The OWA vs. LAW five on five elimination tag match; OWA Champion Executioner defends against North American Champ Monica Brant; LAW Champion Zodiac defends against Tundra; OWA TV Champion Mariko defends against Miguel Thunder; The Professional goes for the LAW TV Championship battling champion Big Russ Gator; OWA Tag Team Champions Brawlers Inc take on former champions the Chiefs; LAW International Champion Venus defends against Masked Plague
{Scene opens up deep in space. a spaceship with OWA on the side zooms by then another spaceship with LAW zooms by the view focuses in on planet Earth and zooms in. there appears to be a war. lots of gunfire and explosions and the. one final explosion that fills the whole screen. with the words coming up. “OWA vs. LAW: Behind Enemy Lines!” Scene fades to a jam packed outside arena}
Ed Bagel: Welcome to the Orange County Fairgrounds in San Bernadine, California. We have over 17,000 screaming fans here to witness the clash of a lifetime. The wrestlers of Live Action Wrestling taking on the wrestlers of the Online Wrestling Alliance. Joining me for this broadcast is none other than LAW’s J-man.
(J-man’s music comes alive and he walks in from the back, taking his place next to Ed )
J-man: How’s it going! This is some crowd, come to see LAW kick some OWA ass!
Ed: We have a ton of action and an unprecedented six titles on the line, plus a battle royal and that big main event. Team OWA vs. Team LAW, a tag team elimination match.
J-man: And like I said, it’s time for the OWA to get their asses kicked by the far superior team from LAW.
Ed: We have three other broadcast teams for tonight’s card, they ‘ll be announcing the separate OWA and LAW matches, while J-man and I will have the honor of calling the OWA vs. LAW matches.
J-man: As should be considering I’m the best color man in the business and you’re, well. I’m not sure what you are.
Ed: Ahh yeah right if we’re ready to start things off then let’s go down to ringside for our first match, and to our colleagues Dave Rose and Henry Vinton.
LAW TV Title Contender’s Match: Cyanide vs. Mosher
Dave Rose: Thanks guys. Up first is a match to decide the next challenger for the Live Action Wrestling Television Championship.
Henry Vinton: Why in the world would anyone want that piece of junk? The World Title, sure. The International Title, ok, but why the TV title? The UCW retired that belt since it was so useless.
Dave Rose: Well, there has been talk of bringing a cruiserweight Championship in to replace the TV title, but I don’t think LAW has enough cruiserweights for that yet.
Henry Vinton: Whatever.
Announcer: (“Don’t Fear the Reaper”, by Blue Oyster Cult starts up.) Making his way to the ring. Along with his manager “The Rock” Drake Erich. At 6’3”, 251 lbs., here is Cyanide!
Dave Rose: Cyanide is a very talented individual, although his tactics have alleviated him from almost all his former allies.
Henry Vinton: He turned his back on the Underground. Probably the stupidest thing he’s ever done.
Announcer: And his opponent. (The music fades into “Weenie Beenie”, by the Foo Fighters.) At 6’4”, 265 pounds, here is Mosher, accompanied by Masked Plague.
Dave Rose: Mosher was to defend the TV title against the Professional, but he was defeated by Big Russ, and is now trying for a shot at regaining his title. And Cyanide attacks The Mosher before the bell! Cyanide goes for the Diamond Cutter, but The Mosher counters it with a throw-off, and now takes him down with a flying headscissors.
Henry Vinton: Cyanide blocks an attempt at an inside cradle, and nails him with a clawhold. I’ll bet anything that Retro taught him that.
Dave Rose: Mosher reaches the ropes after 5 seconds, but Cyanide grabs a leg. Texas
Cloverleaf!
Henry Vinton: Cyanide drags him away from the ropes, and has Mosher locked in there pretty we’ll in the middle of the ring.
Dave Rose: Mosher finally manager to break the hold, and hits a backbreaker! Cyanide gets to his feet, but another spinning headscissors sends him right back down. Mosher’s stalking Cyanide, waiting for him to get back up. A DDT attempt, but Cyanide counters it with a backdrop but Mosher turns it into a sunset flip!
Henry Vinton: Mosher with a handful of tights, and Here’s the count. One, two. The ref sees it. He’s calling for the bell!
Dave Rose: Referee saw Mosher with the illegal wedgie-hold, and quickly called for the DQ.
Henry Vinton: What a moron.
Announcer: Your winner, in 1: 32, as a result of a disqualification. Cyanide!
Dave Rose: Let’s head over to the OWA Broadcast crew consisting of Shelly Marks and Biff Franklin.
