Tiffany Chandler explains her departure from the Syndicate
Jennifer Grier
Tucker ...but you won? Who cares? You did great.
Grier: I don't care!
Grier: Yeah, I had her beat. I got the pin. I proved that Lotus is just another lesbian caressing herself all over the GDWA as an excuse to fondle athletic women on TV. I beat you, and destroyed your little hopes of going '4-0' and being the only rookie to go undefeated. Sucks to be you...
But Kallista, I hate to admit it, but now, on this one issue, I agree with Sierra Browne. You're trash. You are supposed to be the 'Fairy Tale Princess'. The good girl. Nice flowing dress. How cute. Well, listen up, bitch. You DON'T interfere in my matches. I get out there, and I wrestle. I don't play your little soap opera games, and find out who can sneak around. I saw the tapes. Smiling all the way back to the locker room. I do what I do, and I do it by myself. I DON'T need to hear about your little problems. If you want Lotus, go out and get a match signed. But I'm sure you know that she'd whip you all around the league. So, sneak up behind her... tap her shoulder. You're a lame excuse for a wrestler, and a fake at that. Get a clue.
Tucker: Why don't you go and calm yourself. I'll take care of this.
Grier: This ain't over yet, bitch.
Saturday Night Tease
"Atomic Dog" pumps over the PA as the cameras fade in inside the GDWA studios in Tacoma, Washington. Sonya Blade, Paul Laurence Dunbar, and a fresh-looking Sam Mutt sit behind the desk in their blue GDWA blazers.]
Dunbar: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of the Saturday Tease. We've got a hell of a show lined up after that last card in Japan. And as we've seen Princess Kallista stirred up a hornet's nest in the GDWA with her attack on Black Lotus and then tendering her resignation!
Blade: And we can see that Jennifer Grier was not at all pleased! She may have picked up the win, but this was just a terrible injustice to her. I have an understanding the President Vessey is finally going to do something about this. A wrestler like Jennifer Grier works so hard and prepares for a match and she doesn't get the opportunity to show her skills. And Black Lotus she loses her opportunity to be the first undefeated rookie in the history of the GDWA.
Mutt: Can I get in on this? And don't anybody say about last show. I'm feeling a hell of a lot better now. But this, to me, is exactly why I got to say that the GDWA should be GDWA only. Stop dragging in people from other federations. This is the GDWA. The BEST women's wrestling promotion around. We don't need anybody else. I've never seen cross promotional deals ever work. And that's the way I see it happening.
Look, do you want your wrestlers getting screwed like this? No. I understand Kallista's frustrations. Here she is, getting her run in the ESWP, but dammit, this is the GDWA. Your history doesn't count for much. Kallista loses, she gets upset and she shows everybody exactly what my girl, Ms. Jack Johnson, says is the truth. She's a petulant spoiled 'princess' and she's just taken her ball and gone home. Well fine. They've both got their issues. That's fine. Kallista wanted respect. She didn't get it. Hell, how many times have I said Kallista sucks. But that's MY damn job. She didn't go through anything worse than Lady Tiger and Tiger worked through it. But dammit Kallista did you have to end it like this?
Blade: Well, there's still a chance we can get this relationship to end amicably. I understand that Kallista wanted the respect of the GDWA. She's got one final match with Sierra Browne in Japan. Maybe she will be able to walk out of that match with her head up.
Mutt: Against Ms. Jack Johnson? That's gonna be a blood bath!
Dunbar: Ladies and gentlemen, moving on from this disappointing episode in the history of the GDWA. We've got some fine competition coming up.
Ma Porter is preparing for her chance to make history at Dawg Po und Nights in Athens, Greece. She meets Andrea Chandler in a lumberjack match that should be a showstopper. Let's hear from Big Ma!
Big Ma Porter
(Fade in on a shot of Ma Porter in the GDWA studio, with a GDWA backdrop behind her. Tony Angelo is to her left, smoking his ubiquitous cigar. He wears a black and white 3 piece suit, and she wears a wrestling robe.)
Ma: It seems ta me, a lot of the GDWA's folks have been clamorin' for me ta make an appearance. I ain't been hoid from lately. Truth is, I been busy. Hell, I'm Ma Porter. I've given interviews from planes, clubs, limos, gyms, you name it. Hearin' from me ain't a right, it's a privelege youse gotta oin. Even so, some things still piss me off so goddam much, I gotta speak out.
