Scene opens up on a jammed packed Key Arena in Seattle, Washington. There are 19,669 screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans, we're back in Washington State as we continue our Summer Super Tour of America. We are in Seattle's Key Arena with another Saturday Nite Special!
(Fans chanting: WE WANT ORDER! WE WANT ORDER! WE WANT ORDER!)
Mutt: Bishop! The fans have warmed themselves back up to Officer Order. I don't understand it! Maybe it's because we are on the West Coast, and Double O is from San Francisco. Whatever the case, they've come all out for their so called hero.
Bishop: Sam, the match between Officer Order and Valkyrie for the Western Heritage title should be a great one. Val is hungrier than ever, especially since she had to forfeit a match to Order a few weeks back. And Double O is intent on retaining the title into the Fall Moonsault! Fans, we also have on the card tonight: Sierra Browne taking on 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda, Medusa Rage taking on Andrea Chandler, and newcomers Sybil Dawn and Kirsten Dunst going at it!
(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie heads down the aisle!)
Mutt: This is gonna be a great night for wrestling. And I'm glad I'm back in the Pacific Northwest. It's always nice to come home!
Bishop: Well, enough talk, let's get right into the action. Spud McKenzie is in the ring ready. Take it away Spud!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring....)
Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen. Wrestling fans from around the world... Are you ready!?
(Fans scream: YES!!!!!)
Spud: I said ARE YOU READY?!
(Fans scream: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Spud: Then Let's Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!
(Fans cheer as horns go off & Spud McKenzie stands ready.)
Sierra Browne vs. Radhi Ananda
Spud: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Mixed cheers and boos as fans hear 'Browne Girl'.)
Spud: Accompanied down the aisle by her manager Medusa Rage! From Port of Spain, Trinidad! She is 5 feet 10 inches, 140 pounds, here is. ...Sierra Browne!
(Medusa Rage and Sierra Browne enter the ring to mixed cheers and boos.)
Bishop: These aren't entirely behind Sierra Browne. Browne and her sister Indigo have been employing questionable tactics in the last few weeks. For fan favorites, they aren't receiving the best of receptions.
Mutt: If Sierra and Indigo can get away with cheating, then they should. As far as I'm concerned these fans are morons. Hey! Notice that Medusa and Sierra are REAL tense. They are being real careful to make sure there's no rampant charge by Radhi Ananda.
(Fans cheering as Radhi Ananda comes through the curtain.)
Spud: And her opponent! Hailing from Bombay, India. 5 feet 5, weighing 135 pounds. Here is 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda!!!
(Fans slap the wild haired, barefoot Radhi Ananda as she heads down the aisle. Radhi Ananda is wearing a loose tiger print garment with a bone & bead necklace around her neck.)
Mutt: Radhi looks intense this week! This should be a good one.
Bishop: Both Jungle and Browne have had tough luck as of late. A win for both would help them greatly in the rankings.
Mutt: Well, both women love flying around the ring. I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy this one!
Bishop: Fans, our opening bout is about to get under way. Radhi Ananda entering the ring, and this one is underway....
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Mutt: Don't expect a wrestling match in this one! This is gonna be high flying, freestyle action!
Bishop: Jungle shoving Sierra Browne around the ring. Jungle a little stronger than Sierra Browne, but Browne with a serious height and weight advantage. Jungle bullying her into the corner and nailing away with swift kicks to the midsection!
Mutt: Sierra Browne trying to fight back with punches, but she doesn't have much of a short range attack. She's doubled over in the corner as the ref forces Radhi Ananda away!
(Fans cheer as Radhi Ananda shoves the referee aside.)
Mutt: Jungle never was one for the little things, like rules!
Bishop: Jungle Irish Whipping Browne to the far corner, no! Reversal. Jungle is sent into the corner, leaps up to the top, and comes flying off the ropes with a High Cross Body!
Mutt: But Sierra Browne using the momentum and rolling Jungle over for the pin! 1....2...kick out. Both women back up and Sierra Browne backs into the ropes. She bounces off and Jungle with a Leapfrog over the oncoming Browne. Browne runs to the far side as Jungle runs to the near ropes.
Bishop: The two women meet in the middle of the ring and Browne with a Flying Bulldog Lariat! Jungle taken off guard with that high impact maneuver. Now Browne with the left arm, and dropping an elbow to it! Another elbowdrop and Jungle up to her knees, AND A RAKE TO THE EYES!! (Dawg Pound chants: RADHI! RADHI! RADHI! RADHI!)
