Ed: Now what is Fever doing? He’s going into his tights.. and... what the hell is that... he’s putting something inside his taped thumb... he pulls up Brant and uses a side headlock and... OH MY! He just nailed Brant in the throat with a karate thumb.. but there was something inside that tape...
Biff: It’s NO DQ! Cover by Fever... one... two... three!!!!
Announcer: Winner of this match in 20: 39, Freddy Fever!
Ed: Here comes Gustaffson... he’s not happy at all, but Fever makes a break for it... Here come some of the other Femme... s... Elaine Bryant is at ringside... Traci Lane, Consuelo Salyards, Mariko.. and Gus are helping out Monica back to the locker room... I hope there are no serious injuries to her throat...
Biff: Who cares?! Fever won the match... there was no DQ and he did what he had to do to win that match...
Ed: As the Femme’s help Monica to the locker room, let’s go to Elaine Bryant at ringside with Rachel Ryan...
Rachel Ryan
Elaine: Rachel... you saw that antics of... *scream* (From the audience a large man comes out with his chair and nails Rachel over the head... he keeps on slamming her until she’s out... he looks at Elaine and grabs the mic... )
GRAVEL: (Grinning and laughing) Yeah, That’s right... bush league just kicked "The Enforcer’s little hiney! I told you I got no problems with the OWA... until ya’ll decided to open your trap... NOW we got a problem... So, you want a piece of the man who’s takin... it to YOU, then you come to LAW.. and I’ll kick your ass, little girl... (Gravel is outta there as the Femme’s finally find out what’s going on... they run from the back, but the damage is done)
Ed: (very solemn) Um... let’s go... to something other than this...
Tara Quinn
Tara Quinn: HI EVERYONE!!!! (From a static buzz, “Harley” Tara Quinn appears on the screen in a startling close-up. The camera pans back and flips around to reveal Tara supposedly... standing... on the ceiling of a somewhat gaudy apartment, held in place by two slipper like notches. She is obviously a little too excited for her, and everyone else... s, own good.)
Tara Quinn: I am SOOOO looking forward to my first match!! I’ll bet you all just can’t wait to see me in action!
(She does a backflip out of the bindings and turns around to face the camera)
Tara Quinn: Not that I blame you, I’m sure It’ll be quite a match! So I know I’ll see ALL your smiling faces, right? Good.
(Almost managing to keep still, she looks straight into the camera and tries to look serious through a hideously grinning mask)
Tara Quinn: And I’d just like to apologize in advance for anything and everything I do to my opponent. No hard feelings, right?! Great!! That’s about all I have to say though so you can go now. Bye!!
(A couple seconds pass)
Tara Quinn: Hey, I said I was done now! Turn that off!
Camera guy: Uh... Me?
Tara Quinn: Yea!
(Tara starts pushing the cameraman towards the door)
Tara Quinn: Bye Now!!
(The scene cuts off abruptly)
Ed: We’re back... they’re taking Rachel out on a stretcher and to a waiting ambulance... she doesn’t appear to be bleeding, but she’s not moving much either.
Biff: Look... I don’t like Rachel all that much.. but... those LAW guys are starting to get on my nerves...
Ed: We’ve got a world title match left... let’s go down to ringside for this encounter...
OWA Championship: Executioner vs. Stacks Coltrain
Announcer: This match is one fall. It’s for the OWA Championship. First, coming to ringside... the challenger... she’s accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty... she weighs in at 185 pounds. She’s the former OWA Champion... here is Stacks Coltrain!!! And her opponent is the OWA Champion... he’s accompanied to the ring by Freddy Fever... he weighs in at 230 pounds... here is The Executioner!!
Ed: Here we go... this is for the OWA Championship. Lockup... Executioner with a whip.. but Stacks comes off and nails him with a clothesline... Stacks with a whip... reversal by Executioner send Stacks into the corner.. but Stacks flies out with an elbow...
Biff: Former champion Stacks has it going her way here... She goes for a piledriver, but Executioner counters with a backdrop... Executioner with a drop kick... he follows it up with a chokehold!... one... two... three... he breaks the choke.. and pulls Stacks to her feet and nails her with an elbowsmash...
Ed: Executioner throws Stacks over the top rope and to the floor... he follows her out.. and whips her into the guardrail... she stumbles towards him.. and OH MY... powerslam on the floor by Executioner... he rolls her back into the ring and cover... one... two... kickout by Stacks.
Biff: Executioner with a whip... he goes for a backdrop, but Stacks comes off the ropes and nails him with a DDT... Stacks off the ropes... she missing with a clothesline and flies over the top to the floor... Executioner rolls out...
Ed: Executioner lifts her up.. and he’s going to powerbomb her... through the table!!! Oh my! He pulls her up and whips her into the guardrail... no! Stacks reverses the whip sending Executioner into the railing. Stacks with a Backspin DDT on the floor!
Biff: Stacks is on fire... as she rams the head of Executioner into the ringsteps.. and the champion is busted open! Stacks rolls him into the ring.. and goes to the top... kneedrop by the challenger... cover... one... two... thr... Kickout by Executioner!
Ed: Stacks pulls him up.. and sets him up... tombstone piledriver! cover. one... two... t... kickout by Executioner... Stacks with a flying legdrop... cover... one... two... kickout by Executioner.. and Freddy Fever is looking a bit anxious over there...
Biff: Hey... he’s keeping pretty quiet over there... Stacks goes to the top.. but Executioner is up... he nails her in the stomach.. and she straddles the top turnbuckle... Executioner with a belly to belly superplex.. and cover... one... two... thr... kickout by Stacks...
Ed: Executioner with a Northern Lights Suplex... one... two three!!! Executioner retains the title!
Biff: Ha! Like there could be any other conclusion!
Ed: We’re out of time for this week!! Next week, it’ll be Mariko defending the OWA TV Championship against Amazon Woman... plus the debuts of Tara Quinn and Billy Smith! So long for now!