Andrea Chandler defends the World Championship against the challenge of Officer Order.
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas. There are 37,603 screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING
D*A*W*G P*O*U*N*D N*I*G*H*T*S
Bishop: Wrestling fans, this is THE BIG ONE! Welcome to Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance's Dawg Pound Nights. We are here live with one of the biggest cards in pay per view history. Along by my side is the color man Sam Mutt and the incomparable Sonya Blade!!!
(Fans chant: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! )
Mutt: Well hell, this is only our 3rd pay per view, and there's not an empty seat in the house....except that one over there.
Blade: The fans came for excitement, and why shouldn't they? This is THEIR pay per view. Named after the most loyal fans in all of professional wrestling. And besides that point, this is one of the biggest cards of the year.
Bishop: Fans, so much at stake tonight! We have the WESTERN HERITAGE TITLE on the line as the 'Legend' Micki Duran challenges 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda. We have the World Tag Team titles up for grabs as the Hyena Queens go up against the unbeatable MISFITS!
Blade: Then you have WAR GAMES: THE MATCH BEYOND with the High Flying Dolls, Bloody Mary and Staci X on one side. Their opponents comprise the AGE OF RAGE: The Misfits and the Browne Girls.
Mutt: Yeah, but you should all know why these morons are out here tonight! They want to see Andrea Chandler the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion defend against the #1 pretender Officer Order!
(Fans pop big time as Fireworks go off around the ring!)
Bishop: The undercard is nothing to snub your nose at either! We have such matches as the uncanny combination of Officer Order and Big Ma Porter take on 2 of the Dragon Trio in 'Dangerous Queen' Sachie Yokoyama and the INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Charlotte La Mancha.
Mutt: Hell! What about 'La Femme Nikita' Nikita Marx as she and longtime nemesis Daisy Butterfly get it on in a scientific best out of 3 falls match up?
(Fans cheer as Sonya Blade leads cheers of: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!)
Bishop: Sonya leading cheers for one of the most popular wrestlers in all of Grand Dragon. My lord, between Double O and Daisy you could have this entire place roaring!
Mutt: Forget her! We've got a hell of a card tonight. We got rookies, we got newcomers, we got Tag action....we got the awards acceptance by Andrea Chandler as she was voted Wrestler of the Month several weeks ago. This is gonna be great.
(Fans cheer as Spud McKenzie runs down the aisle and heads into the ring.)
Bishop: Spud is in the ring, and we are just about underway. Fans, we promise not to disappoint you tonight. Just about everyone has come out for this pay per view spectacular to show off!
Spud: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntonio!!!!!!
(Fans pop big time as Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring.)
Spud: You demanded it from other federations, but only Grand Dragon gave it to you! The Supercard that's in YOUR name.
(Fans cheer as Spud McKenzie continues.)
Spud: There's only 1 fed that can handle you fans out there! There's only 1 fed that has the Dawg Pound.....
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )
Spud: To all the fans here in San Antonio, Texas!
(Fans pop as horns and whistles go off in anticipation.)
Spud: To all of the GDWA'ers all around the world! The question IS.....are you ready?!
(Fans screaming: Yes!)
Spud: I SAID ARE YOU READY!?!?!?!?!
(Fans screaming: Yes!!!!)
Spud: Theeeeeeeeeeeeeen.....Let's Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrumble!!!!!
(Fans all cheer while the Dawg Pound stands on their chairs and howl and whistle.)
NOMAD VS. LADY TIGER
Spud: Our very first contest here at Dawg Pound Nights is scheduled for 1 fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Fans boos as they hear the 'Iraqi national anthem'.)
Spud: Accompanied to the ring by her manager Princess Nelli. Hailing from the Iraqi desert! She stands 5 feet 6 inches tall, weighing in at 140 pounds, here is...the Nomad!
(Fans chant: USA! USA! USA! Nomad heads down the aisle wearing a brown and gray striped singlet and carrying the American flag.)
Bishop: Nomad looks ripped. And as usual, she looks like she's ready to go to war.
Blade: Yes, she looks like a newcomer who could do great things in the GDWA. A newcomer with great ability...but does she have butterflies at a Supercard of this magnitude? I mean, this is her first pay per view.
Mutt: No doubt! Nomad HAS GOT to be a little nervous. But come on, she's facing a woman who hasn't even premiered in Grand Dragon yet. This Lady Tiger will need to take control from the onset...and how easy will that be?
Bishop: Let's hear the introductions for Lady Tiger....
