Nine battle royals and it’s winner take all. Plus, a single’s match between Nabiki Yen and Freddy Fever who have some history to hash out
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Jessie: Welcome to Crazy Eights!
{crowd cheers loudly}
Jessie: We’re coming to you LIVE from the Fresno Convention Center in Fresno California and tonight we will bring you the best in ICWF and OWA action. Joining me in the broadcast booth is the OWA’s Ed Bagel and Biff Franklin. along with Bob Brodsky! Ed, we’re coming live and we’re getting ready for some great action.
Ed: That’s right, Jessie. We’re going to have eight battle royals. and the eight winners of those battle royals will meet in a final battle royal. While we’ve been billing it the OWA vs. the ICWF, it’s still every wrestler for themselves.
Jessie: Good point. we also have one singles match as Prince Frederick will take on his former tag team partner, Nabiki Yen. I’m sure Amazon Woman will be at ringside, and that could mean trouble for Nabiki Yen, though she will have her bodyguard, Andrew at ringside as well, we’ve never seen him in any confrontations.
Ed: I also understand that Stevie Cheesecake will have a special edition of Stevie’s Wonderland on tap for us. We have no idea who his guest is, but you can be sure that Monica Brant will be watching.
Jessie: Please bear in mind, when the battle royals were numbered, that was only to distinguish them apart. The order of the battle royals was determined by draw earlier today. With that in mind, let’s get down to ringside for our first battle royal!
Battle Royal #1
Duffer: Welllllllcome to Craaaaaazy Eights!!!! This will be our first battle royal. and it will feature the following stars making their way to ringside now. Davey Scott. Shogun. Sentry. Johnny Fate. Vision in Violet. Angel. The ICWF Tag Team Champion Maria Mankiller. and the ICWF Champion Masked Marauder!!!!!!!Jessie: What a great group to start things off with. not only do we have the ICWF Champion, Masked Marauder in the ring, but the ICWF Tag Team Champion Maria Mankiller. but the edge has to go to Vision in Violet, who won the preliminary Crazy Eights.
Ed: Good point, Jesse. However, Shogun has recently won an 11 wrestler battle royal, and Johnny Fate is a relative unknown at this time. There could be an upset. There goes the bell.
Jessie: Right off the bat, Masked Marauder and Sentry tangle up. Maria Mankiller locks up with Angel. Johnny Fate hooks up with Vision In Violet and Shogun takes on Davey Scott.
Ed: Davey Scott misses a roundhouse as Shogun flips him out over the top rope and to the floor.
Duffer: Davey Scott eliminated at 32 seconds.
Bob: *laughs* The OWA are gonna eliminate each other.
Biff: No one liked Scott in the first place. just shut up and sit there and blubber. it’s what you get paid for.
Bob: Why you.
Ed: Back in the ring. Maria Mankiller nails Angel in the midsection. and plows her over with a shoulderblock. clothesline and Angel is out this one.
Duffer: Angel has been eliminated in 2: 01.
Jessie: We’re going to have to watch this one carefully. it’s a quick one.
Biff: Double clothesline by Shogun and Johnny Fate, eliminate Maria Mankiller. she’s outta here. haha.
Duffer: Maria Mankiller eliminated at 2: 45
Ed: Masked Marauder and Sentry continue to battle each other. Johnny Fate comes over and nails Marauder from behind. spin kick by Fate on Sentry! He tosses Sentry out of the ring.
Duffer: Sentry eliminated at 4: 44
Jessie: Vision in Violet clotheslines Johnny Fate. while Shogun and Masked Marauder battle it out. Masked Marauder with a piledriver on Shogun. he goes to the top.
Ed: ViV just whipped Johnny Fate into Shogun, who runs into Marauder perched up on the turnbuckle. Shogun looks up and pushes Marauder off the turnbuckle.
Duffer: ICWF Champion, Masked Marauder eliminated at 6: 32
Bob: Johnny Fate just nailed Shogun and sent him over the top rope.
Biff: Wha??? He should double teamed ViV, then double-crossed Shogun. idiot.
Duffer: Shogun eliminated at 6: 55
Ed: Viv just attacked Fate.
Jessie: Frankensteiner by ViV. and she pulls up Fate and tosses him out of the ring!
Biff: Crap! Well. it’s only the first one.
Bob: It’s gonna be the trend, Franklin.
Duffer: Johnny Fate eliminated. winner of the match. Vision in Violet!!!!!
Jessie: Really no surprise there. Vision in Violet taking the first battle royal and advancing to the final. Coming up ne.
Stevie’s Wonderland: “Monica Brant”
Duffer: Laaaaadies and gentlemen. at this time we bring you a special edition of Stevieeeeeee’s Wonderlaaaaaand!Ed: This guy makes me sick. I cannot believe I sat next to him for half a year.
