(Fans all screaming as the Syndicate comes running down to ringside.)
Mutt: Mary with those Iowa Heaven punches, laying waste to Tiffany...and here comes Duran! Here comes Sally! Mary getting it from both sides now!!! We’ve got a damn riot...
Bishop: Meanwhile, Mita rolling Sierra Browne into the ring...Mita climbing up to the ring apron and....
(Fans all screaming as Dalbello Rage comes hopping over the guard railing.)
Bishop: What?! Mita turning around....AND DALBELLO RAGE NAILS HER WITH A PERFECT PUNCH!
(Fans all on their feet as Sierra Browne crawl s over to Keiko Mita.)
Bishop: Mita laying on the ring apron, and Browne rolling Mita into the ring...
Mutt: AND HERE COMES THE SECOND REFEREE! He SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!!! AND HE'S MAKING THE COUNT!!!!
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*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: Dalbello Rage charging into the ring, wants to know the results. Dalbello sold out these fans!!! They cheered her earlier in her last match in Grand Dragon...how could she?
Mutt: Sally McClane holding up Bloody Mary, and Duran with a boot to the midsection...oh no! She slaps on an Inverted Front Face Lock....'End' Diamond Cutter!!!!
(Hardcores cheer as Bloody Mary clutches her neck.)
Bishop: What the hell is going on?! Tiffany Chandler now, getting up to her feet and stomping away on Bloody Mary.
(Fans all screaming as Dalbello Rage rolls to the outside.)
Bishop: Dalbello grabbing a chair, and Micki Duran accosting her. Mita accounted for everything but the unforeseeable! OH my!
Mutt: Mita got sucker punched, but it serves her right. Sierra wrestled a superior match up...
Bishop: Mita was about to end it! Anyway, Browne getting up to her feet now. Mita is knocked out! She's hardly moving.
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 28 minutes 49 second! Your winner via pinfall....
(Fans chanting: MITA! MITA! MITA! MITA!)
Spud: ....and Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance Transnational Cruiserweight Champion........
(Fans all booing as they hear 'Browne Girl'.)
Spud: 'Golden Girl' Sierra Browne!!!!
Mutt: Sierra Browne calling for the belt...and the Japanese and other International administrators leaving their seats in disgust. Here comes a GDWA official with a suitcase.
Bishop: Sierra Browne has sold her soul to gold and glitz. They present her with the gold, and she is our first ever bi-titled champion. OH my! Browne with the WH title around her right shoulder, and now strapping the C-title around her waist...and now she's climbing the turnbuckles!
(Fans all booing as Sierra Browne pats herself on the back.)
Mutt: And now they are presenting her with the tournament trophy! And look, not Daisy Butterfly, Officer Order, Wendy Marshall, Lady Tiger, Jennifer Grier OR Keiko Mita could hang!
Bishop: Rage and Mary rolling into the ring...and Mita rolling to the outside. Mary heckling Mita. The Syndicate screaming at Mary and Rage. Mary shouting back. Fans, we are all out of time. See ya on the MVP.
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