(Fans cheer as they hear "Eye of the Tiger”!)
Spud: And her opponent! Hailing from Bordeaux, France! She is 5 feet 6 inches, 127 pounds. Here is....Lady Tiger!!!
(Fans cheer as Lady Tiger heads down the aisle wearing an orange and black
Olympic wrestling singlet, and a furry tiger mask covering her face.) Blade: Our first masked wrestler here in Grand Dragon. Lady Tiger slapping hands with fans and I must admit, I like her already. Tiger leaping over the ropes into her corner, turning to the fans for cheers....
Bishop: ...and THE NOMAD CHARGING HER FROM BEHIND!!! Mutt: ...and LADY TIGER **NAILING** the Nomad with a Savate Kick!
(Fans all cheering as Nomad stumbles backwards!)
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: Lady Tiger has got her scouted rather well. Lady Tiger now, firing away with kicks to the body of the Nomad. Nomad seemingly unfazed. She Irish Whips the big woman to the ropes, Nomad bouncing off, and NOMAD WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!
(Fans chanting: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)
Mutt: Nomad with a pick up, and a headbutt, and Tiger is stunned. Lady Tiger looks like she needs to bulk up a bit, especially if she's gonna take on a woman with the pythons of Nomad.
Bishop: Nomad now, punching away, and Lady Tiger backed into the corner. Nomad jabbing away, and Tiger trying to cover her face!
Blade: Nomad with an Armlock, and Hiptossing the Tiger out of the corner!
Tiger getting to her feet and Nomad with a head of steam...AND LADY TIGER WITH A STANDING DROPKICK!!!!
Ref: ................1...................2...............kick out!
(Fans cheering!)
Mutt: The big Iraqi rushing forward, and the Tiger caught her flesh on the jaw. And great presence of mind to go for the quick cover.
Blade: Tiger running for the far ropes, as the Nomad gets to her feet, Springboarding off and CONNECTS with a MOONSAULT!!!! And a leg grapevine.........1.........kick out!
(Fans cheering and begin to chant: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)
Bishop: Lady Tiger with a pick up, and an Uppercut! Nomad unfazed, and Lady Tiger running to the far ropes. Tiger bouncing off and NOMAD CATCHES
HER WITH A POWERSLAM!!!!
(Fans boo as Nomad gets to her feet and stomps away on Lady Tiger.) Mutt: Princess Nelli barking orders at the Nomad, and I can't understand a word they are saying. What the hell is that, Arabic?
Blade: Nomad with a pick up, and nailing away with Body blows. Nomad running to the near ropes, and tossing Lady Tiger to the outside!
(Fans boo as Lady Tiger hits the floor hard.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: This is not where Lady Tiger wants to be. And...
(Fans begin cheering as 'Wildchild' Wendy Marshall heads down the aisle.)
Mutt: SHE'S GOT NO BUSINESS DOWN HERE!
Bishop: Princess Nelli on the floor, backing away as the ALL AMERICAN Wendy Marshall runs over to the Frenchwoman Lady Tiger. And here comes the Nomad! Bad blood between these two as Nomad shoves Wendy Marshall to the ground.
Blade: Lady Tiger climbing back into the ring while the Nomad argues with
Wendy Marshall....Hold on! Lady Tiger back on the outside. From behind, Lady Tiger running down the ring apron....AND NAILS NOMAD WITH A BULLDOG RIGHT ON THE FLOOR!!!
(Fans all cheering as Lady Tiger gets back up to her feet.)
Ref: .......4.....5.........6....
Bishop: Lady Tiger sliding back into the ring, breaking the count. Hold on! She's running for the far ropes as Nomad gets to her feet. Lady Tiger bouncing the ropes...
Blade: ...and vaulting over the top rope to connect with a High Cross body.
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! as Nomad catches her.)
Bishop: Nomad repositioning her arms and applying a Waistlock and DRIVES Lady Tiger into the floor with a Pile
WENDY MARSHALL VS. BLOODY MARY
Bishop: Bloody Mary feeling it from this crowd!
Blade: She hoists Wendy Marshall up, and is walking around with her!
Bishop: 5......10 seconds....CHOOOOOOOKESLAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!
(The entire stadium barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Bishop: Oh My!!!!!
Blade: Bloody Mary walking around the ring, and now climbing up the turnbuckles soaking up all of this attention from these fans. She needs to cover Wendy Marshall though.
Mutt: Bloody Mary so hungry for a win against Wendy Marshall, she's losing her cool. I hate to agree