Bishop: Medusa breaking, and showing her true colors here. Wendy walking off, with no idea where she is. Medusa with a boot to the midsection, and Wendy is double over. Medusa with a Gut Wrench pick and falling backwards to Stun Gun Wendy against the ropes!!!!
Mutt: That's called the British Bombshell. And your girl Wendy Marshall is all over the canvas now. Medusa with the cover....1.....2......kick out!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Medusa with a pickup, and slapping Wendy Marshall's head between her legs. Medusa with a Waistlock and a pickup...
Mutt: AND WENDY MARSHALL WITH A HEAD SCISSORS AND SPINS AROUND FOR A VICTORY ROLL!!!!!!
Ref:...............................................................1
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...............................................................1/2!
(Dawg Pound barking while the referee throws up 2 fingers.)
Mutt: Medusa just barely kicked out of that one. Wendy and she both up to their feet, and Wendy Irish Whipping Medusa into the far ropes. Medusa bouncing off and ANOTHER Spinwheel Kick!
(Huge crowd pop as Medusa Rage crumbles to the mat.)
Spud: 60 seconds remaining. 60 seconds remaining.
Bishop: Wendy Marshall with a pickup, and she should have gone for the cover. Not very smart on her behalf. Wendy slapping on a Front Face lock......and MEDUSA WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!!!!!
Ref: ..............1....................2...............Reversal! .............1.................2........Shoulder up!
(Fans all cheering as Medusa Rage scrambles to her feet, holding her neck.)
Mutt: Too strong! Wendy couldn't hold her down. Wendy firing away with kicks to the midsection. Wendy Irish Whipping Medusa......!
Bishop: ...no! Reversal. Wendy flying into the ropes and Medusa dropping down for a High Back Body Block and Wendy flying over the top for a Sunset Flip....
Mutt: BUT MEDUSA PREDICTED IT! SHE DROPS STRAIGHT DOWN AND HOOKS THE TIGHTS!!!!!!!
Ref: .........1...............................2..............3!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: Medusa Rage stole this one! Wendy Marshall was just getting her second wind, and Medusa cheated.
Mutt: Medusa was wrestling like a ring general. Using the ropes, buying her time, and had the ring smarts to take advantage of Wendy Marshall. Good win!
Kosei: Wrestling Fans, at 14 minutes 23 second! Your winner via pinfall....Medusa Rage!
(Fans MOSTLY booing as they hear 'Dvorak's 5th Symphony' by New World.)
Bishop: Wendy Marshall complaining to the referee, and Medusa has left the ring. She's holding her neck and really grimacing.
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles heads down the rampway.)
Mutt: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if she reaggravated that injury. Well let's move on to the House of Styles this week. Hey, MISTER Furious Styles, you ready?
House of Styles: Hyena Queens
Styles: Of course, daddy-o! Hey, let me ask ya'll a question. WHO is the premier broadcaster in Grand Dragon?!!?!?!?!?!?!??
(Dawg Pound barks as MISTER Furious Styles profiles around the ring.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
(Fans cheer as they acknowledge the universal HOUSE of STYLES greeting.)
Styles: To all the Japanese fans out there, I want to give you a personal thank you for accepting MISTER Furious STYLES in your beautiful country.
(Fans cheer after they hear the translation.)
Styles: Now, my main man Kosei Yamasaki gonna help us out with the translations for all you non English speakin' folks. Now, my guests this week are some bad ass women with some serious attitudes. They lay claim to some titles that will be decided NEXT WEEK. Here is the 'Powerbomb' Angela Bassett, and 'the Technician' Terry McMillen......!
(Mixture of cheers and boos as fans hear 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns and Roses!)
STYLES: The self-proclaimed 'next tag team champions of the world'....The Hyena Queens!
(They enter the ring wearing black and red robes with Hyena fur lining. Fans continue to cheer and boo as Terry McMillen points out to all the fans.)
Bishop: These arrogant women are never at a loss for words. They have a match to wrestle later on tonight! What arrogance. Are they gonna sit here and brag?
Mutt: Shut it up! I'm trying to listen.
(Fans begin barking as Angela Basset climbs up the turnbuckles and calls out to the Dawg Pound.)
Terry McMillen: Mister Furious Styles, they say that it’s a Man's world, but it wouldn't be a damn thing without a Woman's touch...well, in the case of the Hyena Queens, that is certainly true!
(Fans cheer as Terry McMillen looks around the arena with a grin.)
Styles: And how is that? Ya'll got to get through STRIKE in order to prove anything to the GDWA. And STRIKE ain't just another ham'n egger team around here.
