Scene opens up on a jammed packed US Air Arena in Washington, D.C. There are 21,701 screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Hello everyone, I'm Allen Bishop along with my broadcast partner Sam Mutt. And this is the Tuesday Night Cat Fight. The GDWA Summer Super Tour just seems to get better and better. We have a huge card for you tonight. 1 championship match, 2 tag matches and a host of great other draws.
Mutt: It's getting hotter and hotter the closer we get to the Fall Moonsault! I just can't wait. The competition is really getting riled up. I mean, Daisy and Nikita the other night almost blew the House down. But the heat between Officer Order and Sachie Yokoyama was unbelievable!
Bishop: Speaking of Officer Order, she defends her Western Heritage title against Valkyrie tonight! It's the first time the two of them have EVER squared off. Should be a great one.
Mutt: Hey Bishop, don't forget the rest of the card. You've got the premier of the Shadow Warriors as they take on the Browne Girls. You've got other tag action when the Misfits take on the Hyena Queens. Now back to Singles competition, we've got the 'The Legend' Micki Duran vs 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda, and the "Vindicator" Kirsten Dunst vs Andrea Chandler.
Bishop: A whole lot of new talent hear this week. Let's see if they can hang in the Dragon. The tag action is getting furious the closer we get to the big pay per view. I can hardly wait!
Bishop: Starting off tonight, we have the undefeated Andrea Chandler taking on newcomer 'Vindicator' Kirsten Dunst.
Andrea Chandler
(View is of a dank crypt, with an oaken coffin illuminated by nearby torchlight. A light mist roils about at floor level. The coffin slowly begins to open with a creak, and rising up from within is Andrea Chandler, dressed in her usual ring attire and a sweeping black cloak. She smiles, revealing a pair of gleaming white fangs.)
Andrea: As I'm facing someone who so admirably portrayed a creature of the night in a recent hit movie, I thought I'd pay appropriate respects. Graduating from the silver screen to the wrestling ring, Miss Dunst? Expect to be a wrestling superstar? Let me disabuse you of that notion. (Andrea sweeps the cape back, and flexes her powerful body.) Kirsten, after we wrestle, and I suck the life right out of you, the only review you're going to get... is a thumbs down. Flee to the backlot while you still can, little girl! - -
Bishop: Spud's in the ring now, let's get to the action....
Andrea Chandler vs. Kristen Dunst
Spud: Ladies and Gentleman of our nation’s capital. Wrestling fans from all across the country...Let's Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!!!
(Fans cheer as horns go off & Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring.)
Spud: Our first contest tonight is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit.
(Fans boo as they hear 'Cold Blood' by Kix.)
Spud: Accompanied down the aisle by her manager the Kingpin, and 'the Legend' Micki Duran! Representing the Syndicate, she is 5 feet 7 inches, 142 pounds, here is.....Andrea Chandler!
(Fans boo as she saunters down the aisle arrogantly.)
Bishop: This woman, such a spectacular athlete. Just with the wrong attitude. Incredibly strong, gifted with loads of talent. She really doesn't have to cheat.
Mutt: You’re missing the point Bishop! She cheats because she can. End of story. Let's hear the introductions for the job...I mean the other wrestler.
(Fans cheer as they hear 'The Show must go on' by Queen')
Spud: And her opponent, led down the aisle by her manager Jason Payne! From Peoria, Illinois....she is 5 feet 7 inches, 157 pounds! Making her Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance debut, here is the 'Vindicator' Kristen Dunst!!!
(Fans all cheering as she slaps the hands of fans and talks things over with her parents who are at ringside.)
Bishop: What a role model. She is a great talent who will be more than a handful for Andrea. Vindicator enters the ring and this one is all but underway.
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Mutt: We'll see what this Vindicator has. Andrea Chandler is wearing the black bodybuilder’s bikini with rhinestone trim. Kirsten Dunst is wearing the Silver and Green singlet. They come out of the corners now, and lock up.
Bishop: Andrea with that great strength, powering the Vindicator back into her corner and....slaps her in the face! What arrogance. The ref intervening, and Andrea Chandler backing off and flexing off.
(Fans booing.)
Mutt: Ha! I love this big woman. Demonica and Ma Porter just may have a rival in the strength department. Just look at those triceps and biceps.
Bishop: Andrea and Kirsten lock up again and Kirsten slapping on a Side Headlock, now a quick go behind and a Waistlock takedown! Andrea back up and THE KIRSTEN DUNST SLAPS *HER* IN THE FACE!
