Scene opens up on a jammed packed Meadowlands in East Rutherford, New Jersey. There are 23,174 screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Hello everyone, I'm Allen Bishop along with my broadcast partner Sam Mutt. And this is the best in professional wrestling here at the GDWA's Tuesday Night Cat Fight. So much going on tonight, it's hard to know where to begin.
Mutt: Well, I can honestly say that I'm excited! The Fall Moonsault pay per view is a little more than a month away. And do you know who's been selected to wrestle in the Ironwoman Square Dance? The World's Champ Zaranna, the former champion 'Fear Factory' Lanny Manson, Daisy Butterfly, and the #1 contender to the World title, Big Ma Porter. YES! That's gonna be a great card.
Bishop: And what makes the Square Dance so special isn't the point system, but the fact that you have to wrestle all of the other 3 opponents. So, sometime during that night, Zaranna will have to face Big Ma Porter, Daisy Butterfly and Lanny Manson. Talk about main event match ups!
Mutt: And they only have 15 minutes to wrestle. That may put a damper on some of these wrestlers in terms of their wrestling style and strategy. I don't even know who to root for.
Bishop: Well, let's talk about what's on the card tonight. We have the Syndicate taking on the Browne Sisters in our first ever Tag Division match up. Then we have 'The Dangerous Queen' Sachie Yokoyama taking on Staci X in a non-title match up......
Mutt: And the match that I've been waiting for! Big Ma Porter sticks her big foot down the throat of Charlotte La Mancha. Oh, life is good.
Bishop: Wrestling Fans, the Tuesday Night Cat Fight is gonna be electric tonight. Before we get to the matches, Paul Laurence Dunbar is down here at ringside with a special interview.
Officer Order
(Paul Laurence Dunbar is standing on a small stage setup in front of the Dawg Pound at ringside. Next to him is Officer Order in uniform with her night stick in her hands.)
Dunbar: This is Paul Lawrence Dunbar speaking with one of the great wrestlers here in the GDWA, 'Double O' herself, Officer Order.
(CROWD POPS!)
Order: Thanks Paul, I just wanted to take a moment to let everyone know I'm still on patrol in the GDWA. It's gonna' take more than one bad call to run me out of here!
(CROWD ROARS and the DAWG POUND STARTS BARKING)
Order: Some People forget that I still have a real job. I'm a street Cop, that's who I am, that's what I do. But don't kid yourself when I'm in the ring I'm giving 2000 %. I'm here to show all the fans that Cheaters never prosper! In Fact, I have something special coming up to show just how dedicated I am to keeping things here in the GDWA on the up and up.
Dunbar: Last time we saw you was your defeat at the hands of Big Ma Porter, any comments?
(A look of anger crosses Orders face, as the entire crowd falls silent and leans forward.)
Order: I'm not going to lie to you, I think it was a bad call. I'm not saying that the ref was paid off or that he was incompetent, I'm just saying that he made a bad call. That kind of thing happens to me in court sometimes, you catch the guy red handed and the judge still let's him walk. It's frustrating, but I have a special message for Porter and her friends...
(Order looks into the camera and points into it with her baton)
Order: Enjoy this time while you can, 'cause Order is coming back to the GDWA! AND next time Porter, I'll make sure that things are fair and square. In fact Porter every time you wrestle you better make sure you have someone watching your back 'cause I'm, going to be there watching. If you even think about cheating, I'm going to be all over you like cheese on pizza. YOU HEAR ME PORTER?
(Huge Crowd Pop!!)
Dunbar: What about your upcoming title bout against the 'Dangerous Queen', any comments?
Order: First Off, Sachie Yokoyama is one of the best wrestlers in this fed that's a fact. She won the Western Heritage Title, that right there tell you a lot about her. But remember we have wrestled three times, twice to a draw. It's a great opportunity for me. I promise everyone here tonight, it will be a show to remember!
CROWD EXPLODES AGAIN
Dunbar: Thank you Double O, now back to you, Allen....
Bishop: Officer Order is back in the GDWA! And it's obvious from the crowd response that the fans still love her.
Mutt: Yeah, we'll see about that. After her match Saturday, we'll see if she can hang in the Grand Dragon!
Bishop: Starting off tonight, we have the debut of Championship Tag Team action in the GDWA and...Sam, where are you going?!