(The Stevie’s Wonderland area is highlights as the "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" is played throughout the arena}
Stevie: Well. thank you for joining me. *wink* {Stevie seductively struts around the stage} Every once in a while, you do something you regret. even *I* do that. not very often mind you. but once in a while. so, it is with great relief that I welcome my guest. "Misty" Monica Brant!!!
{A young man, dressed in "Monica Brant" type wrestling clothes and a wig comes out waving to the crowd}
Stevie: Welcome to the show, Monica.
Pseudo-Monica: Well. thank you very much. I’m glad you asked me out.
Stevie: Oh? Is that right? As I began my introduction I mentioned regrets. and the reason I ask you about that is. that I’m sure you ... regret... every hearing the name Stevie Cheesecake.
PM: Oh. yes. I’m very sorry if I upset you in any way, Mr. Cheesecake.
Stevie: Oh. don’t you worry, hon. I’ll let you make it up to me after tonight’s event. how’s that? I know you are dying to date with me.
PM: Anything you say, Mr. Cheesecake.
Stevie: You may go. I’ll speak with you later.
{as the Pseudo Monica turns to leave, Stevie nails it with a clothesline.}
Stevie: *chuckles* This looks familiar. where have I seen THIS before??? Oh. That’s right.
{he drops the mic and sets up the Monica look-alike and piledrives him into the ground. he straddles the fallen fake and leans down to give a kiss, then stands up, taking the mic into his hands again}
Stevie: Oh. Monica. we’re only a few moments away from our second date. are you ready? I think *YOU* should bring the protection, it you know what I mean. *wink*
Bob: Disgusting display by Stevie Cheesecake. that is just horrible.
Biff: I kinda liked it. he’ll get Monica so pissed she’ll screw up her game plan.
Jessie: The competitors are on their way for the next battle royal guys.
Battle Royal #2
Duffer: Ladies and Gentlemen. this is your second battle royal of the evening. Coming down to ringside: first the former OWA Heavyweight Champion, Amazon Woman. followed by “Misty” Monica Brant. from the ICWF, Cerebus. former North American Champion and now representing the Family, Jetstream. the current ICWF InterContinental Champion, Arlechino. following him is Lace. one half of Brawlers, Inc., MegaDiesel. and the final competitor. Stevie Cheesecake. Let’s the battle begin!Jessie: As expected this is going to be the one to watch. Monica Brant quickly charges after Stevie Cheesecake, but is met with a blindside by Lace before she was able to get there. Lace goes to work on Monica Brant.
Biff: Looks like the two beauty queens wanna mix it up!
Bob: In the meantime, over on the far corner we see Amazon Woman and Arlechino tangled up on the ropes.
Ed: Watch Stevie Cheesecake. he walking up behind Amazon and Arlechino. they don’t even see him and he lift them up and over the top rope.
Duffer: Arlechino and Amazon Woman eliminated at 52 seconds into the match.
Biff: That Cheesecake guy sure is a sneaky one. you have to be careful when he’s around. for more than one reason.
Jessie: The man’s a sleaze, pure and simple. Of course, Monica Brant’s not much better.
Bob: Arlechino and Amazon Woman are still going at it outside the ring. Amazon rams Arlechino’s head into the railing, but Arlechino whips Amazon into the ring post. they are brawling. we need some security here.
Ed: Nothing settled between the Amazon and the clown. Back in the ring, Jetstream nails Cerebus as they fight. Cerebus with an enzuilariato on Jetstream. and he tries to throw him out. MegaDiesel walks right up and picks up Cerebus and tosses him over the rope.
Duffer: Cerebus eliminated at 2: 01.
Jessie: Three favorites eliminated in two minutes! This one is fast paced, folks. Don’t even blink!
Jessie: Lace was caught off guard with that one. she’s slowly going out. Brant picks her up and tosses her over then charges over towards Stevie Cheesecake. MegaDiesel catches her with a clothesline and begins to punish the Femme.
Duffer: Lace eliminated at 3: 45
Ed: Powerbomb by MegaDiesel on Brant. he tosses her over the top and goes back towards Jetstream and Cheesecake.
Jessie: Another Femme bites the dust.
Bob: Hold on, Brant catches herself and slides under the bottom rope and dropkicks MegaDiesel from behind sending him out over the top rope and to the floor.
Duffer: MegaDiesel eliminated at 5: 34
Jessie: A stunning display of skill from Monica Brant.
Ed: It’s tearing you up to say that, isn’t it?
Jessie: Shut up and call the match, Bagel.
Ed: Jetstream punishes Cheesecake. power clothesline by Jetstream. and he places Cheesecake on the top rope. he’s going for a superplex. no, Brant rushes over and pushes Jetstream off