The Final Battle: Amazon Woman vs. Freddy Fever (Part 5)

Posted Dec 29, 1996Updated Aug 11, 2026Original source
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where she left him. She turns and begins to run back to where she left the casket and as she goes around the corner, Fever throws some liquid in her face and she screams. "That's hot coffee! Freddy Fever is a despicable human being, Biff Franklin." "Freddy Fever is fighting for his career here in the OWA. There are no rules." 

Amazon Woman staggers around blindly when Fever kicks her in the gut again and then looks like he's going to brainbuster her again, but she drops to her knees and low blows him! "That's cheating!" Biff cries fowl as Ed responds, "She's fighting for her career too!" She gives him two more crotch shots before he finally falls over, face red as he holds his groin, crying out.  She staggers to her feet and walks over, grabbing some napkins and wiping that coffee from her face and she sees a popcorn card plugged in and she grabs the plug, pulling it from the wall and she begins to roll the card towards Fever and as he manages to get to his feet, she rams it right into him as glass and popcorn fly everywhere! "How much more can they do to each other?" Ed screams out as Fever tries to get away from the hot popcorn and runs right into the arms of Amazon Woman who lifts him onto her shoulder and gets a running start and powerslams him hard onto the tiled floor. "There's no give on that floor, Biff Franklin!"  

Both wrestlers lie there for a few moments as they catch their breath. "Amazon Woman needs to get Fever in that casket if she is going to keep her job," Biff notes as she slowly starts to rise from on top of Fever. Both wrestlers are still bleeding here from the forehead, as she walks over and tries to pick up a table, before realizing that it's attached to the floor. "Out of nowhere, Freddy Fever just bulldogged Amazon Woman onto that table!" The table breaks in two as a piece of it falls to the floor.  

Fever picks up a piece of that broken table and slams it down on the back of Amazon Woman, over and over again. Fever turns around and picks up one of the nearby chairs and he throws it hard against a window that overlooks the parking lot below. The glass splinters and spider webs but doesn't shatter. "He wouldn't dare," Ed chimes in, "That has to be about 30 feet down." Fever walks over and pulls Amazon to her feet and whips her into the glass. "I guess he would," cries Biff as the window bends with her weight but doesn't break.  Fever motions for his superkick, "He's going to kick her through the window!" He kicks and she moves and his foot goes right through the glass and he loses his bearing and falls, now hanging by his feet as blood begins to trickle down his leg. 

Amazon Woman is lying on the ground, trying to catch her breath as Fever is struggling to free himself as he dangles from the hole he created in that window. She slowly gets to her feet and picks up a steel chair and begins to wail on the helpless Fever with it. "She's going to murder him," Biff screams into the microphone as Amazon finally tosses the chair to the side.  She walks over and picks up one of the t-shirts from a stand and wipes the blood from her face and tosses the rag aside now. 

She walks over and tugs that casket closer to where he is before she grabs him by the arms and pulls him free of the window. She walks around and picks up both legs and just stomps on his groin as his eyes get wide and he groans out loud. A couple of more stomps before she releases his legs and he rolls over onto his side and curls up. She grabs him by what hair he has left and pulls him to his feet and heaves him up and drops him into the casket. She starts to push it towards an entrance. "Amazon Woman is going to win this," Ed cries out as Biff screams, "C'mon Freddy!" 

As she gets close, the referee opens the door for her and she turns the casket to push it out when the lid of the casket pops open, the lid blocking the casket from going out of the door.  She moves around to try and close it but when she lifts it up, Fever slams it back down on the top of her head.  He crawls out and lands hard on the floor. "Oh, thank God," Biff prays as Fever reaches for her hair. As he does, she reaches up and jabs a thumb into is eye. 

Amazon Woman grabs Fever's hand and whips him, but he reverses it and she goes flying into a merchandise table and shirts and collectables go flying as Fever stumbles off down the hall. She crawls out from the rubble and gets to her feet and asks, "Where'd he go?!" Someone points in the direction where Fever went and she staggers after him. The camera follows her until she gets to a set of stairs, "Where is he," she demands and suddenly Fever runs into the picture but she side steps him and pushes him down a flight of concrete steps and he tumbles to the bottom. Biff screams into his mic, "Freddy Fever is dead! He doesn't have to worry about retirement, she just killed him!" Ed is silent for a moment, "You may very well be right," he says in a solemn voice as Amazon Woman uses the handrail to get down the steps, taking each step gingerly. 

"This battle is taking everything out of these two competitors," Ed states the obvious, as she walks over to the unmoving Fever and pulls him to his feet. She whips him into a shelf that has numerous cans of paint and as Fever crashes into it, he falls down and the shelf tips over and all of the cans fall onto the prone body of the heel. Biff is beside himself, "I have never seen anything like this in my life. How much more can these two take?" "Biff Franklin, we are approaching the one hour mark of this match and I don't think I've ever seen two competitors fight at this level for so long in my life," Ed adds as Amazon approaches Fever and he hits her under the chin with a can of paint and she slumps to the ground before turning and starting to crawl up the stairs. 

Fever gently gets to his feet and begins to stomp on paint cans until one of them pops open and green paint begins to leak onto the ground and he picks up the can and just douses her with that green paint. Ed just can't take it, "Oh my God, that paint is everywhere. Wait a second, what's Fever doing now? He wouldn't dare!" Fever has taken another can of paint and lifts it high in the air as if he's going to bash in her head, but as he moves towards her, his foot slips on paint and he takes a fall and the can drops on top of him instead.  Amazon Woman's slow crawl brings her to the top of the stairs as she tries to get the paint from eyes. 

Fever at the bottom of the stairs has pushed himself up to a seated position and the slowly to his feet. Amazon Woman's eyes glance up and she gets to her feet as well and walks over to the fire hose on the wall and begins to uncoil it from the spindle. As she reaches for the control, Fever sees what she has in mind and he holds up his hands, "Don't do this..." he pleads, but she turns the crank and water shoots out and hits Fever full force, sending him back down the stairs. "But she can't seem to control the hose. She has the strength but not the weight," Ed notes as suddenly the hose is out of her grip and flailing about, spraying everything and everyone in the immediate area. "What a mess!" Water and green paint is everywhere. Workers rush over to turn off the water as Amazon Woman lies on the ground, panting as she tries to catch her breath.  

The camera moves to look down the stairs and Freddy Fever is up and using the handrail to make his way back up the stairs. As he gets to the top, he suddenly ducks as a chair comes out of nowhere and it crashes into the wall and he charges and spears Amazon Woman against a wall. As she rests there, he walks over and takes the casket and just rams it against her, squishing her against the wall. He pulls it back and charges in again, squashing her against the wall one more time.  This time he pulls it back and walks over and superkicks her right in the chin and the back of her head goes through the drywall, leaving a hole as she finally slumps to the ground. 

He walks over and with much effort, picks her up and drops her into the casket and without closing the lid, begins to push her towards the exit and as he gets there, her hand is seen grasping the edge of the casket and he walks around and climbs into the casket himself. "What the hell is Fever doing," Biff asks as Fever

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