*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: Medusa Rage cursing at Order, she cost her a win.
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 14 minutes 35 seconds...as a result of a Count Out, this is a DRAW! Both wrestlers earn 5 points.
(Fans boo as Order and Medusa argue.)
Bishop: Both women now have 25 points. Order shoving Medusa, and Medusa shoving her to the floor!
Blade: Martial Law stepping in, and pulling the World Champ away.
Mutt: Order better watch herself, cause Medusa is a big chick. I always knew she was a coward. Order took the count out on purpose...
Bishop: NO she didn't!
(Fans pop as Order holds up the World title while walking back to the locker room.)
Bishop: Well, let's look at the standings. Officer Order pins Lady Tiger in a hard fought match up to earn 20 points. Medusa Rage defeats Lady Tiger and cripples her to earn 20 points. Because of that injury, Andrea Chandler earns 20 points automatically since Tiger can't compete. Now, we are halfway through the tourney. Who is gonna win this?
Mutt: The woman who wins this tournament will have to contend with Andrea Chandler. Hey, even though Medusa and Order have 25 points, Andrea is a fresh leg. She face wrestlers who've competed already.
Blade: Andrea has to be careful though. After that emotional appeal by Lanny Manson and that last match up we have just seen, Order and Medusa are emotionally charged. This could get ugly.
Bishop: Before we get to our next Ironwoman contest fans, let's listen in on a few GDWA superstars and their predictions of who will be the 1997-98 Ironwoman...
Burning Rain
Gojira: Hello GDWA. Maria and I are taking a little time away from each other to relax, then at Fall Moonsault we'll be meeting again to work out this lack of communication we've had recently. So to relax I'm visiting Japan again, seeing some of my old favorite haunts like Sake Edo's wrestling school here. Burning Rain will be back for Fall Moonsault, never fear. But for now....who's going to win the Iron Woman Tournament?
Now that's a tough question. Lady Tiger has not looked sharp lately and has been fairly inactive. Officer Order also has to defend the World Title. Andrea Chandler has also been fairly inactive lately. To me the choice is clear. Medusa Rage has proved she can be violent and vicious. Now she's showing she has some character as well. Standing up to the Syndicate. I think this is going to be her time. Medusa Rage has yet to win a title in the GDWA, but I think this new attitude will carry her to the Iron Woman title.
Blade: And now the 8th Wonder of the World....
Radhi Ananda
(SCENE: A scowling RADHI ANANDA, eyes transfixed on the camera. She stands in front of a GDWA Fall Moonsault 1997 banner...)
Off-screen Voice: Radhi, who do you think will win the GDWA Ironwoman Tournament?
(Radhi doesn't even blink or flinch as she remains scowling into the camera)
Off-screen Voice: Radhi?
(Like an angry deer in headlights, Radhi still doesn't move. After a few brief seconds, the camera fades to black...)
Mutt: I agree with Radhi Ananda...Andrea Chandler will win.
Bishop: Will you stop that! Now let's hear from the Suicide Blondes..
Mutt: They aren't scheduled to be on the card...
Bishop: SO what? They are in the tag division.
Mutt: We have a tag division?
Blade: It's being re-instated after the Moonsault.
Mutt: Nobody consulted me on this! I didn't get a memo...
Suicide Blondes
(SCENE: The SUICIDE BLONDES, standing in front of a GDWA Fall Moonsault 1997 banner...)
Baby Jane Ross: Now dear, the important question...
Taylor Monroe: What's that? Are we discussing the bridesmaids' dresses?
Baby Jane Ross: No, sweetie. We're supposed to say who we think will win the Ironwoman tournament!
(Taylor Monroe laughs)
Taylor Monroe: Nikita Marx. She'll take it all. Shouldn't she be Ironwoman anyway after destroying Daisy Butterfly?
Baby Jane Ross: No...I think that would make her an etymologist.
(Taylor cringes)
Taylor Monroe: I don't think I want to know what that is. Nikita, babe, I love you anyway. You can get help for that, and we'll be here for you the whole time!
Baby Jane Ross: I'll say Mommy Dearest. Big Ma will take it all. Three matches in one night is a perfect scenario for Ma. She's used to having a lot on her plate...
(Taylor elbows Baby Jane in the ribs)
Baby Jane Ross: (sputters)...With the wedding and all. Planning, plotting, all that. And that belt she's got now. What is that? The ESPN TV champ? RSPW TV champ?
