WISE Tuesday Night Catfight 3-4-1999

RE: You know, this locker room, it's really very beautiful. I guess it's one of the perks to being a champion in this great federation, the WISE. A room filled with flowers. Simply lovely.

RE: In just a few short moments, I have a match. My first title defense. And, well, I'll be honest. There are a few jitters. I mean, this is sure to be a tough match.

Hannah Blue. Believe it or not, I've been watching tapes of you. I've been keeping an eye on your style, and I think I've got the perfect game-plan. What is it? Well, sweetheart.

I'm going to leave that as a surprise.

Just come to the ring and give me a great match, and I'll be happy.

RE: Really, Hannah, I have a lot of respect for you. Honestly. You've got a lot of talent, and I haven't a shadow of a doubt in my mind that you are going to give me a great match.

Unfortunately, dear, as I said earlier, I'm not quite ready to give this title up yet. You wouldn't believe the popularity it's gotten me. Before, I got no respect. People mocked me. I was just "another dumb valet trying to be a wrestler."

RE: Guess I proved them wrong, didn't I? Yes, I have a history as a manager. But when I step into the ring, I know every inch of that canvas, and how to use every inch of it to my advantage.

And now that I'm a champion, people see me in a whole new light. "She's a champ now." "She actually does have some skill."

But still, there are those naysayers who refuse to believe that I have the talent. Refuse to believe that I have the ability. Refuse to believe that I have the will and the desire to hold a title. Refuse to believe that it was nothing more than a simple fluke.

RE: As much as I respect you, Hannah, you're going to become an example. Nothing personal, dear, but I still have something to prove. Funny, the title brought me a load of popularity, but in the process, drew in a new crowd of doubters.

I guess that's the sport, right? That's what to expect.

I certainly wouldn't know any different.

RE: By the way, Hannah. Congratulations on your alliance with Maggie McGuire. Something I was never able to do.

But Hannah dear, let's keep this between us. One on one, woman against woman. Maggie, you have no place in this match. Our time will come soon enough. As a matter of fact.

It'll come in less than a month.

When your turn comes, I'm all yours. But until then, let's keep this from getting personal. I have a title defense that I will willingly make. Let Hannah have her own title shot. It's her just due.

RE: I'm sorry, I was just remembering a joke I heard the other day. Maybe, down the road, I'll tell it to you. Maybe after this match. Hannah, I'll see you in the ring, dear. Best of luck to you.

Ed: I'm Ed Bagel, and joining me this week are Sam Mutt and Sonya Blade, and we are LIVE in the California capital, Sacramento in the Arco Arena and tonight, we have a spectacular card for you. Tonight, the NEW Lightweight Champion, Rachel Edwards will take on the number one contender, Hannah Blue.

Sam: That's our main event? Egads. What a yawner.

Sonya: This is going to be a spectacular match. Both have an abundance of talent and I think it'll show tonight.

Ed: I'm also told that we...

["December" by Collective Soul begins to play across the arena, as the fans get to their feet. Heather Chandler steps through the curtain, and following behind is Spud McKenzie. They slowly make their way down to ringside and climb up into the ring. Christine Donahue reaches up and hands the mic to Heather.]

Heather: WISE is /in/ /the/ /house/, Sacramento!

Heather: Oh boy, do we have a lot to go over tonight! In regards to the North American Heritage Championship, which is still vacant. As part of his new duties, your Vice President in charge of Wrestling Operations, Spud McKenzie, has been placed in charge of that particular title. So I'll turn that over to him at this time.

Spud: How's everyone in Sacramento?!?

Spud: I'm here to address the situation with the North American Heritage Championship. As you all know, special referee Daisy Butterfly declared the match a four way draw. Which is in her rights! However, she still has in her possession the title, which will need to be returned to us tonight. Because. Tonight. We will have a match to determine the new North American Heritage Champion. This match will pit the two competitors from the four way dance. Sarah Summers against Amanda Knight. The winner will become the North American Heritage Champion. However, the winner of that match will go on to face Andrea Chandler at Crime Spree in a "Rolling Casket" match. The winner will be the one who puts their opponent into a casket and rolls it out of the Arena. The North American Heritage Championship will be on the line in that match. We have a few more announcements, so I'll turn this over to Heather.

