Bishop: DDT!
(Fans booing as 'Yukon' Jane lays on the mat, clutching her head.)
Bishop: Sal stomping away on the upper body now. Desperation move by Sal paying off. Sal now, straddling Jane, and slapping on her own chinlock...hold on! Sal draping the arms over her knees...
Mutt: Boston Crab!
(Minor cheers as 'Yukon' Jane gets to her feet!)
Bishop: Sal is in trouble! Jane so strong! Sal piggybacking Jane as she begins to hulk up....AND 'SEXY' SALLY MCCLANE SLAPPING ON A SLEEPER HOLD!
(Fans all on their feet as 'Yukon' Jane flails about incoherently.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Mutt: Both women working hard in this match...both trying to prove something. It makes you wonder which of the rookies will be at the Fall Moonsault pay per view.
Bishop: Jane doesn't know a wrestling move to save her life. She is heading for the ropes, and Sal can't stop her...so Sal drives a knee to the back of Jane!
Mutt: Jane draped over the ropes, and Sally with a Bodyscissors from behind, and rolls her up for a Sunset Flip!!!
Ref: 1.....................2................................3?!
(Fans booing as Sally McClane releases the tights.)
Mutt: Sally walking around the ring, raising her hands, but the ref waving off the count...damn it! He saw her with a handful of tights!
Bishop: Jane getting to her feet, and Sal is bickering with the ref. Oh boy! Sal with a head of steam....CLOTHESLINE!!!
(Big crowd pop!)
Mutt: Sal is down! Jane with a pickup, and running over to the near corner....and rams Sally's head into the turnbuckle!
(1....2...3.....4.....5....6...7...8......9.....10!)
Mutt: Jane looks on fire! Sal is draped in the corner. Jane with a Scoop and Bodyslam! Now Jane with a Double Leg pick up, and. . . .
Bishop: Sexy Sal with a Small Package!!!
Ref: 1...........................2...............STRONG KICK OUT!
Mutt: Every time Yukon tries to go to a submission or wear down maneuver, the superior technical ability of McClane overwhelms her.
Bishop: Both women back up, and Jane with a European Uppercut!
(Fans pop as Sal flies into the near corner.)
Bishop:..AND JANE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!
Bishop: Jane with hard right hands to the head now, and Robin on the outside directing traffic. Sal is in a world of hurt.
Mutt: You know Bishop, Jane used to chop down trees for a living...the only reason she's in the GDWA Is because she can get paid more for chopping down opponents. She's just a big brawler. Big and strong.
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Jane climbing the turnbuckles now, and she's going all the way up top!
Mutt: Sal is holding herself up by the top ring rope, as I'm sure she'd have collapsed by now...she's so scrawny you know.
Bishop: Robin calling for the SUPER POWERBOMB?! Jane pulling Sally up the turnbuckles. She slaps Sally's head between her legs and...
(Fans groan as 'Sexy' Sally McClane lands a low blow.)
Mutt: Jane is hurt! Sally slowly climbing up to the top now. Sal with a Frontface lock, and grabbing the tights....oh my! She's going for a....
(Fans all screaming as 'Sexy' Sally McClane falls backwards...)
Bishop: ****SUPERPLEX****
(Fans all on their feet as Sally McClane drapes the arm for the cover.)
Ref: ..................................1
.......................................2
.....................................No!
(Fans pop as 'Yukon' Jane kicks out!)
Mutt: Sally with NO power. That Superplex should have been enough. She needs to hit the gym.
Bishop: Hold on! Ranger Robin, Jane's manager, up on the ring apron as Sally gets to her feet. Sally is hurting. Jane reaching into her tights as Sally picks her up...
Mutt: AND JANE JABS WITH THAT FOREIGN OBJECT...
Bishop: BUT SALLY DUCKING, AND NAILING WITH A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION! Jane doubled over, and Sal with an inverted facelock...Inverted DDT!
(Fans groan as Sally McClane heads for the near corner.)
Bishop: Jane rolling over, trying to get to her feet as Sal climbs the turnbuckles. Sal up top as Jane gets to her feet.....
Mutt: BULLDOG OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!
(Fans pop while Sally McClane hooks the leg.)
Ref: 1......................2......................3!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding
Bishop: Hold on a minute! Here comes 'Jumping' Jennifer Grier. Sal up on her knees, still clutching her head. Jane is a HELL of a talent at 6 feet tall and 175 pounds.
