Congo: Liz Sinclair pounding away on Godiva Rage now; A SIDEWALK SLAM BY SINCLAIR ON TO THE CHAIR!! Godiva is clutching her back as Sinclair stomps on her chest!!
(Hardcores cheer)
Bishop: The Kingpin now is shielding the down Lenhart and yelling at the referee!! The ref is calling for the bell...
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Bishop: This match is over before it even started. Liz Sinclair is now--STILL--going at it with Dalbello Rage. Medusa helping Godiva up to her feet.
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Congo: Sinclair and Dalbello getting in a few final shots as additional referees storm the area and try and break them up. What the hell happened here?!
Bishop: I'm not sure, but we can bet we'll be hearing from the President's office. The GDWA tag team ranks have been chaotic from day one!!
Spud: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the uncontrollable nature of this bout, it has been ruled a DOUBLE DISQUALIFACATION!!
(Crowd boos)
Congo: Do you think that respect will still last between these teams? I mean, Strike charges in and attacks Medusa Rage; the manager of the Misfits. Plus, that curious incident with the ringside fan. Was he another member of the Rage family there to regulate the match?! Who was he? If he was, what sort of punishment could the GDWA hit the Rage's with?
Bishop: Both teams escorted away by the additional security. What implications will this have? Well, we're on to our next singles match. My lord, the tag team ranks are out of control.
Mutt: I love violence, but lord, it gets downright dangerous here in Grand Dragon sometimes!
Bishop: Well, we've got 1 of 2 World Title tourney matches coming up next.
Charlotte La Mancha vs. Valkyrie
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is the first of our two part Main Event this week. It is scheduled for 1 fall with a 15 minute time limit. And it is a preliminary match for GDWA World title tournament.
(Fans cheer as they hear the theme to 'Robin Hood' Men in Tights)
Spud: First, hailing from Nice, France! She is 5 feet 6, 130 pounds, here is Charlotte La Mancha!!!
(Fans cheering as the Frenchwoman enters the ring wearing 17th century breechers, shirt, and doublet and saber.)
Mutt: I hope Val puts a beating on this lady just like Andrea Chandler did!
Bishop: Charlotte La Mancha must be the hottest item in wrestling. Just named Wrestler of the month, she's got her sights on the World title now!
Spud: ....and her opponent!
(Most fans boo, but the Dawg Pound cheers as they hear 'True Faith' by New Order.)
Spud: Accompanied to the ring by her manager Vlad the Impaler, and 'Playmate' Dixie Foxy....From Des Moines, Iowa. She is 5 feet 8, 129 pounds, here is Valkyrie!!!
(The Reddish blond Valkyrie enters the ring wearing a red and gold kimono like outfit.)
Bishop: Bad blood in this one. As you all remember, these two feuded all the way up to our last pay per view, the Summer Supercard...
Mutt: And who won that match they had at the Summer Supercard? A No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere brawl? Valkyrie!
Bishop: They are already arguing in the ring, and Charlotte walks right up to Valkyrie. They are still shouting at each other....and Charlotte nails Valkyrie!
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Mutt: They are pounding away on each other! Charlotte and Valkyrie, rolling around the ropes, from corner to corner. Val with an Irish Whip, and Charlotte is sent flying. She bounces off the ropes and DUCKS the sprinting Valkyrie's Clothesline!
Bishop: Val and Charlotte both bounce off the ropes. They meet in the middle of the ring, and Valkyrie NAILS the Leg Lariat! Val now, with a quick pick up and Irish Whipping Charlotte to the near ropes. She bounces off and Val connects with a high back body drop....
Mutt: ....no! Charlotte hooked the waist and connects with a Sunset Flip! The count......1.......kick out! Both women back up and Charlotte with a Legdrag Takedown! Val back up and Charlotte nails a Dropkick!!!
(Fans all cheering as Valkyrie hits the mat!)
Bishop: Val back up and Charlotte with a scoop up and a Bodyslam! Val up again and Charlotte with another Bodyslam! Valkyrie up a third time and for a third time, Charlotte La Mancha nails her with a Bodyslam!!!
(Fans jump up to their feet cheering as Valkyrie clutches her back!)
Mutt: Both of these high flyers are really spectacular! Charlotte is perhaps the more physical of the two as you can see.
Bishop: Charlotte jumping up to the second turnbuckle with cat like reflexes. Valkyrie back up and Charlotte Somersaulting off....and NAILS the Armdrag Takedown!
