(Dawg Pound pops!)
Allan: And Gojira is all over Lacy, peppering her with forearms. Now she *bites* Lacy! That move was a bit questionable.
Congo: Uh oh! Speaking of questionable, here comes trouble!
(Fans boo loudly as the Suicide Blondes walk purposefully to the ring)
Allan: What are BJ Ross and Taylor Monroe doing here? We heard from them earlier in the evening.
Congo: Maybe they're here to invite me to the big wedding party. Yoo-hoo! over here, girls!
(Fans boo even louder as Baby Jane Ross hops onto the ring apron and shouts at Maria.)
Allan: Things are getting out of hand here! The ref is trying to get Ross to leave, but his back is turned on the ring!
Congo: And Taylor Monroe swings her purse at Gojira, who was getting up! But not anymore! Heh heh!
(Fans boo and scream like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Allan: Gojira is knocked cold! Man, what does Monroe carry in her purse, anyway? A brick?
Congo: Nah, probably just makeup. The Blondes go through a lot of it, you know.
Allan: I noticed.
Congo: And the ref turns around as Lacy drapes her arm over the fallen giant. Monroe trips up Maria as he begins his count!! 1............................................
2......................................................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allan: No, not like this!!
****DING**** ****DING**** ****DING****
SPUD: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AT A TIME OF 11:41, THE HIGH FLYING DOLLS!!!!
(Crowd boos as "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC plays over the PA)
Allan: I don't get it, why would the Suicide Blondes, who are now a member of the Organized Crime family under Ma Porter, help the High Flying Dolls.
Congo: You are truly an idiot, Bishop. They did it to hurt Burning Rain, and they did it to send a message to all other teams. I think they succeeded.
Allan: And they're not even done! They're stomping away at Maria while Gojira still lays lifeless! This is a massacre! The High Flying Dolls don't know what to make of it!
***DING*** ****DING**** ****DING****
Congo: Taylor continues to beat Maria savagely! And Midnight and Ross are locked in a stare down. These dumb Dolls should just be grateful for the assist!
Allan: No question, the Rain simply dominated this match! And the Dolls are heading backstage. What's Ross doing?
Congo: She's going into her purse...lipstick! What did I tell you, Bishop? Just makeup in those purses.
Allan: Yeah, but it was Monroe's purse that clocked Gojira. I hope the Blondes aren't planning to do what I think.
Congo: Yeah! They're going to take Burning Rain to Beauty School! About time someone did!
Allan: This is horrible! They're covering Gojira's face in lipstick. And here comes the blush!
Congo: A cloud of it, thrown into Gojira's face!! The beast might even pass for female after this.
(CROWD BOOS THUNDEROUSLY, THROWS GARBAGE)
Allan: Gojira is choking on all that dust, but at least she's coming to. The Blondes head over to Maria, and Maria's getting the same treatment. I hope that stuff comes off!
Congo; I hope it doesn't! Heh heh. Ross is holding Maria's head still, while Monroe highlights the eyes a dark red. To match her outfit!
Allan: This isn't funny Paul, its degrading!
Congo: I say it can be both! The Blondes are admiring their handiwork on Maria, but Gojira is sitting up behind them!! She looks mad! Get out of there!!
Allan; The Blondes still don't see as Gojira, her face caked in makeup, comes up behind them! She grabs each Blonde by the hair!
(CROWD NOISE SWELLS)
Allan: Double noggin knocker!!!! The Blondes crumple in the center of the ring! I think Gojira might kill them!
(CROWD POPS HUGE)
Allan: Wait!!!! Oh no!! The Porter Boys, Sal and Carlo, are running to ringside!!
Congo: They're going to protect their fiancées! I think it's romantic!
Allan: They tear into the ring, and throw Gojira out!!!! These are two big, burly guys. And they better be suspended for that!!
Congo: Shut up Bishop, they were just doing what any man would do!
(CROWD BOOS EVEN LOUDER!!!)
Allan: And the happy couples are embracing in the ring. I had enough of this mushy stuff the last time. Organized Crime is on top of the world!
Congo: Yes, it's about time that Organized Crime.....
Allan: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S OFFICER ORDER!!! AND MARTIAL LAW!!! LAW AND ORDER ARE TEARING TO RINGSIDE!!!!!!
(CROWD *!*!*!*E*X*P*L*O*D*E*S*!*!*!*!*!)
Allan: Now these guys are in for it! Law and Order are on the scene...Order hopping over the top rope, and a KARATE SHOT to Monroe! A karate shot to Ross! They both go down...
Congo: And Martial Law with that nightstick...and nails both Porter boys!
