(Spud McKenzie hustles into the ring and points at Medusa.)
Medusa Rage vs. Andrea Chandler
Spud: Wrestling fans, our final bout of the night is the 6th of 6 Ironwoman Square Dance match ups. It is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit.....(ahem) already in the ring....given birth in Port-of-Spain, Trinidad, given spirit in New York, New York and given soul in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada...
(MAJOR POP as the arena chant: 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa!)
Spud: She is 6 feet tall, weighing in at 160 pounds, here is.... MEDUSA RAGE!
Blade: These fans have one hope tonight, and that is in Medusa Rage. Andrea Chandler is at ringside, standing near the Canadian announcer’s table. My lord, I never thought I'd be rooting for Medusa Rage so ardently.
Mutt: ............
Spud: And her opponent, representing the Syndicate!
(MAJOR boos as Andrea Chandler points at Medusa Rage and talks things over with the Kingpin.)
Spud: Hailing from....
(FANS POP as Medusa Rage runs toward the near ropes.......)
Blade: MEDUSA RAGE DIVING HALF WAY OUT OF THE DAMN RIGN AND SNATCHES UP A HANDFUL OF ANDREA'S HAIR!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Medusa Rage pulls Andrea Chandler up to the ring apron.)
Blade: Medusa with one handful of tights and lugs her over the top rope into the ring!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Mutt: There's the bell, and Andrea is getting stomped by Medusa. Andrea down on the mat, and Medusa stomping a hole into Andrea's middle. The dreadlocked one with a pick up and Andrea immediately backpedals toward the ropes...
Blade: And Medusa clutching her wrist and whipping her to the ropes. Andrea bouncing off and Medusa with a High Back Body...no! Medusa with a Sidewalk Slam!!!
(Huge pop as Medusa becomes incensed.)
Blade: Medusa pounding away with hard right hands, and Andrea is dazed. Medusa with a pick up and a high knee to the midsection....
Mutt: ...but Andrea with an Armpit Face lock...INVERTED DDT!
(Fans groan as Andrea Chandler grapevine's Medusa's leg.)
Ref: 1.............................kick out!
(Fans cheering as Medusa Rage kicks out at the 1 count.)
Mutt: Andrea is stunned. Medusa should be out of breath from those earlier matches tonight. Somehow, she's reaching down deep for the Ironwoman title.
Blade: Andrea with a side headlock, and Medusa is grounded. It's been such an amazing night. Medusa Rage entering this contest with 25 points. She MUST get a pinfall or submission to win. A Countout will earn her a total of 40 points for a draw, and they'll have to wrestle off for the title...
Mutt: And Medusa does not have the energy to go for another 15 minutes after this contest. Andrea tightening the headlock, but Medusa getting up to her feet, and backing into the ropes...whipping the Ritch Bitch to the far side.
Blade: Andrea off the ropes and Medusa with a Drop toe hold into a Side headlock of her own!
(Fans cheering as Andrea Chandler fights to get to the ropes...)
Mutt: Neither woman really knows a damn thing about technical wrestling. Andrea is a Power wrestler and dominates that way. Medusa relies on power, but she's a thug. She’s a brawler that grapples a tad bit. Andrea in the ropes, and one must take into consideration that Andrea has won ALL of her matches tonight. The only way she can lose is if she LOSES!
Blade: The ref wants a break, and Medusa releasing. Both women quick to the middle of the ring, and we have a stare down...
(Fans all whistling as Andrea Chandler and Medusa Rage encircle.)
Mutt: Neither woman encroaching. They know each other so well. In their first match up, the match was basically thrown out as Medusa took the brawl to the outside. In the second match up, we also have an indecision...
Blade: Collar and Elbow tie up, and these two fighting for supremacy. Andrea slowly muscling Medusa into the near ropes, but Medusa with that leverage advantage, muscling Andrea around to the near corner.
Mutt: Andrea so strong though, forcing Medusa into the adjacent corner, and now the ref wants a break. The ref warning the both of them as he gets in between....
Blade: And Medusa with a HARD right hand!
(FANS POP!)
Blade: Medusa shoving the ref aside, and now Rage nailing away with European Uppercuts....WoW! Andrea pushing into Medusa, and Medusa with right hands into the ribs of Andrea...and now MORE European Uppercuts!
Mutt: Andrea can't get out of the corner. Medusa peppering her good as the Kingpin complains to the ref. Andrea is pinned in the corner!
(Fans all cheering as Andrea Chandler begins to weaken in the legs.)