Taylor Monroe: It doesn't even matter, girlfriend. It's gold in the bank. All of you Ironwoman better pay special attention. It doesn't matter what happens in the tourney, you're facing a load of RANK AMATEURS. When you sweethearts get enough of a spine to face some TRUE champions-- Organized Crime--you can talk yourselves up all you want. As it stands, we're not impressed. Sorry.
Bishop: Members of Organized Crime ladies and gentlemen...you fill in the blanks.
Andrea Chandler vs. Officer Order
Spud: Our next contest is the 5th of 6 Ironwoman Square Dance match ups tonight. It is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit.
(Fans ALL booing as they hear "Back in Black" by AC/DC!)
Spud: First, accompanied to the ring by her manager, the Kingpin.... representing the Syndicate...
(MAJOR BOOS!)
Spud: She is 5 feet 7 inches, weighing in at 142 pounds, here is the 1996-1997 Wrestler of the Year....'Ritch Bitch' Andrea Chandler!!!
(Fans all booing as Andrea Chandler heads down the aisle with a big smile on her face. She enters the ring wearing a revealing black bodybuilder's bikini, trimmed with rhinestones, and Ray Ban sunglasses.)
Bishop: This may be the single most important match of the night. A former World Champ, Andrea Chandler has been laying claim to the GDWA World title for months now. Now, Order and Andrea part II is just moments away.
Mutt: And I for one am glad to see it! Who the hell does Double O think she is anyway? Andrea is right. Double O is only a paper champ as long as she doesn't face Andrea. The #1 contender to the World title MUST be beaten tonight to disprove any and all doubts.
Blade: Order has to be careful though. A win here solidifies her chance at the Ironwoman title...but a loss after that Count Out will boot her out of the tournament.
Spud: AND HER OPPONENT!
(ALL FANS CHEER as they hear 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle.)
Spud: Accompanied to the ring by her manager Martial Law! From San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet tall, weighing 120 pounds! She is the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....
(Fans chant: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! )
Spud: 'Double O' Officer May Order!!!!!!!
(Fans continue to cheer as Double O heads down the aisle. She slaps hands with the fans as Martial Law looks about ringside cautiously. Officer Order enters the ring wearing a Black SWAT jumpsuit, Spit Shined Combat Boots, and the GDWA World Title shining prominently over her shoulder.)
Bishop: Double O stopping dead in her tracks, and glaring over at Andrea Chandler. Andrea handing her shades to the Kingpin, and drawing her hands across her waist.
Mutt: We know what that means. Andrea and Order are red hot! And you haven't got anyone going to the john right now.
(Fans all standing as Order glares over at Andrea Chandler. Andrea blows a kiss and poses a double bicep shot.)
Bishop: AND ORDER CHARGING ANDREA!!!!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
(Fans all cheering as Double O and Andrea Chandler nail away with punches.)
Blade: Order and Chandler in an exchange!!! And now both women down on the mat! They are rolling around the ring, and the ref trying to break them apart!
(Fans all popping as the ref pulls the smaller Officer Order away.)
Mutt: The World Champion is pissed off...and she's only had about a 5 or 10 minute breaks from her last bout with Medusa Rage. She's irate! That adrenalin is pumping through the veins a tad too much.
Bishop: Andrea is all riled up as she backs up against the ropes. The Kingpin rising up to the ring apron and offering advice as the ref picks up the World title belt and hands it to a ringside attendant.
(Fans all cheering as Andrea and Order encircle each other.)
Mutt: This is worth the price of the ticket. Order and Andrea II.... but with only 15 minutes to spare, we won't be seeing them at their strategic best.
Blade: Andrea very careful as she ties up with Order. And Order with an Armdrag. Order now with a Wristlock added to it, and Andrea slapping her triceps, moving toward the ropes...
Bishop: And Officer Order with stiff kicks to the legs and midsection. And now Order with a Karate shot to the bicep area, and Andrea is down on one knee.
Mutt: AND OFFICER ORDER WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE!
(Fans all pop!!!)
Bishop: Andrea rolling for the ropes, and Order with a pick up and Irish Whipping Chandler to the far ropes. Order with a head of steam and...
Mutt: MISSES the Dropkick!
(Fans cheer as Order hits the mat.)
Mutt: Andrea holding onto the ropes, and now Andrea running over and stomping on Order. Order up to her feet, and Andrea nailing away with right hands, and now tossing Order into the corner.
Bishop: Andrea with a head of steam...
Blade: And Order with a boot to the head! Order climbing up to the middle buckle as Andrea backs off...FLYING CLOTHESLINE!
Ref: 1...........................2....................KICK OUT!
Bishop: Order with a pick up