Previews the upcoming Saturday Night Special with comments from Ma Porter, Daisy Butterfly, Staci X, Radhi Ananda and more.
(The scene is one of Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance studios located in Tacoma, Washington. Two men are sitting behind a desk. They are wearing a blue blazer with the GDWA logo on the right side. A woman sits between them with a red and brown suit jacket and skirt. The lights start to come up, and "Atomic Dog" by Parliament--the GDWA theme music--begins to play.)
Dunbar: Wrestling fans, I'm Paul Laurence Dunbar with Allen Bishop and Sonya Blade bringing you the Friday Night Tease. We've had a hell of a week! So much drama involving the World Title match up from last Saturday, a new INTERNET Champion, and even a brand new Monday Night MVP!
Bishop: That has got to be one of the more exciting weeks we've had.
Dunbar: Before we get to this confusing World title situation, let's ponder upon that mysterious woman from last week’s card.
Blade: The card itself was INCREDIBLE! A perfect lead into the FOUNDER’S DAY TRADITION pay per view...perhaps the biggest Saturday Nite Special we've ever had.
Bishop: I personally was caught off guard. The show was over, and Sam Mutt and I were packing up to leave!
Dunbar: Fans, in case you missed it, let's take a look....
RECAP: SATURDAY NITE SPECIAL 2-14-1997
Bishop: Andrea has passed out right here on the Announcer's table. The Kingpin and Andrea helping her up the aisle. Fans, security has pulled Nikita Marx off of Medusa Rage. There's blood all over that Russian chain! Security is clearing things up. Fans, we'll get back to you on the Friday Night Tease....
CREDITS
(The Satellite feed is still up as fans begin leaving the arena. Suddenly, the lights go dim, and a figure stands in the middle of the ring, alone!)
Bishop: Hey...what the hell? The cameras aren't rolling...who the hell?
Mutt: Ah damn!
Bishop: It's a woman from what I can see on the monitor...and she has the house microphone now!
(Fans hurry back to their seats as the woman looks about the arena. This person is of average height, and weight is unable to be determined, due to the bulky nature of the robe. The voice is female, but modified.)
The woman: "Do you know me?"
(Fans are confused as they await something!)
The woman: GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE....*I* *am* *BACK!*
(The Dawg Pound barks: Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! )
Mutt: She's about to show us who she is!!!
(The woman throws back the hood. She's wearing a mask hiding everything except her green eyes. She will then exits the ring, climbs over the guard railing, and heads out with other fans through the exits. Satellite transmission over!)
Bishop: Wow! It still feels eerie just watching that. Who could it be?
Blade: I don't know. I'm back?! This place is in the winds of change.
Bishop: Speaking of change, congratulations to Staci X for winning the INTERNET Title! I'm impressed with her, as this was something she's dreamed of.
Dunbar: Well, let's move on to the WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP. We may or may not have a challenger for Andrea's title at FOUNDER'S DAY TRADITION! Bloody Mary has declined the title shot...and Dementia Praecox may or may not accept the shot.
Bishop: Well...
Blade: Who declines a WORLD TITLE SHOT?! And why is Andrea Challenging anybody but Rage and Porter?
Dunbar: Controversy abounds in Grand Dragon. Ma Porter had some comments. Let's listen in...
MA PORTER
Fade in on the image of Ma Porter and Tony Angelo in front of a video wall featuring Ma Porter's mug shot.
Ma: Well, Chandler, don't you think it's time you realized who's gonna be whuppin' your ass at the PPV. Bloody Mary declined, the Demented one will never get her act together...Why are youse duckin me? Could it be that you know youse couldn't beat Ma Porter on your best day. It's understandable that you're scared of me, I mean, who ain't? But as the champ, I would think youse could just swallow your fear and climb into that ring with Big Ma. Your time here in the GDWA is drawing to an end, and I think both youse, and that mouse you call a manager know it.
Tony: Some things are inevitable, Chandler. All your money, all the money in the world ain't gonna save your ass this time, sweetheart. So, in typical gangland fashion, Ma is callin' you out. Accept her challenge for the title at the PPV, or be labeled a sniveling coward for the rest of your days here at GDWA. It's time that you knew that the GDWA belongs to the women who built it with their blood and sweat, and that means Porter. See you in the ring, Chandler.
Fade out
Bishop: Porter adamant about that title shot.
Dunbar: WE have even HARSHER words from 'the Franchise' Daisy Butterfly.....
DAISY BUTTERFLY
(SCENE: DAISY BUTTERFLY stands before a GDWA backdrop, wearing a red warm-up suit. She looks...disappointed...)