Mutt: She reminds me a lot of Lisa Thomas to be honest.
Bishop: Grier grabbing the house mic.
Jennifer Grier
Grier: Where are your bodyguards now, Sally?
(Crowd pop)
Grier: I've been watching you Sally! And I'm getting real tired of your mouth! You know what? I should hop in that ring right now, and tear you apart with my bare hands... hell, would it not be fair to even have "Big" Rob there to do it for me!?
Mutt: What the hell does that rookie think she's doing?
Bishop: It looks like Jennifer is standing up for her fellow wrestlers! She doesn't seem to be too happy about what Sally did to Lady Tiger last week, and is making amends! And here she comes to the announcer's booth!
Mutt: Hey! What the hell? Give me back that chair!
Grier: (waving the chair above her head) See this chair, McClane? If I was a lowlife like, this thing would be across your skull right now! But I'm better than you! Instead, I'm challenging you, right here, next week! There, you can't avoid me, and you can't run! And don't even think about the bodyguards... I'll have them taken care of!
Bishop: And here comes her manager, "Big" Rob Tucker! And look at that smile on his face!
["Big" Rob hugs Jennifer, as Sally doesn't look too happy inside the ring]
Bishop: Grier will be the featured guest on the HOUSE of STYLES tonight...you know, maybe this Grier girl is for real! Speaking of Styles, he's up next with one of his HOUSE of STYLES.
House of Styles: Browne Girls
(Mixed cheers as MISTER Furious Styles heads down the aisle and enters the ring. He's wearing a black and red striped double breasted suit and sunglasses.)
Styles: Jennifer Grier, I'll get to you later....Now, you know this isn't a GDWA event unless I hear from my dark chocolate supreme home girl, Medusa. And you know what? This time she ain't just comin' alone. She's bringin' a couple tall-ass honeys with her. All I can say is ... Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!!!
["Brown Girl in the Ring" plays as the curtains part and Medusa sweeps out first. Indigo and Marissa flank her on either side. All three look serious. Indigo and the towering Marissa are in their scarlet wrestling togs. Medusa leads the way, gaily arrayed in a scarlet zoot suit with matching fedora. She swings a brass-topped cane and wears wing-tipped boots.]
Styles: Damn, 'dusa, I'm glad I'm wearing these shades!
Medusa: (smiling) Well, it's all about flair. You know that. But beneath the flash and the style there always has to be substance.
Medusa: But Furious, there's always got to be substance behind the style. And that's something the Brown Girls need to learn. That loss against Burning Rain was the absolute limit. There is no way I will tolerate such happenings again. I told them that. They need guidance. They need someone to teach them to strive for perfection in every match.
Styles: So, you're choosing them over the Misfits? The Misfits are the former GDWA tag-team champions! They have been since the division crowned its first champions. I mean I love you two girls, but 'dusa... Come on, baby. That's championship stuff!
Indigo: We're championship-caliber, too, you know. It isn't like we're just the Misfits' poor stepsisters. It isn't as if we don't have our own talents.
Styles: Hey, I didn't see the Misfits on the wrong end of a three count to Burning Rain.
Marissa: You listen to me. That's something that was a mistake. We just didn't connect properly that one time. But that will never happen again. I promise you. Any time Burning Rain sees fit to step into the ring for a rematch then we'll be ready to throw down.
Styles: All right. All right. I hear you! But I've got to see the goods. You're in a match against Idol Team Otanashi tonight. And let me tell you, if you don't run rings around those two then I don't know what kind of future you have in the GDWA.
Indigo: Hekyll and Jekyll? Those two won't be a problem. I promise you that. Look, everybody keeps talking about the Misfits and the Age of the Rage. We're here to tell you there's no such thing. We're competitors. We're ready to take on the Hyena Queens any time any place and take our rightful positions as the GDWA tag champions.
Marissa: I like 'diva and Dal, but they can't do anything against someone as quick as Indigo and as strong and big as me. The Misfits versus the Brown Girls. That's the match of the GDWA, but until then I've got to content myself staying sharp, working on my ring skills with teams like the Otanashis.
Styles: You don't sound like you give them a chance.
Indigo: We don't. Let them come out here right now and we'll show them exactly what we think of their skills.
Idol Team Otanashi
["There's a Hurricane Tonight" plays.]
Medusa: Here we go!
Marissa: Just like the Price is Right! Come on down! Come on down!
Styles: Well... here you go, girls. You don't have to