(Big crowd pop!)
Mutt: Andrea Chandler back up and another lock up, but the Vindicator with an Armdrag Takedown! Chandler up once more and the Vindicator with a Karate Chop!
Bishop: The Vindicator with more Karate Chops to the chest, and Chandler is backing up. The Vindicator Kirsten Dunst now, Irish Whipping Chandler to the far side. Chandler bounces off and a Belly to Belly Suplex! Chandler back up again and an Armdrag Takedown!
Mutt: And look how smart Andrea Chandler is. Reminiscent of the World Champion Zaranna. She's rolling out of the ring and consulting with the Kingpin. The Kingpin seems a little frustrated, but I'm sure they'll work all of this out.
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Chandler rolling back in the ring, and the Vindicator with an immediate Armdrag Takedown into an Armbar! I think Andrea Chandler underestimated the Vindicator. It's been all Kirsten Dunst till now.
Mutt: Chandler having about enough of the Vindicator's non sense. She's back up to her feet with a big right hand....
Bishop: ....and Kirsten Dunst locking the arms for a backslid....but can't get her over!!! Andrea Chandler with great power, reversing the backslide pin combination. The Vindicator sliding down, and her shoulders are pinned! 1......2.....kick out.
Mutt: Both women back up to the neutral position and Chandler with a Clothesline! Chandler now, with a pick up and drapes the Vindicator over her shoulder....AND A RUNNING POWERSLAM!
(Fans boo as Kirsten Dunst cringes on the mat.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler back up, backs into the ropes, bounces off and nails the Vindicator with a Kneedrop! Now a spinning Toe Hold and the Vindicator is hurt.
Mutt: Chandler now, spinning on the leg and falling back hard on it! Man that had to hurt! The Vindicator crawling for the ropes and the ref forcing Chandler away. Chandler with a pick up and Irish Whips, no, reversal!
Bishop: Andrea Chandler sent to the far side, bounces off and gets nailed with a High Back Body Drop! Kirsten real slow reacting. Andrea Chandler already on her feet, AND KIRSTEN DUNST SNEAKING UP AND EXECUTING A BEAUTFUL SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!
(Fans all cheering as Kirsten Dunst slowly flips her over for the cover.)
Ref: 1....2...kick out!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Kirsten Dunst with a pickup and a Front Face Lock. She's a lot stronger than she let on! Andrea trying to break out of it, and Kirsten with a High Knee into her face! Chandler doubles over and the Vindicator slaps on a Front Face Lock and executes a Fisherman’s Buster!!!!
(Fans all cheering!)
Mutt: The cover! 1....2...kick out. Kirsten now, with a pickup and a skin snapping Karate Chop to the chest! Andrea looks out on her feet. Kirsten Dunst now, pointing to all the fans!!!
(Fans all cheering as she Irish Whips Andrea Chandler to the far ropes.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler bounces off the ropes and....CONNECTS WITH A TILT A WHIRL SLAM! Andrea Chandler now, quickly with a Double Leg pick up and Grapevining the legs. Oh no!
Mutt: Yes! She flips Dunst over and sinks into the Dividend Scorpion Deathlock!!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Kirsten Dunst refuses to submit.)
Bishop: The referee checking and the Vindicator shaking her head. But how long can she hold out?
Mutt: It's been 20 seconds, and she still hasn't quit! Andrea is 140 pounds of muscle. She's gotta quit in front of her family, in front of her manager, in front of God himself.
Bishop: She won't budge. 40 seconds and Chandler is nodding with a smile. She knows she's got her. Dunst crying out in pain, and the ref doesn't know what to do. He's calling for the bell!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Mutt: Did she give?
Bishop: I don't know? Let's hear from Spud McKenzie...
Spud: Wrestling fans, at 12 minutes 43 seconds, by referee’s decision! Your winner is......Andrea Chandler!
Bishop: The ref may have saved this young woman’s career. Chandler with another win. What guts on the part of Kirsten Dunst. Jason Payne immediately charging the ring to check on his wrestler. This one is over fans.
(Fans boo as they hear 'Cold Blood' by Kix.)
Mutt: Guts gives you respect, but it don't pay the bills. Hey, I'm outta hear while you and Congo to the tag matches. But wait! I got 5 on the Evil Empire, see. Just palm this in Rage's pocket and...
Bishop: Will you get outta here!
(Crowd boos as "Congo" Paul Roberts walks down the aisle to the