Daisy: Chandler, you don't seem to understand what Founder's Day means to some of us who have been around the block the a few times. The biggest PPV of the YEAR, in celebration of the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the GREATEST PROMOTION IN THE WORLD. You, unfortunately, as champion, pretty much gets to control whether or not the whole thing is a success. And right now, girl, you've made a mockery of the whole thing.
Bloody Mary? Andrea, don't be stupid. You always seem to want to settle little feuds and never tackle the top challengers. Not lately, anyway. You called out a broadcast journalist for Christ's sakes!! All because she called you a bitch. Well, girlfriend, I'm calling you a bitch AND a coward. Bloody Mary has probably gotten much better from when I faced her, but she's not Main Event material--not on this card, anyway. Hell, my match with your crony Duran isn't even the top match. You're very much afraid of one woman here in the GDWA. You'll do anything to avoid facing her. And I can't say I blame you.
Big Ma Porter. There was a time a few months back where she brutalized both the Syndicate and the Dragon Trio. She has RIGHTFULLY EARNED a title shot, yet you want to give it to some non-contender just because she banged up your friend. Some fighting champion you are, Chandler. You don't deserve to wear that belt and you sure as hell don't deserve to grace the same ring with the founders. You know just what Big Ma will do to you, girl. So you run. And by trying to save your own hide, you lose whatever respect fellow wrestlers had for you. You become the laughingstock of the fans. And you're exposed as nothing more than the Rich Bitch, hiding behind her friends and family. Keep running, Andrea. 'Cause when the REAL competition catches hold of you, you're dead.
Dunbar: That is about as bold as I've ever heard Daisy speak. Question for the both of you...are Porter and Daisy, who usually DO NOT get along, right about this? Should Porter get the title shot?
Bishop: Andrea Chandler is acting cowardly. Look, this is FOUNDER'S DAY TRADITION! Bloody Mary, as good as she is becoming, is not Main Event stuff for a pay per view. Andrea is ducking Ma Porter because she's the biggest threat to her title right now.
Blade: Porter is only the biggest threat in terms of size. Look, Ma would have an easier time selling her point if she was around more often. When was the last time Porter was in the ring? The tag team with Order at the last PPV? With all the newbies in the fed I thought that Porter would be busting heads left and right. For the Record, as a fan of the GDWA, and a former wrestler, Porter vs Chandler would be the kind of match I'd watch a PPV for.
Bishop: What?! YOU are sticking up for Andrea Chandler?! Look, Bloody Mary, she just doesn't have the history needed to sell that kind of match, alone. THIS IS THE BIGGEST PAY PER VIEW OF THE YEAR!
Dunbar: Well, enough about Bloody Mary, she's already pulled out...
Bishop: Okay fine...I would think that Dementia was the likely candidate, but if Mary wants a match AS WELL, she could hold Chandler to the Challenge. After All she challenged Bloody Mary to a match, and then She Challenged Praecox to a match. I say give President Vessey give Andrea what she asked for, back to back matches. Let Bloody Mary go first, as she was challenged first THEN let Praecox take on Andrea. If anyone can figure out a way to win in such a situation, Andrea can.
Dunbar: Let me also say that all of the top contenders have faced Andrea...Dementia in the Quarterfinals of the World Title tourney, Daisy, Order, Medusa....all of 'em except the Legend.
Blade: And other than Porter, who do you have to wrestle left? Bloody Mary who has been kicking ass as of late, and I must add, drew the first slot in the Royal Rumble and exited 7th! And of course, the woman who won the 3 Way dance at DPN, she defeated Medusa Rage 2 weeks ago, and is the Number 1 contender to both the INTERNET TITLE and the WORLD TITLE!
Bishop: Look Sonya, Andrea KNOWS Ma Porter is owed that tile shot! She's using a cowardly loop hole to avoid this match until March...and I for one don't feel Andrea should do so. Get it over with and wrestle the GDWA's Mafiosi at FOUNDER'S DAY TRADITION!
Dunbar: Well, moving on. Tomorrow nights card is the last one before FOUNDER'S DAY TRADITION! Fans, let's look at the card for tomorrow nights Saturday Nite Special...
1) Dementia Praecox vs. Staci X (Internet Title match!)
2) 'Brilliant' Tiffany Chandler vs. 'Kyoto Crippler' Keiko Mita
3) Suicide Blondes vs. Burning Rain
Dunbar: Fans, we have a big match tomorrow night. Staci X, the newly crowned INTERNET titlist takes on Dementia Praecox in what should be a TRUE