WISE Tuesday Night Catfight 3-30-1999

Tournament for the vacant North American Championship

Bloody Mary

TD: Big Iowa Heaven punch from Mary misses! Diamond with series of jabs and Mary blocks the right cross! Mandible claw! And Miyagi with knife-edge chop to the throat of Mary! Roundhouse kick to the kidneys by Miyagi! Another to the head! Bloody Mary is out on her feet! Spinning sidewalk slam!

TD: Miyagi signals Diamond! Irish whip by Miyagi, backdrop and Mary goes up and over!

JS: Not yet she ain't.

AR: I don't know about the way Mary went over. By the apron, Mary can be seen talking with the outside official, gesticulating wildly.]

TD: Diamond fighting back to a solid base. Both women still locked together, leaning hard into the ropes -

TD: -- they both go over! Mary knocked them out, this can't stand!

TD: I don't understand what happened.

"Big Tim": Nina Miyagi an Ashlyn Diamond have been eliminated at sixty-two minutes, two seconds. The winner, and NEW New Wave Wrestling Women's Champion! BLOODY MARY!!!!

TD: It's a good call by the officials.

TD: It's respect! Amanda Reese raising the hand of the New Wave Champion! Bloody Mary will go on to meet Yuri Kaio at "Double or Nothing" in April!

Sam: Now what the hell is this all about? Another stunt of Sierra Browne's?

Sonya: I don't care who's behind it…they're creating a fire hazard by blocking those exits. Get security down there now!

Sam: Not to mention the fact that they're holding up the slobs who just wanna get in here and grab a cold one.

Ed: Sonya, I just got word that arena security has been notified. Whatever the problem.. Welcome to the Tuesday Night Catfight!

Heather Chandler

Heather: I won't keep you long tonight! I have a couple of announcements! First.. in two weeks, we'll be in Colorado Springs, Colorado.. and a main event has been announced.. The Triple Threat: Andrea, Heidi and Brittany will take on Micki Duran as their partner.. they will be taking on Medusa Rage, Rose Knight and Bloody Mary. We are still looking for an additional member for that team, hopefully, we'll have someone before the end of the night. And we have one final match to announce for Crime Spree and then the card will be booked! We are giving Shumira a couple of weeks to rest before she has to start defending her Extreme TV Title.. at the next Catfight, she'll be defending the title against The Corporal. However, on May 15th in Baltimore MD..

Sam: My hometown!

Heather: .. if she manages to hold on to that title, she'll be defending against Heidi Leick in an "In Your House" Match. Now, I know you've heard that term before.. however, this is the real 'In Your House' event, as WISE has managed to secure a home in Baltimore as the result of a foreclosure and the match between Heidi and Shumira will take place inside that house. The Extreme TV Title will be on the line and falls will count anywhere in the house. Extreme rules still apply. Other than a referee, only Heidi and Shumira will be allowed to the site.

Heather: And we have five more names for you for the big "Caged Fury" match. Here they are:

Micki Duran
Arielle Starr
Mystique Siren and
Pandora

That's it for announcements.. Crime Spree is set, so get a hold of your cable company and get it ordered! It only happens once a year.. the WISE girls are getting violent! Let's get on with the SHOW!

["December" begins again, as the camera pans over to the announce team.]

Ed: Incredible! An "In Your House" Match at Crime Spree! Shumira will battle Heidi Leick inside a real house!

Sam: Heather really is nuts!

Sonya: It's really brilliant. With the theme of Crime Spree and some of the matches on the card, a normal Extreme TV Title match would just be... normal! However, Heather has taken an Extreme TV Title match and beefed it up, making it even more extreme!

Ed: Tonight! We have a North American Heritage Championship tournament. We will be starting that tournament right away.. so let's go down to ringside for our first tourn.. what's this?