Mutt: Both women quickly back up to the neutral position and Valkyrie Dropkicking Charlotte into the near corner! Charlotte stumbling out of the corner, and Valkyrie with a Gutwrench pick up....INTO A POWERBOMB!!!
Bishop: Lateral Press.....1....2...kick out! Both women back up and Valkyrie slapping on a Front Face lock and connects with a Perfectplex! The count.....1...2......foot on the rope!
Mutt: Valkyrie back up and waiting on Charlotte. Charlotte up to her feet....AND IS NAILED WITH A MULE KICK! Charlotte is taken completely off of her feet!!!
(Fans boo as Charlotte hits the mat.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Valkyrie quickly into the ropes, bouncing off, and NAILING the Somersault Legdrop! Now a Frontface lock, and she's conserving energy here.
Mutt: Charlotte and Valkyrie going back and forth. They've always matched up well against each other. Their first match up was a see saw match up as well.
Bishop: Charlotte, perhaps with her second wind, rising up to her feet. Valkyrie with a Side Headlock now, really grinding down on it. Charlotte walking over to the corner, running up the turnbuckles, and BACKFLIPPING out of the Side Headlock. Valkyrie spinning around, and Charlotte with a CLOTHESLINE!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Valkyrie flies into the corner.)
Bishop: Charlotte punching away at the head of Valkyrie. Val stumbling forward, and Charlotte with a Front face lock! Oh boy, she hoists her up, and executes a beautiful Slingshot Suplex! Charlotte now, going up top!
(Fans all cheering as Charlotte is poised up on the top turnbuckle.)
Mutt: Dixie Foxy trying to warn Valkyrie. Val up on one knee, and Charlotte comes flying off with a Bulldog!
(Fans all cheering as Charlotte flips her over for the cover.)
Ref: ...................................................................1
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(Fans groan as Valkyrie gets the shoulder up!)
Bishop: Charlotte with a quick pick up and a Bodyslam! She's heading up top again!
(Fans all cheering as Charlotte climbs the turnbuckles!)
Mutt: Valkyrie is clutching her left knee. She wasn't even standing upright when that Bulldog hit. All the pressure must have really gave her knee a whammy!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Charlotte is pointing out to the Dawg Pound! She jumps....and NAILS a Fistdrop from the Top turnbuckle!!!
(Thunderous cheers from the Dawg Pound as Charlotte scurries over for the cover.)
Bishop: No cover! Vlad has the ref all tied up!
Mutt: The Playmate entering the ring, and Charlotte just wailing away on her! She Irish Whips the Playmate to the far side as she runs to the near ropes. Dixie Foxy bounces off....and is NAILED with the Flying Reverse Elbow!
Bishop: Valkyrie is up now, and Charlotte kicks her in the midsection. She grabs both Val and the Playmate by the back of their heads and hits them with a Double Noggin Knocker!
(Fans cheering as both women hit the mat!)
Bishop: The referee has turned around, and sees 3 women in the ring. He doesn't know what to do!
Mutt: Charlotte pounding away on Valkyrie whose laid out on the mat. The ref motioning Dixie Foxy out of the ring.
Bishop: Charlotte Irish Whipping Val to the ropes, no! reversal. Charlotte bouncing off the ropes, and Vlad grabbed her ankle! Charlotte stumbling forward and Valkyrie with a Front Face lock and hoists her up for the Brainbuster!
(Fans booing as the ref slides into position for the cover!)
Ref: ...................................................................1
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Bishop: Oh no! Charlotte was ripped off! She had this match won!
Mutt: Valkyrie upsetting probably the top seed in the World Title tournament! I love it!
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 12 minutes flat, your winner via pinfall, and advancing into the 1st round of the GDWA World Title tournament.........Valkyrie!
(Fans booing as they hear 'True Faith' by New Order.)
Bishop: Hold on! Dixie Foxy in the ring now, stomping away on Charlotte. Valkyrie joining in, and here comes Vonya!
(Fans boo as Vonya comes running down the aisle.)
Mutt: Vonya sliding through the ropes, and now it's 3 on 1. Vonya and Valkyrie with a Front Face Lock...AND NAILS CHARLOTTE WITH A DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER!!!!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
(Fans begin cheering as 'Vindicator' Kirsten Dunst runs down the aisle!)
Bishop: ....THE VINDICATOR TOSSING SAM MUTT ASIDE, AND GRABS HIS CHAIR! SHE'S SLIDING INTO THE RING!