Heather: Moving on. We have one Heather Leick running around with a title she's calling the "WISE Extreme Television Championship." Well, Ms. Leick. I've nothing against you personally, however, if you are going to claim to be a champion. Then you better start defending your title, so tonight. That "Extreme Television Championship" will be on the line in your match against Neko Daisuke.

Heather: Finally, WISE will be participating in the "Angels and Amazons" PPV later this month. Some of you may have heard that Sierra Browne will defend her WISE Universal Title against Heidi Leick. We'll also a Lightweight Title match, as the champion, currently Rachel Edwards, will be taking on Maggie McGuire. As well as three of our own WISE girls, in a big 30 woman Royal Rumble. Bloody Mary, Miko Azai and Brittany Yorke will all be in that particular match. We are still working on finalizing a main event for "Crime Spree" as well as some of the other matches on the card, however it's my pleasure to announce the first five names to be entered into the big Caged Fury cage match. Now, this has nothing to do with the order of entrance into the cage. These are the first five women to sign up:

Elizabeth Zavodsky
The Corporal
Neko Daisuke
Stephani Weathers
And Lady Luck.

Heather: There you have it! The first five to be announced for the big Caged Fury match. That's all the announcements I have for you tonight, so let's get ourselves out of here and get on to the action!

Ed: Some BIG announcements from both Mr. McKenzie and Ms. Chandler. We will crown a North American Heritage Champion tonight! It'll be Summers vs. Knight. And the winner moves on to Crime Spree to take on Andrea Chandler in a very interesting match.

Sam: A casket match that you roll out of the arena? This match will be a brutal one!

Sonya: Heather Chandler is making sure that Crime Spree lives up to its name.

Ed: Let's go down to ringside and get things started with Christine Donahue!

Christine: Hello. Sacramento!

Christine: Is everyone ready for a night of the hottest sports entertainment in the world?

Christine: Is that the best you can do? Let me hear you!

Christine: That's more like it. People of Sacramento California. Let the SHOW BEGIN!

*ding**ding**ding*

Christine: This first match is scheduled for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first.

["Heart shaped Box" by Nirvana BLASTS over the PA System]

Christine: Introducing, originally from Tokyo, Japan, now subsiding in Seattle, Washington. She weighs in tonight at 145 pounds. Here is PANDORA!!!

Christine: And her opponent.

Brittany: Darlings! There you are at last. How very fortunate that you should arrive just now. I'm just trying on one of my choices for entrance attire tonight. Isn't it gorgeous? One of a kind, you know. Just like me one might say. And very much unlike dearest, little Pandora.

Brittany: What was it the dear, little Goth-girl said? Oh yes, she carried the match. I believe that was it.

Brittany: Darling, I'm afraid you couldn't even carry a tune, much less a match of any sort. You, dear, little girl, are a delusional child, obviously.

Brittany: Tell me, dear, what was the point of your tasteless, little display? To scare me? Come now, dear. You should know better than that. After all, while you were outside the ring in the tag team match, goldbricking just like all members of the lower classes, I stepped inside and disposed of another lesser person, providing you with a victory in which you naturally had no active part.

Brittany: I, to use a vulgar term you seem so fond of, got my hands dirty on that common piece of trash, and I made sure she knew about it. Just take a look, dearie.

Brittany: This is not a body one can get by letting _others_ do the hard work.

Brittany: And I know perfectly well our little match won't be a catfight, dear. I do not consider scratching and clawing a viable offense to be quite honest. No, I much rather prefer to inflict pain in other ways. And tonight, little Goth-girl, I won't just defeat you. I rather think I'll just break you in half. That would be so much more. Satisfying, don't you agree? I do hope you don't mind wheelchairs _too_ much, dear.

Brittany: No. This just will not do at all. Do find me something else to wear, won't you?

Brittany: Andrew, would you please go and prepare things for my grand entrance? Oh, and do be a dear and throw this old thing in the rubbish bin on

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