The GDWA Championship is on the line as Big Ma Porter challenges Medusa Rage
Scene opens up on a jam packed Pittsburgh Civic Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. There are 36,322 screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance presents...
GDWA Primetime
(Fans all screaming & waving signs as the camera pans around the arena. Ringsiders wave signs like "Quote the Legend, Nevermore!", "3-Peat!", "SYN 4 Life!" and "Mita fears Medusa!!" The camera then pans back over to ringside where a tall Canadian white male sits beside a robust Creole man with a beer in his hand.)
Bishop: Fans, this may be the most crucial, the most anticipated, and the most pivotal House Show in GDWA history. And no, my name is NOT Tony Shiavone....
Mutt: And I ain't the Brain!
Bishop: That is self-evident. Fans, welcome to the GDWA's one and only PRIMETIME THEATER OF PAIN! We are live in the heartland of the nation's hardcore wrestling fans here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. This is the House Show that will dictate the upcoming events at our pay per view extravaganza..... Founder's Day Tradition II.
Mutt: Make no doubt about it, tonight will pretty much determine who's gonna be the major players at FDT II. Last week we saw Daisy Butterfly defend her Intercontinental title to advance to the finals of the Demonica Endurance Challenge tournament. And now, tonight, we find out who will be in the Semifinals next week.
Bishop: First off tonight, Lady Tiger challenges for the International Cruiserweight title against champion 'Golden Girl' Sierra Browne in a ladder match no less.
Mutt: That's right, Bishop! Both ladies are injured, and both ladies will give it their all for that belt.
Bishop: Following that match, 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda attempts to do the impossible. She will defend the Western Heritage title twice tonight. First, against the Sierra the Cruiserweight champ! And then, later in the night, if she survives, she faces the dirty Russian 'La Femme Nikita' Nikita Marx.
Mutt: 2 referees...one inside the ring, and then a special enforcer outside of the ring. And that's none other than the FORMER Western Heritage Champion "Kyoto Crippler" Keiko Mita!
Bishop: And how about these apples...'Legend' Micki Duran attempts to upset the talk of the wrestling world, 'Ultima' Sarah Summers in the DEC tournament.
Mutt: Fagetabout-it! The winner will face the Western Heritage Champion next week in the Sudden Death Semifinals, and in this commentator's opinion, she will BE the Western Heritage champ! Duran and Sarah are the hottest items in the wrestling world today...and I don't care if it's Nikita, Sierra or Radhi...the winner of the DEC match tonight will be walking into FDT II as the last Western Heritage champion...
Bishop: And in the main event...the rematch of all rematches! World Heavyweight Champion MEDUSA RAGE defends her title against the woman she defeated for the belt...OFFICER MAY ORDER!
Mutt: What is it like to be under pressure? Order is falling out with the GDWA administration...Medusa has to hold onto the belt in order to make it to FDT. You talk about pressure, 'Dusa shoulda never signed _THIS_ match so close to the pay per view. Batten down the hatches, cause it's gonna be a hell of a fight.
Bishop: This is gonna be a historic night of professional wrestling.
Mutt: Well, Alison De La Cruz is in the ring, and we start off the night with the Wrestler of the Year award ceremony.
(Fans all whistling as a spotlight shines on Alison De La Cruz, GDWA Vice President. Alison wears a peach split leg skirt with a ruffle sleeved blouse. She stands before a trophy as she lifts a mic toward her lips.)
De La Cruz: Old time GDWA fans know that once every year the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance recognizes one individual who has surpassed all others in her success. We recognize that one wrestler who, over the span of 365 days and countless matches, has consistently been the paragon of what we all stand for in this company. Fans, this year, I am pleased to present this award to your current Intercontinental champion....Daisy Butterfly.
Daisy Butterfly
("Superstition" by Stevie Wonder plays, the crowd booing loudly as fireworks shoot from the ring corners. Daisy steps out, wearing sunglasses and a pair of baggy overalls over a tight-fitting Pittsburgh Penguins t-shirt. The GDWA I-Title is around her waist. She pulls on the ring ropes before stepping through them and eyes her award as her small faction of fans cheer just loud enough to pierce the droning boos)
Daisy: Before I accept this award...ladies and gentlemen, PLEASE! Show some respect to the man whose house we're in tonight and QUIT CALLING ME "FRANCHISE!!"
(HUGE cheers from the crowd! A cheer starts up for Shane Douglas)
Daisy: Pittsburgh...I love you. Like the Franchise said, this is the only damn city in America where the wrestling fans have any taste!