(Fans pop as he handcuffs the Porter Boys.)
Mutt: Officer Order can't do that!
Bishop: law and Order escorting the Porters out of the arena...GDWA officials holding back the Blondes...oh my!
(Fans all cheering and chanting: ORDER! ORDER!)
Keiko Mita vs. Daisy Butterfly
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit! It is a semifinal match up in the Cruiserweight title tournament.
(Fans cheer as they hear the thunder of Japanese Drums.)
Spud: First, hailing from Kyoto, Japan! She stands 5 feet 4 inches, 115 pounds...the 'Kyoto Crippler' Keiko Mita!
(Keiko Mita has short black hair and she looks intense and focused. Both of her fists are lifted toward the crowd as she limps to the ring.)
Bishop: Mita looking firm and determined tonight...can you believe we are at the semifinals already?
Mutt: And the winner faces Western Heritage Champion 'Golden Girl' Sierra Browne. I for one don't see either Browne or Mita beating Daisy. At her best she's second to Micki Duran.
Bishop: Yeah that's right and....second to Micki Duran?!
Mutt: You're getting slow old man!
(Mita enters the ring wearing a black sports bra with silver katanas crossed over the chest and loose black karate pants. A brace is on her left leg, and her hands and wrists are taped up.)
Bishop: This is gonna be a tough one for Mita. Mita is severely injured with that leg injury. Daisy Butterfly is going to hone in on that target big time.
Spud: And her opponent!
(MAJOR crowd pop as Fireworks shoot across the arena and the lights darken. Fans all rush to the guard rail as they hear "Let Me Clear My Throat" by DJ Kool!)
Spud: Hailing from San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet 7 inches, 130 pounds, the 1996 Ironwoman of the GDWA......the 'Franchise' Daisy Butterfly!!!!!
(Fans erupt as Daisy Butterfly comes through the curtain. She heads down the aisle slapping hands with fans.)
Bishop: Daisy looking confident. She knows that this is her tournament, and she knows what it will take to win this!
Mutt: Mita better be on her stuff tonight, Daisy is a woman on a mission...can you believe she's never won a title? Actually, I can! (Laughs.)
(Daisy climbs the ring steps wearing a silver and blue singlet. The words "Ironwoman" run down the side of her leg in red.)
Bishop: It is hard to believe that her reign as Ironwoman is coming to an end...the next one will either be Lady Tiger, Andrea Chandler, Medusa Rage or Officer Order.
(Fans cheer as Keiko Mita meets Daisy Butterfly in the middle of the ring.)
Bishop: Both women nodding to the referees words...and they reach toward each other to shake hands!
(Fans cheer on their sportsmanship.)
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: There's the bell, and a Collar and Elbow by Daisy...no! Mita with a Backhand fist to the head! And another! And another! Now a Karate Chop!
(Fans groan as Daisy's chest snaps!)
Bishop: Daisy is stunned, and Mita with an Irish Whip into the near ropes. Daisy bouncing off and Mita with a Spinning Back Fist to the head!
(Big pop from most fans as Daisy collapses to the canvas.)
Mutt: Mita immediately with a double leg pick up....but an inside cradle by Daisy.
Ref: 1................................2..................kick out!
Bishop: Both women back up and KEIKO MITA WITH A SUPERKICK!
(Fans pop as Daisy Butterfly flies through the ropes to the outside.)
Mutt: Daisy acting a little too leisurely in this match. Mita is a killer, a crippler, and has no mercy or hesitation in that ring.
Bishop: Oh no! Mita climbing the turnbuckles...is she out of her mind? She's up high as Daisy gets to her feet and....
(Fans all on their feet...)
Bishop: S o m m e r s a u l t P l a n c h D i v e !!!!!!!
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)
Ref: ........2........3...........4.........
Mutt: Mita is an idiot! Both women on the floor, laid out, and Mita isn't even able to stand. She's holding that left leg of hers. A true idiot...she's injured and goes for a high risk maneuver like that?
Ref: ........................6.......................7.........
Bishop: Daisy is actually the first to her feet, and roles Mita into the ring. Daisy now, climbing the ring apron...and entering the ring.
Mutt: Daisy with a pickup, and a high knee to the midsection! Now with forearm shots to the small of the back. Daisy with a Waistlock, and slaps Mita's head between her legs.
Bishop: Daisy hoisting Mita up now, and with a head of steam... AND *NAILS* THE SPRINTING TIGER BOMB! THAT'S CALLED THE LIGER BOMB IN THE ORIENT!!
(Fans erupt as Daisy picks up Mita!)
Bishop: Daisy Irish Whipping Mita to the far ropes as