the big man is constantly frustrating her efforts and blocking it... Starr whipping him to the ropes instead.... And a shoulderblock sends Cerebus staggering. Samantha tagging out to Carrie now... WHOA!
Chad: WAY TA GO, FENRIS!
Lisa: Fenris charging into the ring and tossing Samantha right out, and now it's both Dogs against Carrie Westfield in there. Double football tackle takes her down before the ref can force Fenris back out of the ring. And once again the dogs have the upper hand. This is why they are so dangerous. You can count on them to ignore the rules if they feel that's to their advantage.
Chad: Hey. He was just making sure Starr didn't cheat. She was taking her own sweet time leaving the ring.
Bob: She had JUST tagged Carrie, you submoron!
Chad: Yeah? And your point is?
Bob: You're hopeless. You really are. Kick to the head by Cerebus. Picks her up again.... ENZI.. ENZA... One of those fancy-name moves!
Lisa: Enzuilariato, Bob.
Bob: Right. That one. Pin by Cerebus... One.. Shoulder up. Cerebus pulls her up again and tries to get her on the turnbuckle. Meanwhile Samantha is back on the apron again. Carrie blocking Cerebus.... AAAW, COME ON REF! DO YOUR JOB!
(The crowd boos like crazy)
Jessie: Fenris deciding to help his partner out. They whip Carrie to the ropes... Double fist to the gut doubles her over... And a double forearm to the back floors her before Fenris is forced out by James Beard again. Cerebus off the ropes... Clothesline missed! Westfield off the ropes.... Running forearm smash ducked by Cerebus.
Lisa: For a man his size Cerebus is deceptively quick, as we can see right now when he catches Carrie with an enzuigiri out of nowhere.
Jessie: I have to say, this match has been dominated by the dogs so far.
Bob and Chad: Of course it has!
(Both ment look at eachother in amazement. Lisa and Jessie look puzzled, then Bob and Chad both start speaking again at the same time.)
Bob: They're CHEATING! What do you expect?
Chad (At the same time as Bob): They're BETTER! What do you expect?
Jessie: And while Chad and Bob do their comedy routine Carrie has reversed a whip to the corner by Cerebus and then tagged Samantha back in. They whip him to the ropes... Double backdrop coming up... NO! DOUBLE HEADSMASH BY THE DOG OF WAR!
Chad: Beautiful! Even two on one they can't stop him! HAH! Carrie leaves the ring... And there goes Samantha, courtesy of Cerebus. what a pair of losers. Good looking losers, but losers all the same.
Jessie: Sam back in on the six count... Grabbed by Cerebus... And a BIG gorilla press! Starr whipped to the ropes... AND NAILS CEREBUS WITH A JUMPING DDT OUT OF NOWHERE! The big man is stunned as Samantha places him on the top turnbuckle.... UP, UP AND AWAAAAAAAY! _Big_ double underhook superplex there by Starr! Cover and one, two, kickout... barely. Looks like Cerebus got the wind knocked out of him there.
Lisa: Well. Cerebus has been in the ring for a long time now, and it's starting to show. He really needs to tag his partner soon I think. Cerebus off the ropes... And stopped by a bodyslam by Starr, who immediately applies a Boston crab on the downed dog..... Saved by Fenris there, and Cerebus taking with a football tackle taking both him and Samantha through the ropes as Beard pushes Fenris back out of the ring.
Bob: They're brawling wildly on the floor... And Cerebus goes crashing into the ringsteps... And AGAIN! Samantha is on FIRE here. A belly-to-back suplex on the floor before she climbs back into the ring. And Cerebus follows her, a bit more cautious this time.
(After this the match swung back and forth several time, with neither team able to get that one, crucial move off to end the match, yet both teams hitting several nice spots. People were also thrown out of the ring left and right, and at times it seemed like noone told these people a wrestling match is supposed to happen INSIDE the ring. Not outside it. Some memorable moments were a beautiful textbook reverse neckbreaker on Carrie Westfield by Fenris. A move later repaid by an equally beautiful _swinging_ neckbreaker on Fenris by Carrie. Samantha showed more than once that she is no weakling by several times powerslamming or bodyslamming the bigger men when noone was expecting it. The dogs on the other hand proved that they are as ruthless as they come, repeatedly double teaming a member of BTBW, and getting several warnings from the ref in the process. We rejoin the action in the thirteenth minute when the Dogs once again have grabbed the advantage with a little strategic "bending" of the rules, and we find Cerebus and Samantha, once again brawling out on the outside.)
Chad: Heeeere we go! Boom, into the guardrail. BANG! Into the ringsteps! Heh. Starr is getting introduced to every foreign object outside of the ring.
Bob: This is a despicable display of disregard for the rules. The referee should _do_ something about Cerebus.
Chad: That zebra's too chicken to go anywhere near Cerebus. Hey, why don't _you_ tell him how wrong it is to knock the stuffing outta Starr, Brodsky? I'm sure Cerebus won't hurt you.... much.
Bob: Uhm.. Well.... I would... But I've got this old knee injury, and....
Chad: Yeah.... And the pope is jewish.
Bob: _Really_! I've got a knee injury!
Chad: And the Bulkster is a talented wrestler.
Bob: Of course he is! Why, when he "Bulks up" nothing can stop him.
Chad: Brodsky. Are you sure you're not some kinda freaky medical experiment?
Jessie: Guys, please. The match?
Bob and Chad: Sorry Jessie....
Jessie: Anyway. While Bob and Chad was concentrating on anything other than the match we've seen Samantha and Cerebus alternately introduce eachother to the various hard metal objects around the ringside area. The way these two are going you'd think there was a rule saying you have to use the ringsteps and guardrail as much as possible during a match to hurt your opponent. They're back in the ring now, and Starr ducks a flying clothesline by Cerebus. Both of them look tired, and they've both been busted open. Carrie enters the ring, and Cerebus is the recipient of a double elbowsmash, sending him staggering.
Lisa: And Fenris enters, evening the odds in his own distinct style by tossing Carrie over the top. Fenris with a football tackle at Starr... Dodged! And Fenris goes CRASHING into Cerebus, sending both men to the outside. Samantha taking a breather inside the ring. She looks exhausted, as do both Dogs of War. Dark Paladin saying something to them... They nod, and Cerebus climbs back in the ring. Cerebus and Samantha circling each other.
*CRASH!!!*
Chad: YEEEEESSSSSSSSS!! NAIL HER!
Bob: MY WORD! THIS IS DISGRACEFUL!
Jessie: Fenris sneaking up behind Samantha Starr with a chair and NAILING her across the back while she was preoccupied with Cerebus! And Dark Paladin throwing a chair