Heidi Leick and Shumira Kishiro

Heidi: Aww... all you ~meanies~ are huwtin my wittle fe~wings... *acting sad* NOT~! *laughs* No.. What I've come down here for.. is to show respect for the ~one~ woman who's actually ~beaten~ me, yes.... I'm woman enough to admit it.. for a title ~I~ made.. a title that ~I~ created.. a belt that ~ I~ bought.. ooops,. I mean, that the former GDWA ~bought~ for me.. *giggles* and that was so selfishly ruined by Medusa ~ I wanna get another title shot cause last time I quit like the loser I really am and decided I couldn't make it in real life outside of wrestling so I had to steal a belt from the one true Superstar of Wrestling.. Heidi Leick.. *giggles* and, then ruin it cause No one paid any attention to me~ Rage ** pulls the New WISE Extreme World Television Championship Belt out of the bag ** and What I'd LIKE to do now.. is present this NEW Belt, that WISE so ~graciously~ had made... to Shumira Kishiro.. SO Shumira, get your Dumber than Dumb ass down.. oops.. I was supposed to be nice tonight.. right? * confused * I mean.. Shumira why don't you come down here so I can ~GIVE~ you the belt.. like it ~should~ have been given to you.. *Smiles Evilly*

['50-Foot Queenie' by PJ Harvey blasts over the speakers as Shumira walks toward the ring, a mic in her hand and the old belt thrown over her shoulder]

Shumira: "Ohhh ooh ohh. I love gifties!"

Shumira: "Oh goodie-gee! A new belt for me?? Why...why you shouldn't have!"

Shumira: "Come to think of it... you prolly didn't! Now let me tell you something right now, you hardcore hooligan. This spunky punk didn't just fall off the proverbial turnip truck...I've been around the block a few times." (She looks confused for a moment) "No wonder I've been so ill lately. I always did get car sick." (she waves her hand in frustration.) "ANYWAY! That little voice in my head is tel.. no.. the other one. No, the OTHER.. yeah.. THAT one. Shaddup. Anyway, that voicey is telling me that You, Missy-Moo, are planning something dastardly...like, should I turn my back on you like so..." (Shumira turns around) "You're gunna whap me in the noggin with that thar belt." (She spins back around.) "Nononononono... none of that tom-foolery, lil missy! Ohno! I'm not gunna let you trick me.. I'm gunna beat you to the punch!"

Shumira: "You wanna hit me in the head with a belt?? Huh??! Well... take THIS!!"

Shumira: Nyah, nyeah! I beat you to it! Hahaha...what are you gunna do... whack me in back of the head??"

Shumira: "Ow. See... you.. can't hurt me. I already...hit.." (Shumira frowns and rubs her head) "God this was a crappy plan. Screw it...!"

Heidi Leick: Shumira.. *smiling and laughing, kneeling down over Shumira* I'll give you credit.. you sure have heart girl.. , and you may be crazy.. *evil giggle * but all the heart in the world can't save you from me... and all the craziness you possess can't pull your ass out of the fire you lit under me last time we met... you may have got ~LUCKY~.. that's right I said ~LUCKY~... *crowd starts to boo louder , and Shumira starts to move a bit* You aren't extreme. .and as far as I'm concerned,.. you aren't the WISE Extreme World TV Champion.. I AM!.... *grabs the belt away from Shumira* No wait.. I can't take the belt.. some pansy ass already did that.. didn't she?... Ok.. Shumira.. looks like one more time.. that this is your lucky day.. as a measure of good faith.. and to show all the people what a ~wonderful~ person I am.. I'll let you ~HOLD~ this belt.. hold it.. *smiles evilly* Till I'm good and ready to take it back.. "In Your House" at CRIME SPREE...

Shumira: (glaring up at Heidi with blood running down her face) Go... to hell...

Ed: This is simply disgusting.. officials are coming down to ringside.. they are pulling Heidi off of Shumira.. and now they are helping Shumira back to the locker room.. we are supposed to have a first match for the tournament.. let's go down to ringside.

Christine: Hello.. PHEONIX!

Christine: Is everyone ready for a night of the hottest sports entertainment in the world?

Christine: Is that the best you can do? Let me hear you!

Christine: That's more like it.. people of Phoenix, Arizona.. let the SHOW BEGIN!

*ding**ding*

Sarah Summers vs. Medusa Rage

Christine: This match is scheduled for one fall.. and it is part of the first round of the North American Heritage Championship Tournament. Introducing first.. introducing first..

Sarah Summers

Sarah: Medusa, this match between us has been long over due. I didn't Touch you or make any move after you while you were the Champ because I was waiting for May Order to have her rematch. She deserved it, and I wasn't going to get in her way. But now, now that you're lighter around the waist and May's no

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