Mutt: Did you even bother to read your press release? Tag team matches aren't in my contract. I'm gonna go get a cold one while you get to know your tag team broadcast buddy. Here he comes now, see you later.
(Crowd boos as "Congo" Paul Roberts walks down the aisle to the broadcast table)
Bishop: "CONGO" PAUL ROBERTS?!! I thought that you would be long gone by now, seeing what Radhi Ananda did to you!
Congo: Go ahead and laugh, cur. All that ungrateful piece of trash did was help me renegotiate my contract with the GDWA. President Vessey felt I would help enhance the reputation that you and your colleagues have. A man of my bearing will do wonders for this federation!
Bishop: Of course. Fans, Spud McKenzie is in the middle of the ring now. We're ready for action. Here we go....
The Browne Girls vs. Strike
Spud: Wrestling fans...Let's Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!!!
(Fans cheer as horns go off & Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring.)
Spud: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit and is also THE FIRST GRAND DRAGON TAG TEAM BOUT!!!
(Crowd roars!! The PA crackles and "Brown Girl in the Ring" blasts through the arena)
Spud: Team number one, accompanied to the ring by Medusa Rage. At a combined weight of 280lbs. Sierra Browne and her sister, Indigo Browne; both ladies stand 5'10" and weigh 140lbs. They are THE BROWNE GIRLS!!
(The Browne Girls rush down the aisle to a chorus of cheers, slapping hands with the fans along the aisle and around the ring. Medusa Rage walks to ringside behind her team, completely focused)
Bishop: We saw Sierra Browne wrestle in single's competition a few shows back. She is a very exciting athlete and really gets the crowd behind her. Look at the way she's playing with the crowd while she and her sister bounce around the ring!
Congo: Mr. Bishop, we both know that professional wrestling is not a popularity contest. And if my memory serves me correctly, Ms. Browne lost that match against a lady who may just show up here at ringside tonight.
Bishop: Meaning Andrea Chandler of the Syndicate?
Congo: Yes, yes you dolt! The Syndicate is here simply to dominate, by force and by mind games. Chandler represents defeat to Sierra Browne. By having her out here, the Kingpin will demonstrate to the Browne girls that he has, and will, defeat them.
Spud: And, their opponents, accompanied to the ring by the Syndicate; the Kingpin, "The Legend" Micki Duran and Andrea Chandler...
(Mixed response from the crowd as Public Enemy's "Welcome to the Terrordome" floods the speakers)
Spud: First, standing 5'4" and weighing in at 122 lbs.; from Denver, Colorado; "Lethal" Liz Sinclair. Her partner, at 5'5" and 117lbs; from Quebec City, Quebec; Heidi Noelle Lenhart. Together, they are STRIKE!!
(The Syndicate move together in a mob down the aisle, alternately ignoring and smirking at the fans)
Bishop: Look at this. This is starting to become a problem, all these wrestlers showing up at matches that do not involve them. The GDWA officials need to do something about this!
Congo: Oh yeah, it's all fine when someone like Daisy Butterfly hides behind a gang of thugs, but when stablemates take an interest in a match and wish to cheer on their friends, it becomes a problem. Bishop, they should have sent you to the back and left Mr. Mutt out here!!
Bishop: Ummm, right. Anyhow, look at how these competitors stack up. On one hand we have the Browne sisters. They're practically identical at 5'10", these are two big girls. We know Sierra Browne is light on her feet, but supposedly, Indigo is the more agile of the two.
Congo: Their speed comes from their Caribbean training that they are so proud of. Over there, they wrestle a much faster game than you're used to seeing in the States. And their near-identical likeness will undoubtedly come into play as they will probably try to pull a switcheroo without a legal tag. Combine that with their big brute of a manager, the aptly named Medusa Rage, and you have the potential for some real rulebreaking.
Bishop: I don't think that their minds are quite as devious as yours. On the devious side of things, we have their opponents, Strike. They are the smaller team in the ring, but from what I've seen of them, they are quite the powerhouses!!
Congo: Correct. Some may say that the Browne Girls have a tactical advantage by being sisters, but I'd give that to Strike. These ladies, both former Olympic-caliber gymnasts, have performed alongside of and against each other, they know exactly what the other is capable of. They have formed a bond extending that of tag team partners. Couple that with an arsenal nearly as vicious as they are and you have the team to beat. These ladies are