Terry McMillen: Let me refresh your memory MISTER Styles. The Hyena Queens have touched Grand Dragon like no other team in the HISTORY of the sport. Let's take the Browne Girls. Before it became en vogue for those girls to job themselves to the rest of the GDWA, they were jobbing to us! We beat them first to set a precedent for the rest of the league.
(Fans boo while Angela Bassett laughs and Terry McMillen points into the camera.)
Terry McMillen: And the Syndicate? 'Dre, Mic, I love ya baby. You know this....but be honest. Micki Duran hasn't been the same since she got beat by the Queens of the Ring. She went from World Title contender, to Internet contender, to settling for that copper belt known as the Western Heritage Title!
(Big crowd pop!)
Terry McMillen: She ain't been the same since the Hyena Queens put a beating on the Syndicate and knocked them out of the Tag Title tournament!
(Angela Bassett jumps down from the turnbuckles and heads over toward Terry.)
Terry McMillen: And Lanny Manson? Oh, do we REALLY need to go there?!
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Terry McMillen: Ever since we challenged that California coward to a match, she's had a string of bad luck. Where's the World Title Lanny? Where have you been since Andrea Chandler laid you out in front of 60,000 fans?
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Terry McMillen: Where o' where is 'Fear Factory' Lanny Manson? I'll tell ya where she is. Word around town is that she's somewhere in San Francisco sucking on somebody's big toe!
(Fans go Wooooooooooooo! while Angela Bassett grabs the mic.)
Angela Bassett: Let me tell you something Mister Furious Styles! First, the 2nd-Rate-Syndicate are gonna find out what the AFRICAN DAWGS are all about!!!! We gonna get the one, two, three on their sorry asses to get to the semifinals!
(Fans cheer as Angela Bassett looks around the arena.)
Angela Bassett: Second, we gonna step all over that Age of Rage! They wanna find out who's the blackest? Browne Girls, outside of the squared circle maybe we coulda been sistas. You are truly 2 intelligent Black women who are worthy competitors.....BUT YOU WANT WHAT WE WANT! THAT'S THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES!!!
Terry McMillen: Ladies, the Hyena Queens are all about Money in the Bank and Gold around our waist. And nobody gets in our way. MISFITS! Misfits. (She looks into the camera and laughs) Styles, the reason they are called "the misfits" is because they are about 2 or 3 bra sizes too small!
(Dawg Pound cheers as most fans boo!)
Bishop: That's not funny!
Mutt: Sounds hilarious to me! (Laughs!)
Angela Bassett: Girls, we don't play around. At Dawg Pound Nights, we WILL be defending OUR titles. And we WILL be giving the Jamaican Wonder Twins the first shots. Question our blackness? Browne Girls, you'll be *2* colors when we get done with you.....BLACK & BLUE!
(Dawg Pound erupting as Angela Bassett calls out to them!)
Styles: Hold up! I got questions for ya'll before you go. You just can't be coming here and dominating my show. Now, since ya'll are so SELF ASSURED, what the hell do you need these fans for?
Terry McMillen: As far as I'm concerned, we don't need anybody. But we love to wrestle in front of a crowd. Love to prove all those who doubt our ability that we are the best thing happening today. See, that's the difference between us and the 'Unfits'. The Unfits run up in the Dawg Pound and grab onto men's crotches to get attention. The Hyena Queens get their attention just by being the best....That's called a *Ladies* touch.
(Fans cheering while MISTER Furious Styles looks overwhelmed!)
Angela Bassett: MISFITS! LADY LUCK! Whoever the hell we gotta beat to win our titles. We gonna show you the hard way why we are Queens of the Ring. It ain't safe in Grand Dragon no more! Terry, tell 'em what they already know!!!!!!
Terry McMillen: Mess with the best and get jobbed like the rest!!!!
Angela Bassett: It's as simple as that!
(Mixture of cheers as the HYENA QUEENS leave the ring and 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns 'N Roses blares through the speakers.)
STYLES: I Love it! MISFITS, Browne Girls, better watch your backs! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, boy! I love it! Hey, if any of you rough neck wrestlers want to be on the HOUSE Of STYLES, give me a mail at: Purdue@concentric.net that’s all for this week, back to you guys!
Bishop: WoW! The Hyena Queens predicting victory and a title defense at Dawg Pound Nights? How dare they underestimate the team of STRIKE!
Mutt: It's called mind games Bishop! And the Hyena Queens are sending a message to all the