(Daisy smiles and claps as the fans cheer for themselves)
Daisy: Now, Pittsburgh, 'cause I like you so much, we're gonna start something new here. If I have any fans here tonight, MAKE SOME NOISE!!
(**H U G E** mixed pop...it almost sounds as if half the crowd supports Daisy)
Daisy: Good, keep it up and I might move out here. Here's what we gotta do...when I do this...
(Daisy leans out to the crowd, microphone extended and pulls it back in)
Daisy: ...you testify. You tell the whole world what they already know. You give up a "Yes Miss Daisy" and we drive the point home together. Got it?
(Daisy leans out and the crowd yells "YES MISS DAISY!!")
Daisy: Yeeaaaah, that's what I'm talking about! Now...
(Daisy turns and looks at Alison De La Cruz and the trophy)
Daisy: Oh, what? (Sarcastic and childlike) Is that for me?
(Parts of the crowd yell "YES MISS DAISY" without a cue, which makes Daisy laugh)
Alison De La Cruz: (dryly) Daisy Butterfly, you are the GDWA Wrestler of the Year. Congratulations.
(Daisy picks the trophy out of Alison's hands, barely acknowledging that she's there, and hoists it up in the air)
Daisy: I'd like to point out...the only other recipient of this award in GDWA is also the only other woman to hold the Ironwoman distinction with me. If you would, if you could...a small round of applause for my very very very good friend Andrea Chandler!
(Daisy gets a sizeable portion of the crowd to give up a clap for Andrea. She puts the trophy down)
Daisy: Now...I don't mean to boast or brag, but an athlete of MY caliber comes once in a generation. And hell, if I'm here, that means I'm the one for my generation, right?
(A softer "YES MISS DAISY")
Daisy: (strutting and motioning with her hands as she talks) So...tell...me...WHY...S I E R R A B R O W N E...
(Big mixed pop)
Daisy: ...thinks she's anything NEAR what I am?
("YES MISS DAISY")
Daisy: Sierra, girl...if YOU were the original "Showstopper-Main Eventer" and not just trying to play ME every time you step out on TV...you just might be out here with this Wrestler of the Year award.
(Daisy sighs as the crowd yells "YES MISS DAISY")
Daisy: Now, see, I was ready to let you slide after I got my belt back. You're persona non grata, dear. But you...YOU HAD TO COME OUT and SAY that I stole your schtick?? Girl, the facts...who was the no-accounting little wannabe superstar who cried because the fan's just didn't like her? Was it Sierra Browne?
("YES MISS DAISY")
Daisy: And what dictated your bad girl behavior? You became a..."heel" ...because you weren't getting the cheers in the first place. You had no fans. Did I have fans?
("YES MISS DAISY")
Daisy: Do I have fans?
("YES MISS DAISY")
Daisy: And, Sierra...you had your glory days with the Ms. Jack Johnson tag. Now you just seem to wanna sit back and re-live 'em vicariously through me. I got news for you, "Jack." I'm nothing near you or Jack Johnson. I'm not out here calling myself Miss General Togo and trying to incite a race war for cheap heat. In case you haven't been watching lately...
(Daisy smiles)
Daisy: ...I've been using my tits and ass for the cheap heat. Can I get a witness?
(BIG "YES MISS DAISY")
Daisy: Keep ego-tripping, Sierra. Maybe one day, you might just be the Show. But......NOT while I'm here...LOVE YA PITTSBURGH!!!
(Daisy drops the mic as "Superstition" plays, a big mixed cheer as she leaves with the WOTY Award held high in the air)
Mutt: Oh boy, I'm sure Sierra Browne's gonna have something to say about this.
Bishop: No doubt. Without a doubt, tonight is the night we show why GDWA is number 1. Fans, we go to Spud McKenzie for the introductions...
Spud: Wrestling fans, welcome to the GDWA's one and only..... " P R I M E - T I M E T H E A T E R *O F* P A I N "
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )
Spud: There is no undercard tonight! There are no preliminary match ups...Tonight, all the major stars are on hand, the rulebreakers, the fan favorites...and you have Keiko Mita as special guest referee...
(Fans all cheering as a sea of Silver Foam Katanas wave before the camera. Whistles spring forth from the Dawg Pound as Spud McKenzie paces around the ring.)
Spud: Who could ask for anything more? The greatest superstars in the sport will showcase their talents for all