GDWA Saturday Night Tease 9-7-1997 (Part 3)

Posted Sep 7, 1997Updated Aug 11, 2026Original source
that for a MINUTE that the only tapes I review are the ones of my opponents. I know what I can and cannot do. And I'm telling you RIGHT NOW, Browne, if you under-estimate me, you're going to be sorry.

Grier: I'm getting real tired of listening to the likes of Styles and Mutt, talking trash on how I'm a "jobber", a midcarder, whatever. I've slowly worked my way up the ranks, and will soon break the top ten. And you know what? You have *NEVER* heard me bitch or moan about anything going wrong. I don't whine, and don't complain, and I SURE don't take any crap from some lame-brain commentator.

Grier: As for ring rust, don't fool yourself. It may have been a while since I've been in a GDWA ring, but that's not the ONLY rings on earth. I'll tell you right now, Sierra. I hope you keep running around bragging about being the first bi-titled champion. That way, I can do what Savannah just did, and that's BEAT you. And beat you I'll do. Just like you did to Savannah. I wish I could have been there to help her. I'm tired of the chair beatings, the belt beatings, and any other kind of beating you need SOMEONE ELSE to do for you to get the advantage. Don't think for a moment that I don't know more about you than you think. Go ahead and TRY to outsmart me. You'll be on the wrong side to the tracks on that one.

Oh, and Savannah, we have some talking to do. I'm really impressed with your work. Nice choice on managers. You really did make a smart decision. I wish I could have done the same thing. Oh, and Rob, I know your listening. You know what happened, and I'm not going to discuss it here, but you better think about it. I'm not going to bail you out this time. You were a hell of a guy and one hell of a competitor, but you better check yourself.

I'm coming for you Browne. Oh, I'm not trying to intimidate you. I'm not going to watch you ignore me, and have everyone else do your dirty work. We're slated to get it on, and that's exactly what we're going to do. You and me. I guarantee it. You worry about your pursuit for the World Title? That's mistake number one. You BETTER focus on me and ONLY me, or you're going to be the "first ever ex-Cruiserweight Champion". ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dunbar: Grier is focused.

Mutt: If she were focused she's be in the ring. Face it, Browne won't have much trouble putting this little gal away. Hell, what has Grier done lately?

Blade: We could just very well see a NEW Cruiserweight Champion... Grier has talked of nothing else in the last few weeks. She's ready to pounce on Browne.

Mutt: Oh yeah? We'll see about that!

Dunbar: Speaking of the Western Heritage Champion, a former nemesis of hers has returned from Japan. Let's hear from Miko Azai...

Miko Azai

In front of the GDWA Banner)

David Jones: Glad to be back in the U.S. But, the GDWA is my place to be for the best ladies action in the world. But, I'm upset at the GDWA for not letting my tag team GDWA Team Doja compete because they will dominate. But, I have the two ladies who made that team supreme and they are ready to enter singles action. They are "Luscious" Lisa Thomas and "Tokyo Thriller" Miko Azai.

Miko Azai: Hello, GDWA I have been out of action since the summer. But, it's time for one thing! For Azai to win! I have had a serious lost record for some time now. But, no more of that shit I’m ready to win so I’m issuing an open challenge to any bitch or slut who wants to wrestle because I’m ready to crack the top 10.

Lisa Thomas: That's great Miko. I'm ready to wrestle also. Top 10 I want I see Ma Porter still wrestling that slob of pork. I want her ESWP TV title and when I do win that belt I’m going to ............keep it in a safe place around my waist. So, anyone who wants a match issue a challenge and I will deliver a win.

DJ: My ladies are ready so GDWA step up to the best in the business.

(Camera fades to black)

Dunbar: Miko sounds charged like never before!

Mutt: They need to be. Hell, after a successful tour of Japan and the rest of the Far East, Miko has what it takes to charge the GDWA singles ranks...and I'd love to see Thomas in the ring again.

Blade: I remember...she lost that loser leaves the GDWA match to Sachie Yokoyama a year ago. You never see that anymore. Wrestlers with guts...wrestlers willing to settle their differences once and for all by putting their CAREERS on the line.

Mutt: Well, GDWA, look out! Because the Tokyo Thriller is back in town.

Dunbar: Well, we have several GDWA up and comers on the show tonight. Fans, let's hear from Kallista....