(pause)
Foist of all, there's the treatment my gal Nikita has received from the Japanese. I always thought dem Japs ain't ta be trusted, and no I know fer sure. I been in touch with the Japanese equivalent of the mafia, the Yakuza. Take it from me.
You suits who go out for sushi and karaoke better wise up and give Marx what she wants. Or else youse may find yourselves at the bottom of the Yangtze, capeesh? Good!
Tony: Yeah, what's more, that nobody barely escaped with her life when she fought the Icewoman last week. Tokohashi or somepin? Man, ya seen one, ya seen 'em all!
Ma: You said it, Petrone! Onto more poisonal matters. Andrea Freakin' Chandler. Since you ain't mentioned our date at Dawg Pound Nights, I can only assume one ting. Youse are scared outta your swelled little head. It's all fine and dandy to chase the champ yer whole career, Chandler, but youse ain't got nothin' ta gain from our match except a severe bruising. You think I'm below youse as an opponent, no doubt. Honey, I was puttin gals tougher'n you on ice while youse were in diapers, and I'll be doing it when you retire to woik in yer local Denny's. Bring the Syndicate. Cause OC's got my back, that's for damn sure. Cosa Nostra!
Tony: And don't think we've forgotten 'bout you, Medusa Rage.
Ma: Helllll, no! I'm lookin' forward to hurtin' youse so bad, yer ancestors will need painkiller. Every one of 'em, from Aardvark Rage all the way to Zulu Rage. I'd be real antsy about showin' that ugly mug of yours in public if I were youse.
(pause)
And with the long awaited wedding day rapidly approaching, I'd like to remind the GDWA that blood is thinker than water. And I'll be spilling quite a bit of blood in the next little while, from the Familia Rage, and the Familia Chandler. Ma Porter is, and always has been the force ta be reckoned with here in the GDWA. Never forget it.
(Fade out)
Mutt: N ow that's what I love to see! Ma Porter is back in business! See, she's gonna bust dat azz on Andrea Chandler. Yo, she spoke the truth when she said Andrea Chandler chases the champ. I love 'dre, but Porter is the big mama of the GDWA and there ain't nobody who can step up to her and knock her down. And I'm looking for the day when she knocks out that damn snake, Medusa, too! Organized Crime is da bomb, baby!
Blade: Dawg Pound Nights is one of our premier pay-per-views in that there is usually very little at stake except the athletes' pride and good health. This match has nothing on the line. How will Andrea Chandler, who is driven to be perfect, always focused, always goal-oriented. This is just a fight. And it will be interesting to see how she adapts to a challenge of a woman who just wants to hurt her.
Dunbar: Well, if anybody, is prepared for this kind of a matchup it is Andrea Chandler. She is one of the strongest and most intelligent women in the GDWA. She'll certainly adapt.
Blade: But something we must take into account is that Ma Porter is bigger, stronger and SMARTER than Andrea Chandler. This is a character-defining test.
Mutt: And I can't pick that one. I wish it were Porter-'dusa. Then I could cheer 'Squash' to my heart’s content.
Dunbar: When we're on the subject of the Syndicate. How does the Syndicate stack up against Organized Crime?
Mutt: I gotta say the Syndicate's got great athletes, but OC is a unit. They go out and bust balls.
Blade: I prefer the Syndicate. They leave you be unless you piss them off. Organized Crime is always going to jump you and ruin perfectly good matches.
Dunbar: Well, let's turn towards Jennifer Dial, the newest member of the Syndicate. Later on in the show we've got an exclusive interview with Tiffany Chandler. She has actually left the Syndicate!
Mutt: And that's a SHOCKER!!! Let's see what there is to be said about that!
Jennifer Dial
I have been a bit quiet as of late, but there have been things that have needed my attention at the present time. Worry not though, because I am back and as confident as ever.
I must say that I am rather pleased with the way things have worked out. I have had a few people wish for my attention since my affiliation with the Syndicate has been known. All it takes is for one simple action to raise someone's anger and you have exactly what you want.
So who to start with? Frankly, let those who dislike the Syndicate call my name. I lost track of those who did the first time because they were simply unimportant at the time.
Hmph! I bet she is one of those who wonders why men see her as nothing more than an object to satisfy their sexual desires. I am back and it is time to start working my way up to make a name for myself. Who will be the first person on the list? I could wait for all those enemies of the Syndicate, but quite frankly they will bore me. I will start