Promos from Officer Order, Sierra Browne, Medusa Rage, Sweet Emotion and more.
(The scene is one of Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance studios located in Tacoma, Washington. Two men are sitting behind a desk. They are wearing a blue blazer with the GDWA logo on the right side. A woman sits between them with a red and brown suit jacket and skirt. The lights start to come up, and "Atomic Dog" by Parliament--the GDWA theme music--begins to play.)
Dunbar: Wrestling fans, welcome back to the Saturday Night Tease. The lovely Ms. Sonya Blade and Color man Sam Mutt join me with this 2 hour spectacular broadcast. First, we discuss this World title situation. The tensions are really mounting between Andrea Chandler and Undisputed World Champ Officer Order.
Blade: Oh definitely. The Fall Moonsault has stirred the competitive juices of the Ritch Bitch to a new level. She wants Order NOW...
Mutt: And she could beat Order YESTERDAY if Double O would just give up the booty! That World title looks real pretty around her waist as long as it isn't defended.
Dunbar: Now, you know the ruling made by President Denmark Vessey. No title matches after the Internet Title match between Browne and Butterfly....but that later. Fans, let's hear from the World Champ Officer May Order....
Officer Order
(Shot opens on a police car, parked in front of an alley with its lights going. After a moment we see a large Samoan man come flying out and crash into the car door, slumps down and passes out. He is followed by Officer Order, who quickly steps up and cuffs the now unconscious man. The camera begins to move in, as Double O puts the man in the back of the police car. Noticing the camera, she quickly turns and smiles.)
Order: Well Hello there, as you can see I sometimes get my hands full at work. Nothing I can't handle...
(Wiping the sweat from her forehead, she leans back against her patrol car and sighs deeply.)
Order: Most of you out there know what it's like to work for a living, you got bills to pay and paperwork to do. No matter how much you get done, there's always more. We've all been there, except for Ms. Chandler...
(Double O shakes her head and smiles.)
Order: Maybe that's why she's soooo impatient, she's got nothing better to do then make challenges she knows she doesn't have to back up. She's been after me for weeks to give her a title shot,
(Order shakes her head, looks down and then back into the camera)
Order: Andrea, you know full well that the front office has sent out word, No Title Matches on the next 3 cards!
(Order holds up three fingers)
Order: I guess you thought that you could bad mouth me, and call me out without having to face me... Now, I'm not going to put you down. You’re a good wrestler, and yes, you were the first person who ever got me to submit, I'm not trying to take anything away from you.
(Order points into the camera, as she steps forward.)
Order: But the one thing that you forgot is that title shots are like everything else in life, they got to be EARNED!!! I'm not going to GIVE you anything, if you want a title shot from me, then beat me in the Ironwoman Square Dance and you'll get it!
(Order ends with her hands on her hips, as she glances over at her prisoner- something crosses her face)
Order: As a matter of fact, I wanted to give a special shout out to another wrestler I do respect, Ms. Medusa Rage. Girlfriend, if you beat me fair and square in the ring at the Square Dance, I'll give you first shot at the title. All our bad blood is in the past now. You almost deserve a shot now, but you got suspended. So just fight me fair and if you win this time, the first crack at the belt is yours.
(Her radio crackles to life, asking if she still needs backup)
Order: Sorry everyone but duty calls...
Dunbar: Order addressing quite a few issues. First, Andrea and her rather vocal remonstrations against Order and the fans. Second, Medusa Rage.....
Mutt: Order you arrogant prima donna!! With the snap of her fingers, Andrea could become the ONE and ONLY 2 time World Champion in the GDWA. Ric Flair, move over, because Andrea is the most DOMINANT wrestler in the world....whoever challenges her? Who wants to wrestle her? Radhi Ananda?
Blade: Order said it simple and plain, and you've got to respect that! I've had my differences with Andrea Chandler in the past, but I must confess I understand her frustration. She's been away from the Gold just long enough to be remiss now.
Mutt: Well, hell is to pay to the woman that is her next opponent. Andrea, KICK ASS.
Dunbar: Speaking of which, we've got Medusa Rage with some words of wisdom...