Princess Kallista

The scene is dark, gloomy park. Large, old oak trees shake softly in the wind, the full moon is barely enough to illuminate the pond in the middle of the park. The silhouettes of a few swans can be seen swimming majestically in the pond. The camera zooms closer to the park bench located under one of the trees. The astonishing features of Princess Kallista can be seen sitting on the park bench, her legs crossed, as she speaks in her moody, melodic voice: "Bloody...Mary?" She shakes her head slowly. "I have not heard of you yet, but the mere thought of a person sharing the same name as the hideous poisoning of clear, noble vodka with impure liquids is enough make me shiver. This is barbaric. Ugh! Half of this league...or, shall I say, Zoo, should be put behind bars and given bananas. Every time I have seen wrestlers, or maybe primates is a better word, in the Grand Dragon, they behave like animals, they even look like animals." She shivers disdainfully. "Do they not have any dignity left, any traces of human intelligence? Kallista slowly stands, she is now almost entirely concealed by the shadows. "Bloody Mary, your name alone is an insult to my ears," she whispers, only to be swallowed completely by the shadows an instant later. Suddenly, her voice can be heard from the top of one of the trees, her silhouette becomes visible again.

"In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed."

Kallista whispers, she adds: "Ralph Waldo Emerson, Prudence." Kallista jumps down again, her movements are reminiscent of those of a cat. "The ice in the Grand Dragon is very thin, or so I've heard." The camera draws closer to Kallista's face. Her voice becomes darker and sinister as she adds: "And very soon we will find out just who of us will crack and drown."

The scene fades to black and golden, gothic letters appear:

"Princess Kallista. Coming soon to GDWA"

Dunbar: Comments....

Blade: Bloody Mary is meeting this newcomer at the MOST inopportune time. Mary has been on the skids as of late, and this newcomer has been red hot in the ESWP!

Dunbar: I don't know how tenable it is to say Mary has been on the skids, but that defeat at the hands of Micki Duran has shaken her up, that's for sure.

Mutt: Speaking of the big lady, she's got some comments BACK for Ms. Kallista....

Bloody Mary

(Scene is Bloody Mary in a gym working out on weights alone, she quits, toweling off & addresses the camera)

Bloody Mary: Hi all! So what do you think of me & Sierra? Blood & Glory! Whatever we call ourselves it’s still what I call The United Front or bottom line the future of the GDWA! (Looks at the floor, pauses)

Bloody Mary: Lately, I've felt my future has stalled in the present. This damned concussion leaving me out of the loop for waaaaay tooo long! The doctors have given me an okay to get back in the ring. But they'd just as soon me stay out for another card or so..... But I just can't! If I don't get some competition soon I'll give myself a concussion banging my head against the wall in frustration. All my friends, Sierra, The Dolls, The Glads, say Mary, wait, conserve your strength for Keiko. Sorry gals, you know me better than that. No way am I going to screw up my match with The Crippler. I know my body better than anyone else & it says get your ass back in the ring & pulverize some flesh & bone!

(Mary's face brightens with the thought, smiling broadly)

Bloody Mary: So here I am, facing this new Princess Kallisto. I put out a challenge for any of the rookies. People have been asking me why, a rookie? Why not someone who can give you a title shot? Oh, then they think, rookie, easy win for Mary coming back from the injured. No, NO! I never take a rookie lightly. That's a good way to find yourself on the wrong end of a 1-2-3 count. No, I want to give some new girl a chance to make a name for herself.

I was hoping Savannah Charles would be the one to accept, I'd love to get that little racist in the ring for 5 minutes. One thing I don't tolerate is intolerance, Hooter Girl! Shouldn't you be working at Denny's huh? Nobody trash talks my friends. You've just made a big mistake, talking like that about Sierra Browne. What she doesn't leave of you is mine. Anyway you're not in the picture right now.

Princess Kallisto is! So what's your story, Kal? I'm as in the dark about you as anybody. Are you named after the huntress of mythology? Or did you just rip off that name from Xena, Warrior Princess, & manage to misspell it? Or are you like some are saying, Dementia's crazed I've heard both sister or cousin? (Mary shrugging her shoulders, shaking her head in confusion)

I mean, you look the part. Then there's that reference to once wanting the Cruiserweight Title?? Hmmmmm, you've piqued my interest, Kallisto, I mean PRINCESS Kallisto!! I've signed the match, now let’s see who you really are, may the better woman win! (Mary resumes her workout)

Dunbar: Mary sounds as if she's regained her composure in Grand Dragon. But with her injury, I don't know how healthy it is for her to continue in the ring.

Blade: Yes,

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