Bishop: Jungle is getting surged from these fans. The ref is reprimanding Jungle as she kicks away at Browne. Now an Irish Whip to the near ropes, Browne bouncing off, and immediately nailed with a Shoulder Block.
Mutt: Browne is down! Now Jungle bouncing into the near ropes and connecting with a Legdrop! Radhi Ananda really using her strength advantage in this one. And I think she's also a little quicker than Browne as well.
Bishop: Jungle with a pick up and rams Sierra's head against her knee. WoW! Jungle now Irish Whipping Browne to the corner. Ouch! She hit hard. Jungle running in after...
Mutt: ...And Browne catching her with a Tilt a Whirl pick up and a Backbreaker!!! Sierra Browne dazed a little, but she's going up top now.
(Fans all cheering as Sierra Browne climbs up the turnbuckles.)
Bishop: Sierra Browne is up high. She jumps...but Radhi Ananda ducks under her attack!
Mutt: ...but Sierra Browne adjust in the air and slaps on a Sunset Flip! 1....................2......................Thr...no! Kick out! Jungle back up and Sierra with a Swinging Neckbreaker! She drops an elbow to the left arm again, and now applying the armbar!
(Fans all cheering as both women get to their feet.)
Bishop: Radhi Ananda trying to get out of the Armbar, bullying Sierra Browne toward the ring ropes, but Sierra with an Armdrag Takedown! Jungle back up but Sierra with a Jumping Headscissors Takedown!!!
(Fans cheering as Radhi Ananda hits the mat.)
Mutt: Sierra Browne has her down with that Headscissors, and I must say that Sierra is definitely the smarter of the two. She's using her height advantage to employ leverage, and is wrestling the scientifically inept 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda.
Bishop: Jungle scrambling for the ropes and Sierra cleanly breaking. Jungle standing up against the ropes and Sierra with a Superkick... no! Jungle catching Browne's right leg, jumping up and over, AND SNAPPING SIERRA BROWNE'S LEG AGAINST THE TOP ROPE! OH MY!!!
(Huge crowd pop as 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda hits the floor.)
Mutt: Sierra Browne is tangled in the ropes. She can't get her legs loose. Medusa Rage up on the ring apron and the ref coming over to get her down....
Bishop: Oh no! Radhi Ananda grabbing a chair....AND NAILS AWAY ON SIERRA BROWNE'S RIGHT LEG!
(Fans all cheering as Sierra Browne screams out in pain.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: The ref sees that Sierra is tangled, and immediately running over to her aid. Oh no! Radhi Ananda climbing up the turnbuckles. The ref has just undone the ropes...
Mutt: ....BUT RADHI ANANDA WITH A FLYING LEGDROP TO THE ELEVATED KNEE OF SIERRA BROWNE!!!!
(Most fans booing as Sierra Browne spring backwards and hits the mat.)
Bishop: The ref is about to disqualify her. He's sent Jungle into the far corner. This woman has truly lost her mind. Oh no! She's taking the buckle off of the top turnbuckle.
Mutt: Hold on! Medusa Rage on the outside, she's got Jungle's chair. ...AND NAILS 'JUNGLE' RADHI ANANDA IN THE HEAD!
(Fans cheering as Radhi Ananda plummets to the mat.)
Bishop: Sierra Browne hobbling over, and punching away on Radhi Ananda. Not much skill in those punches, kind of ugly but it's getting the job done. Sierra now with a pickup and a Bodyslam!
Mutt: Jungle grabbing her head. Sierra quickly climbing up to the top turnbuckle. She real wobbly....BUT STILL NAILS THE ELBOWDROP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Browne grapevines the leg for the cover.)
Bishop: The ref with the count....1.....2....kick out! Sierra with a pickup and a Side Headlock. Jungle pushing off as Browne runs to the far corner, bounces off, and NAILS the Flying body press!
(Fans cheering as Radhi Ananda hits the mat.)
Mutt: Browne hit her knee on the way down. No way to cover. Jungle crawling over to the corner, trying to get her bearings back. She climbs up to the second turnbuckle as Sierra Browne gets up to her feet....AND NAILS BROWNE WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!!
(Fans chanting: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)
Bishop: Jungle now, choking away on the prone Browne as the ref makes the count.
Ref:.....2......3........4.......
Bishop: Jungle breaks and picks up Browne by the back of her hair. She opens her up, AND NAILS SIERRA BROWNE WITH A HEARTPUNCH!!! Sierra Browne crumbles to the mat.
(Dawg Pound cheering!)
Mutt: Browne has taken a lot