Medusa Rage
Medusa: Now, I've got time to make up. Three weeks off. That's perhaps three matches that I should have wrestled. Three opponents who should have been beaten. The little things. The timing. The rhythm of the ring. I haven't sharpened them in a long while. But I'm prepared. I'm ready to get back into it. All I ask is one tune up match to brush up on my strength, get my wind back. That's all I need. And GDWA, I've already petitioned that on the last house show before the Fall Moonsault I get to match up with a true friend and a truly classy professional, Bloody Mary. Like me, Bloody Mary has been coming back from time off. She's been wrestling hurt and needs time to heal. I've been off and need time to get my game back. There are a lot of people out there who have been accusing Mary of trying too hard to be like me. I don't know why you want to make that sound like an insult. There are worse things to be. Bloody Mary isn't any Medusa-clone. She isn't any second rate wrestler without a personality of her own. What she is, is a great competitor, a hungry athlete and a woman who has demonstrated unflagging loyalty to whomever she has allied herself. I have nothing but respect for Bloody Mary and that's why of all the people I could have selected to face me after I come out of that Survivor's Series match Bloody Mary is the woman I choose to face.
I can't tell you how much I've missed being in the ring. I can't tell you how wonderful it will be to be back there, bouncing off the ropes, having this powerhouse try to hand me my head. That's all lovely. I'm prepared to face that challenge and take that risk. I could walk out victorious or I could leave on a stretcher. This is what wrestling is all about. This is what the game is made for. After my side wipes out Daisy Butterfly and her team, then I go to work on my own individual game leading up to the Iron Woman tourney.
Medusa: And speaking of the Iron Woman tournament. Well, there's something that I'm really looking forward to. You don't know how much I am looking forward to it. One night I get to meet the GDWA world champion and the top two contenders. In one night I get to see where I stand in relation to the best that this federation has to offer. And I assure you, all my fans in Toronto and around the rest of the world, that I will do my damndest to bring home the victory for you. I will do my damndest to represent you to the best of my ability and be the hero that I always should have been. You know, there's a real swing in momentum here.
Officer Order and Daisy Butterfly have taken the top two belts in this federation honestly and fairly in the center of the ring. This is exactly the kind of thing we need to see in this federation. This is exactly the kind of athleticism and heart that is required. And when I see those two, in particular, parading around the ring with their belts I feel vindicated and somewhat envious. They have what I am working to achieve. Peace of mind. Heart. Courage. I make a promise to them and to you, all the fans of the GDWA, that I will be somebody you can look up to. I will be somebody you can say is wonderful is a role model ... is a hero. And when I get my game on track. Watch out because the sky is the limit. No, that's too physical a boundary.
My imagination is the limit. Bloody Mary, I look forward to meeting you in the ring again. You've been the toughest woman I ever faced and I thank you for that. Hugs and hisses. I'll see you in the ring soon.
Dunbar: Hmmm....
Blade: Medusa sounds rested. Not quite the raging one anymore...
Dunbar: Tranquil. I wonder how this change in philosophical outlook will affect her in ring tactics.
Mutt: Shhh...What the hell are you trying to make her out to be? Medusa is the same old Medusa Rage whether you like it or not! Stop trying to employ our powers as agents of the media to SHAPE and MOLD Medusa into who we WANT her to be!!!! Medusa is Medusa is Medusa.
Blade: But to ignore that change would be an insult to Ms. Rage.
Mutt: OH, she's a "M S ." now, huh?
Dunbar: Fans, let's turn our attention now to a teammate of Medusa Rage. In the Survivor Series match up in a few weeks, she teams up with Ma Porter of Organized Crime....
Mutt: WHO IS THE *NEW* ESWP TV CHAMPION!!!
Dunbar: We hope to receive footage of that match up in a few weeks. Prior to her match Friday Night at ESWP's Enemy Mine card, we had these comments from Organized Crime....
Big Ma Porter
(Fade in on a shot of Tony Angelo in a backstage hallway. He's holding a cigar in one hand, unlit, and a cell phone in the other. He's wearing a 3-piece pinstripe suit.)
Tony: Ma is busy right now, bookin' a caterer, and she does hate ta be distoibed when she's samplin' fine cuisine. So, she axed ta tell ya a few things.
Foist of all, she's gonna embarrass the entire ESWP, win or lose. None a them jokers in the same class as a GDWA vet, so the better not overstep themselves.
Secondly, this Survivor Series match. In case all you were too dumb to realize