OWA Champion Executioner defends against former stablemate and former champion Stacks Coltrain; North American Champion Monica Brant defends against Johnny Stallion; Freddy Fever battles Gustaffson in a No-DQ match
Commish: On the 29th, Amazon Woman and Freddy Fever will go into their "Final Battle"... on the 30th, one of these two will no longer be able to wrestle for the OWA.
Ed: Welcome to OWA Championship Wrestling... I’m Ed Bagel and this is "The Voice" Biff Franklin...
Biff: The Final Battle? Are you kidding me? Freddy Fever is going to rid the OWA of that battle wench Amazon Woman once and for all.
Ed: You've been here long enough to know what Amazon Woman can do in the ring. December is a great month to be a fan of the OWA, but let's talk about tonight...
Biff: Tonight I will show Johnny Fate for the fake and the phony that he is. That’s right tonight it’ll be Johnny Fate stepping into the "Voice Box".
Ed: Also, tonight... we have three championship matches... Executioner will defend the OWA Championship against former champion Stacks Coltrain. This is her first match back since her neck injury at the hands of Chaos, during Halloween Horror. Also tonight, Monica Brant will defend her North American title against the man she took the title from, Johnny Stallion. If both retain their title, they’ll be going against each other at Behind Enemy Lines.
Biff: Also... the TV Championship will be decided as Mariko defends against Asian Invasion. Plus! The big NO DQ match between Freddy Fever and Gustaffson!
Ed: Before we start tonight’s card... let’s go to the OWA Commissioner who is ready to announce the team who will represent the OWA at Behind Enemy Lines
Commissoner
OWA Commissioner: Thanks! At this time, I’d like to announce that the team that will represent the OWA at Behind Enemy Lines were picked by their peers. And now the announcement. Former OWA Champion Anthony Hazard, Former OWA Champion Traci Lane, Former OWA Champion Pretty Boy Monty, Former OWA Champion Amazon Woman and last but not least, Former OWA Champion Freddy Fever. This is the team for the OWA at Behind Enemy Lines. Thanks for your time!
Ed: Holy cow!!! Amazon Woman and Freddy Fever on the same team for Behind Enemy Lines... who'd have thought...
Biff: Hey... if I was Freddy, I’d watch my back... any of these four would love to stab him in the back!
Ed: With that announcement, let’s go to Myers Watterson and the PPV Report!
Behind Enemy Lines/Holiday in Hell Update
Myers: This is Myers Watterson for your Behind Enemy Lines/Holiday In Hell update!
That’s right... before we get to Holiday in Hell, we’re going Behind Enemy Lines with Live Action Wrestling! If you don’t know, the OWA has begun funding LAW as a training ground for its future stars, however... those in LAW do not seem too happy about that fact. Therefore... it’s a joint PPV... headlining the card will be a “Team OWA” vs. “Team LAW” 5 person elimination tag match.
We now know that team OWA consists of Anthony Hazard, Traci Lane, Freddy Fever, Amazon Woman and Pretty Boy Monty. Next week, we’ll know who will be on Team LAW.
Also on the card, it’s the OWA Champion vs. the North American Champion as Executioner defends his title against Monica Brant.
And a rematch from Halloween Horror, as OWA TV Champion Mariko will battle Miguel Thunder.
Also signed for December 1st, Asian Invasion will battle Johnny Fate in a best 2 of 3 falls match. Prior to the match, a coin will be tossed and the winner of the coin toss will pick the stipulations for the first fall. The opponent will pick the stipulations for the second fall. And if it comes to a third fall, the winner of the coin toss will be able to select different stipulations for the remaining fall.
Also scheduled, Consuelo Salyards will battle Jetstream.
And the OWA Tag Team Championship will be on the line as Brawlers Inc. take on The Chiefs in a rematch from Halloween Horror.
On the LAW side: The LAW Championship will be on the line, with stipulations that you must win with your finisher... It’ll be LAW Champion Zodiac (with his finisher “The Equinox”) vs. Tundra (with his finisher “The Frostbite”)
Also, new International Champion "Venus" will defend his title against Gravel.
We’ll have more on this event next week. Let’s move to December 22nd and it’ll be a Holiday In Hell in the OWA.
First, OWA Champion Executioner will defend the title against Wheel of Torture winner, Traci Lane inside a steel cage.
The remainder of the card will be a 4 person tag team tournament. There will be 8 teams. The first round will be normal 8 wrestler tag matches. The second round will be elimination tag matches with only the survivors advancing to the finals which will be a War Games match! Here are some teams:
Team Plague: Captain Freddy Fever, The Chiefs and Asian Invasion
Team Family: Captain Pretty Boy Monty, Rainbow Warrior, Jetstream, & Shogun
Team Elite: Captain Anthony Hazard, The Shocker, and the Extremists
Team Femme: Captain Rachel Ryan, Consuelo Salyards, Mariko & