Virgo defends the OWA TV Championship against Harvard Earl; Taleis battles the returning Adam Sanchez; Big Russ Gator takes on Stacks Coltrain and Gustaffson and Nightmare battle for a spot in the Press Your Luck tournament
Scenes from Crime Spree: Wendy’s chin hitting the bar; Mr. America falling from the roof; Harvard Earl spray painting Danny Bouchard; Freddy Fever getting the pinfall on Michelle Cox on pavement; and finally Traci Lane atop the ladder holding high the OWA Championship. The OWA Championship Wrestling logo comes on screen and shatters to a capacity crowd]
Ed: Welcome to OWA Championship Wrestling and Crime Spree goes down in history as the most violent night in professional wrestling! Rejoining the broadcast position this week is Biff Franklin, whose team lost at Crime Spree, however, you left a lasting impression on one Ricky Hype.
Biff: Bah. Who cares if that Stallion is a loser and can’t beat that runt Taleis. I had Ricky Hype screaming for mercy and I loved it! Being back in the ring was great! Of course, I’m now back in retirement, so you get the pleasure of my humor and wit.
Ed: Uh. Right. This week, we have four great matches for you. We’ll see the return of “The Enforcer” Adam Sanchez as hell take on the tough Taleis. Gustaffson returns to single action as he takes on Nightmare, in a Press Your Luck qualifying match. Stacks Coltrain will battle Big Russ Gator, and our new OWA TV Champion, Virgo will defend his title against Harvard Earl. Let’s go to ringside.
Taleis vs. Adam Sanchez
Announcer: This match is one fall. First, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 245 pounds, this is Taleis! And his opponent, making his OWA Championship Wrestling debut. He’s a former OWA Champion. This is “The Enforcer” Adam Sanchez!!
Ed: We got a quick look at Sanchez at Crime Spree where he made his debut. Taleis also successful at the PPV. Both are looking ahead to Press Your Luck and will be in qualifying matches next week for that tournament.
Biff: Well, Taleis has shown a bit of a mean streak in his last couple of matches. I think I’m going to like it. There’s the bell and there’s a lock up. Taleis goes for a punch, but Sanchez ducks and delivers an inverted atomic drop.
Ed: Sanchez with a rana and there’s a cover. one. t. Kickout by Taleis. Sanchez with a clothesline, but Taleis ducks and backdrops Sanchez out of the ring. Taleis with a senton splash on Sanchez out of the ring! Taleis throws Sanchez back into the ring, and follows him in.
Biff: Taleis with a spin kick, but Sanchez ducks and nails Taleis with a spinning headscissors. Sanchez with a belly to back suplex and a cover. one. two. Kickout by Taleis. Cross corner whip by Sanchez. He goes in after and goes for a monkey flip but Taleis blocks and Sanchez falls backwards on to his head.
Ed: Taleis goes to the top and lands a moonsault. one. two. Kickout by Sanchez. Taleis hits with an enzuigiri and then a springboard dropkick. cover. one. two. Taleis has his feet on the ropes and the ref sees it and makes him break.
Biff: Taleis is beefing with the ref on that one and Sanchez has pulled something from his tights. It’s a chain and he’s wrapping it around his hand. Taleis turns from the ref and Sanchez nails him with the chain! What a cheater! Cover. one. two. three!! I cannot believe that!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 12: 23, Adam Sanchez!
Ed: Sanchez with a win over Taleis. Let’s go to Myers Watterson and our first Press Your Luck report.
Press Your Luck Report
Myers: Welcome to your first Press Your Luck report. They’re dubbing it, “Seven Deadly Sins.. Press Your Luck will be held in Fresno California at the Selland Arena on June 22nd.
The main event will be for the OWA Championship. Current champion Traci Lane will defend her title against the number one contender, “The Disco Kid” Freddy Fever. Fever won his title shot with a victory over Michelle Cox, and Traci Lane regained her title at Crime Spree.
Another match signed for Press Your Luck is being called “The Seven Deadly Sins” match. It’ll pit former-Femme Monica Brant against “The Wild Child” Wendy Ryker in a seven stipulations, best of seven falls match. Here’s how it’ll work. Monica Brant and Wendy Ryker will alternately pick six stipulation for the match and the OWA Commissioner will pick the seventh. That’s one stipulation for each fall. The first fall could be Coal Miner’s Glove match, a Hair vs. Hair match, a steel cage match. It makes no difference. The first person to win four falls will be declared the winner.
Now, the thrust of Press Your Luck is the Press Your Luck tournament. Here is how this tournament works:
16 names are put into a barrel. The barrel is rolled, and then two names are taken from the barrel and put into a second barrel. Those names will not be revealed. The names in the second barrel are for those advancing to the second round. Then, two more names are drawn and announced. Those two will wrestle. The loser is out of the tournament. The winner will then flip a coin. If the coin lands on heads, then the wrestler is advanced to round two, and two more names are drawn. If the coin is tails, then an another name is drawn as an opponent for the winning party and they’ll have to wrestle a second first round match. There is no limit on how many times you can wrestle in a single round. If a person is unlucky enough, they could wrestle 15 matches in the first round. Of course, if they were to do that, they’d win the tournament. Once all wrestlers names have been drawn, then we advance to round two.
Again, two names will be drawn and set aside, advancing to the next round. And we continue as we did in round one. When all names are drawn, we continue the process, without setting aside names in each round after the second. When there is only one person left in the tournament, then they will be declared the winner.
The winner of the tournament automatically goes to the main event in our August PPV to face the OWA Champion.
Two men have already qualified for that match. Asian Invasion and Diamond Brett Robbins. There’s a match later tonight between Gustaffson and Nightmare, and three qualifiers next week. On Tuesday, Adam Sanchez will take on Big Russ Gator. On Thursday, Taleis will take on Shogun, and on next Sunday, Mariko will take on Crimson Scorpion. Winners advance, losers do not.
That’s all for the Press Your Luck report this week. I’ll be back next week with more info on the card.
PYL Qualifier: Nightmare vs. Gustaffson
Announcer: This match is one fall and is a qualifying match for the Press Your Luck tournament. First coming down the aisle, weighing in at 287 pounds. This is Nightmare! And his opponent. Coming down the aisle, standing 7’2” and weighing 367 pounds. This is the giant, Gustaffson!
Ed: Nightmare was chosen to replace an injured Johnny Blades, who is still recovering from Crime Spree. Nightmare off the bat attacks Gustaffson before the bell.
Biff: That’s what he’s going to have to do. Nightmare off the ropes, but Gustaffson plants him with a clothesline. Gustaffson lifts him up and nails him with a chokeslam.
Ed: Gustaffson has Nightmare in big trouble and he nails the Drop Piledriver! Cover. one. two. three!! He advances that quickly!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 2: 03, advancing to Press Your Luck, Gustaffson!
Ed: We had an Anthony Hazard segment we were going to show you at this time, however, the OWA Commissioner was very strict about Hazard’s two week suspension and will not allow it to be shown during this broadcast.
Biff: Bah! That Commissioner is starting to get on my nerves.
Ed: Let’s go down to ringside.
Big Russ Gator vs. Stacks Coltrain
Announcer: This match is one fall. First, being accompanied to the ring by Masked Plague and Pooh. Weighing in at 265 pounds. This is Big Russ Gator!
Big Russ hits the ring and takes the announcer’s mic]
Big Russ: Cut that music, I gots somethins I wants to get off my chest. First off, Mr. America you pansy. I knows you hears tonight, and ifins I catch you back stage I’m gonna knock the ass clean off your back
Big Russ spits dip into the middle of the ring]
Big Russ: Secondly, why the hell do we got that there two bit slut for a champion havin ol Scotty the Renegade “I just wish Mr. America would give me some more of his corny advice” kissin up to her so damn much. I mean, it bad enough that we gots to see her breakin in to zoos and harrasin endangered species like thems tiger.
Big Russ Gator blows his nose in his hand, then wipes it off on a turnbuckle]
Big Russ: And lastly this Stacks Coltrain I gots to fight today, what the hell is that? Am I’se gonna be fightin a rassler or a damn bottle of cheap liquor? Oh yeah, thems that hussy that helped cheat MP Inc. out of the 6 man tag championship. We’ll sister, you just gonna have to get beat on tonight, cause Scorp ain’t respect you, Kodiak ain’t respect ya, and I sure as hell ain’t respect ya. So bring that little narrow ass of yours up here in this rang, so I can kick it around for a few minutes. Then I’m gonna take five minutes off for a smoke, then kick it again! So come on sister, its Gator time!
Russ drops the mic and the announcer picks it up]
Announcer: And his opponent.
As Stacks and Monty steps through the curtains, Mr. America and Tom Tomorrow come through as well and nail them with chairs. From the other side of the arena, Taleis hits the ring with a chair and nails Big Russ Gator. Masked Plague enters the ring and gets hit by the chair too. Taleis grabs Pooh and beats on Masked Plague with it. Mr. America slides Stacks into the ring and hits Stacks with diving shoulderblock. Mr. America levels Big Russ with