Blade: Medusa wailing away like a maniac, and Andrea is dropping in the corner! Medusa towering over Chandler, and now Medusa stomping away at the midsection of the 1996 Wrestler of the Year.
Mutt: Andrea down to the bottom buckle, and Medusa stomping away at the face and upper body! The ref getting in front, and demanding a break.
(Fans all on their feet cheering while the ref walks Medusa away.)
Blade: Andrea up to her knees, and she's really pushing herself. Andrea is truly shaken up. She's never been assaulted like this... straight on and meeting power for power.
Mutt: Medusa moving in and now with a pick up, and nailing away with punches, and a quick high knee to the midsection! Now a handful of hair, and Medusa with a Headbutt.
Blade: Andrea is dazed, and Medusa now with an Armdrag and hard boots to the midsection, and an Irish Whip.....
Mutt: ...no, reversal by Chandler, no double reversal! Andrea off the ropes as Medusa charges with the RUNNING BULLDOG LARIAT...!
Blade: .....but Andrea ducking under, hooking the arm and twirling around Medusa.....SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!!!
(The Dawg Pound cheers as Andrea Chandler sits on one knee.)
Mutt: Andrea with a pick up and a front face lock, quick back to back into a Neckbreaker! And Andrea is hurt. Andrea sitting on the mat as Medusa clutches her head.
(Fans begin whistling as both women move toward the ropes.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remain.
Blade: Andrea up first, though painfully so, and a High Knee to Medusa's midsection. Now a Frontface lock, and Andrea squeezing the life out of Medusa....and a quick Snap Suplex!
Ref: 1.............................2.........................no!
Mutt: Kick out by Medusa, and Andrea holding her neck as she gets up to her knees. Andrea slapping on a quick chinlock, and Medusa snarling as she flails her legs around.
(Fans all stomping their feet in support of Medusa as she fights to remain conscious.)
Mutt: Notice the difference in attack. Andrea keeping this match slow while Medusa is keeping it rather high paced.
Blade: We all said that this match would set the stage for the rest of the tournament...but I didn't think this would be the deciding match up. Medusa up to one knee as fans cheer on, and now up to her feet.
Mutt: Medusa with a HARD elbow shot to the ribs! And another! And another! Andrea weakening as Medusa Rage Irish Whips Andrea....
Blade: ...no!...Andrea reversing the whip, hooking the arm, swinging her around while applying a standing leg grapevine....
Mutt: And slapping on an Abdominal Stretch!
(Fans cheering while the referee asks Medusa the question!)
Mutt: That's what makes Andrea Chandler a former World Champion! Dusa using that weight advantage and pushing into the ropes, and Andrea falling in between...hold on! Medusa unhooking Andrea’s arm....
Blade: AND MEDUSA RAGE SLAPS ON AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH!!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Andrea Chandler flails her arms.)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Blade: But they are into the ropes. The ref forcing the immediate break, and Medusa with an Irish Whip, no, reversal by Chandler. Medusa off the ropes and Andrea getting down low....
Mutt: 360 degree Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Slam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fans cheering as Andrea Chandler hooks the leg and curses the ref.)
Ref: .............................................................. 1
.................................................................... 2
.................................................................. No!
(Fans all pop as Medusa gets the shoulder up.)
Bishop: Andrea up to her feet and picking up Medusa. Andrea with a quick scoop and a Backbreaker...and *still* holding onto Medusa as she hoists up Rage again....BACKBREAKER...
Mutt: ...and Andrea *still* has Medusa as she scoops up Medusa and CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER BACKBREAKER!!!!
(Fans groan as Andrea Chandler slowly gets to her feet.)
Mutt: Andrea with a smile as she backs into the near ropes, bounces off and measures Medusa's head for a Kneedrop....!
Blade: BUT MEDUSA CATCHING ANDREA'S SHIN IN MIDAIR AND _TOSSING_ ANDREA AWAY FROM HER!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Andrea Chandler lays on the canvas.)
Mutt: Medusa may have her number tonight. Notice how Andrea is on top at the moment, but she isn't "dominating" the match. Medusa is dictating. I think Medusa may just have her ticket in this one.
Ref: ....3...................................4.........5.............
Blade: Both women moving, and Medusa first on the move. Medusa grabbing the middle rope, and pulling herself up. Andrea up now, and Medusa walking about the ropes. Andrea moving in...
Mutt: And Medusa nailing away with a European Uppercut! And another! And another! Andrea trying to move into the near ropes, but Medusa with an eye gouge and slaps on a Waistlock....BELLY TO BELLY!!!
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