GDWA Internet Champion Micki Duran defends against Daisy Butterfly
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Cow Palace in San Francisco, California. There are 20,701 - screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
(The arena is chanting: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER ORDER!)
Bishop: Tonight, GDWA action has returned to the GDWA. Big news regarding our next cards. We have 3 cards before Fall Moonsault '97 is presented.
Mutt: And the huge news? No title defenses allowed! Our midcarders are getting a chance to job, I mean wrestle, for a chance.
Bishop: And also, big news regarding the ICW Memorial pay per view. Due to Classic Championship Wrestling's financial fall out, the pay per view has been cancelled, but we will STILL pay tribute to Internet Championship Wrestling....
Mutt: So we have on our final card prior to the pay per view that Survivor Series match!! Oh yeah!
(Fans all scream and boo as the video screen shows the Syndicate limousine drive up to the Cow Palace.)
Mutt: My girls have arrived.
Bishop: Speaking of arrived, on tonight's card we have Melody of the Harlequins defending her ESWP TV title against 'Sexy' Sally McClane. 'Golden Girl' Sierra Browne....
Mutt: Stomps a big ass hole in the chest of the RACIST rookie Savannah Charles...
Bishop: No she's not! And anyway, fans, we have a BIG main event tonight as Micki Duran defends the belt against Daisy Butterfly. The Internet title up for grabs in what can only be called a blockbuster card. Fans, we start off the night with a HOUSE of STYLES up next with MISTER Furious Styles.
House of Styles: Officer Order
(Fans pop as they hear "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G. MISTER Furious Styles comes strutting down the aisle. He's wearing a red and black striped tuxedo along with a top hat and sunglasses; and of course, he's styling and profiling with his steel tipped cane.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy! Frisco, who do you love?!
(Fans pop as MISTER Styles enters the ring. He twirls his mic around as he points up at the video screen.)
Styles: Now tonight, I have 3 guests. Number 1, I have the honor of having the bi-titled Cruiserweight and Western Heritage Champion... 'Golden Girl' Sierra Browne on the show.
(Fans all boo as MISTER Styles claps.)
Styles: We also are graced by the presence of Medusa Rage to the show!
(Mixed cheers as MISTER Furious Styles applauds again.)
Styles: And my featured guest tonight, the home town favorite, she is your so called World Heavyweight Champion....
(The arena *EXPLODES* as fans chant: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!)
Styles: Officer Order, yes....
(Fans all cheering as MISTER Furious Styles shakes his head.)
Styles: So let's start out with the luckiest woman alive, your WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Officer May Order.
(The arena jumps to their feet and cheers as they hear 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle.)
Bishop: This arena is ecstatic. The home town hero has come to show off their World Title!
Mutt: How damn melodramatic.
(The house light dims as Red and Blue flashing lights fill the arena. After a moment or two, Styles looks around wondering where she is as a single spot flashes down to the Dog Pound where Officer Order sits on Martial Law's shoulder among a sea of Police Uniforms who take up every seat in the Dog Pound)
Order: First off I want to thank a few of my friends from Police Department's all around California for being here tonight, They do a tough job every day of the year Let's give them a hand everyone ...
*Crowd pops, as the spot grows to show that the pound is filled with cops*
Order: and thank you Mister Styles for having me on tonight! We all know how much Mister Styles Loves the police!
*Cops in the pound begin to laugh loudly as the rest of the crowd pops while Styles looks annoyed*
STYLES: How do you feel now that you've finally won the World Heavyweight title?
Order: I want everyone to understand something, I’m not here for the title... I'm not here for the cash, I'm not here for the fame. There is one reason I'm in the GDWA and one reason only, that’s the FANS!
*Crowd Pops hard as Order points out to them. Several kids begin to run down to the Pound, two carrying signs which read "Double O - OUR HERO" and "Order CHAMP 4 LIFE"*
Order: When the kids at home tune in to the GDWA I want them to see me win and know that I'm doing it fairly! I don't have to cheat and I don't need a gang to back me up! I want them to know that if I do it ... by the book ... Then THEY CAN TOO!