Hangman’s Noose Match: Chaos vs. Stacks Coltrain
Shelly: Thanks. I’m Shelly Marks along with Biff.
Biff: “The Voice” Biff Franklin! Glad to be a part of this historic, yet one-sided PPV.
Shelly: One sided??
Biff: Surely you don t think that LAW stands a chance against the OWAers?
Shelly: Well. I think that both teams have a rough night ahead of them. We have a Hangman’s Noose match coming right up. Let’s go to the ring announcer for the introductions.
Announcer: This match is one fall. It is a Hangman’s Noose match. The object is to put the noose around your opponent’s neck and throw them over the top rope. Their feet must touch the ground. Now introducing the competitors. Making her way down to ringside, accompanied to the ring by Shogun. She weighs in at 185 pounds. She is the former OWA Champion. Here is Stacks Coltrain!!!!
Shelly: The fans may not like Stacks all that much, but they surely like her better than her opponent.
Biff: Who cares?!
Announcer: And her opponent. He weighs in at 275 pounds. He has one victory over his opponent tonight. Here is Chaos!!!!
Biff: A lot of people consider his win over Stacks at Halloween Horror a fluke. It was a strap match, picked by the Wheel of Torture and he had to choke her out to get the win. We‘ll find out tonight.
Shelly: This match is underway. Stacks attacks Chaos before the bell. She nails him with a kick as he entered the ring. She’s going for a quick win here as she tries to put that noose around his neck. Chaos fights back with a European uppercut and a savate kick that slows the former champion.
Biff: Chaos is too big. I don t think she can get him over the top, even if she does get the noose around the neck. I suppose we should tell all the blood mongers out there that the noose is long and will easily go to the floor. The OWA is not looking to snap a neck here.
Shelly: Good point. Chaos throws Stacks over the top rope and to the floor. He follows her out and whips her into the guardrail. No. Reversal by Stacks sends Chaos in. Savate kick by Coltrain. She throws Chaos back into the ring and nails him with a spinning DDT.
Biff: Stacks pushes Chaos into the corner with the noose and tries to put that noose around his neck. Chaos rakes the eyes and chokes Stacks with that noose. Chaos with a huge powerbomb and Stacks is hurt She’s probably ripe for the pickings at this point.
Shelly: Looks like Chaos is reading your mind. He wraps that noose around the neck of Stacks and tries to throw her out of the ring, but Stacks just grabs onto the corner. Chaos looks frustrated and executes a neck snap. Backbreaker by Chaos and he’s going to go for it again.
Biff: He’s got the noose around her neck and he dumps her over!!
Shelly: Wait! She didn’t hit the floor. She’s up on the ring apron and Chaos thinks he’s the winner. What’s Stacks doing? She’s wrapping that noose around the corner. Shortening the length of rope.
Biff: She wants to put him out, like he put her out for a couple week after the last PPV!
Shelly: The referee finally gets word to Chaos that he’s NOT won this match. He sees Stacks and charges over. Stacks nails him with a chair!!! Stacks is back in the ring and she’s got the noose around his neck and she throws him over the top rope but Chaos cannot touch the ground!!
Biff: Stupid!! She’s stupid. She cannot win the match if his feet don t touch the ground!!! I think Chaos is unconscious! His face is turning blue. We need to get someone down here to get him out
Shelly: This match is not over! Stacks is untying the noose from the corner post and Chaos slumps to the floor. There’s the bell.
Announcer: The winner of this match in 11: 03, is Stacks Coltrain!
Shelly: They’re putting Chaos on a stretcher and helping him out. I’m sure Stacks feels a bit better now about things.
Biff: Hmph. She should be locked up for attempted murder! Do we have another match or what?
Shelly: We sure do. Let’s go to ringside for the announcement.
2 of 3 Falls: Asian Invasion vs. Johnny Fate
Announcer: Our next match is the best 2 of three falls with special stipulations to be announced. Before we announce those stipulations. Let’s bring out the two competitors. First. He weighs in at 230 pounds he’s from Asia. Here’s Asian Invasion!
Shelly: Here come two members of the Plague. This should be interesting. The normally outspoken Johnny Fate has not been seen or heard of since last week’s tag team match against the Extremists. In fact, a rumor has circulated that Fate is no longer in the OWA.
Biff: Let me tell you something about Johnny Fate. He’s the single biggest coward in all of the OWA. No. make that all of professional wrestling! He‘ll never show.
Announcer: And his opponent. Being led to the ring by his tag team partner, Mack Truck. He weighs in at 245 pounds. Here is Johnny Fate!!!
Shelly: A different look from Johnny Fate. He’s wearing very grunge-looking clothes and his face is painted completely white!