*Crowd cheers as even more kids and a few adults stream towards the Pound, some holding up Officer Order t-Shirts, others with Signs like " Order Rocks" and "Congrats to Double O"*
STYLES: Didn't you try and start your own gang of goodey-goodeys?
Order: No, I want the Heroes of the Grand Dragon to step forward and stamp out all this rule breaking and Gang banging. We don't play that here, in the GDWA. HERE it's put up or shut up! HERE you either prove you got what it takes to put marks in the win column or you get beat down! HERE it’s all about what you can do in the ring, not who you know, not about how many friends you got. HERE it’s all up to YOU!!!
*Crowd Pops as even more people come down to ringside, some adults carrying kids too small to walk down by themselves*
ORDER: Just like when you kids get offered drugs on the playground, it’s up to YOU to say . . . NO!
* Crowd Pops as a crowd of kids surrounding Order yells "NO!" at the same time she does*
STYLES: How do you feel about the recent decision that Sierra Brown gets to keep here title?
Order: Well, I'll tell you ... it stings just a bit. It's like busting someone dead to right and having them get off on a technicality. IF she should have been disqualified for unruly and unsportsmanlike conduct, then why didn't the fight end there? We ALL saw her GIVE UP and THEN take off with the title, it’s like she KNEW she couldn't lose it!
*Crowd begins to yell in agreement, as Order looks pissed *
Order: I'm not saying that Sierra had some sort of deal worked out ahead of time, all I'm saying is that IF they REALLY want to have the title held by someone who embodies the ATHLETICS of the GDWA, then they should put it too another contest ! One that's fought BY - THE - BOOK! NO changing the rules after the match, NO front office saves! A REAL Contest of Champions!
*Crowd cheers as even more kids stream down to ringside in front of the Dog Pound*
STYLES: Aren't you angry with Sierra Browne? Isn't this just another case of her trying to cheat you out of the Western Heritage Title?
Order: Look, I may not agree with her tactics and I may not like the fact that she won the Western Heritage title, but she DID beat me to get it! I got no problem with that. She also fought a lot of top level competition to get that Cruiserweight belt, and I'm not going to take anything away from that. Honestly, there is no love lost between us but the word from the Front office is that she SOMEHOW managed not to lose the title and WE ALL have to live with that. Personally, IF the title IS going to stand for ATHLETIC and COMPETITIVE competition, then I feel that Sierra isn't fit to represent US! If she is going to clean up her act and BE a Champion then I wouldn't have any complaints. Otherwise SOMEONE is going to step up and take that title!
*Crowd ooooo's at that as Styles begins to think he's on to something *
STYLES: Are you saying you’re going to take her title?
Order: Sure, I could get my title shot now that I've beaten her, but like I said before I'm not here for the titles ... I'm here for YOU GUYS !
* Crowd Pops HARD as Order points toward to crowd and into the camera *
STYLES: So what's next?
Order: well right now I've got my sights set on the Ironwoman Square Dance. That's going to be FOUR tough fights! I've faced everyone but Lady Tiger before, and there is no easy win in ANY of the matches. Daisy did it last year, so this year I'm not going to miss out on the action! After that who knows ... May be I'll start my own House Show.
*Crowd laughs along with Double O as Mister Styles does a double take. The kids in front of the Dog Pound jumping up and down *
Order: Sorry Styles, but it look like Duty Calls! THANKS EVERYONE!
*Order slips down from Law's shoulder and walks into the crowd of kids, signing autographs, getting her picture taken, giving out hugs, and letting kids touch her new World Heavyweight Title Belt. *
Bishop: Interesting to note that Order was the referee for the Square Dance matches last year, and now she goes in as a participant.
Mutt: We'll see just how well that girl can wrestle. Double O is a Double ZERO in my opinion.
(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie enters the ring....)
Bishop: Looks like we are ready to begin the night. The ESWP TV championship is on the line. Let's go to Spud....
Spud: Wrestling fans, we're proud to present GDWA action to all of you in the Cow Palace. Now, we ask you what is the #1 Women's promotion in NORTH AMERICA!
(Fans shout: Grand Dragon!)
Spud: And what is the very best wrestling promotion IN THE WORLD!
(Fans shout: Grand Dragon!!)
Spud: Now fans, the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance has but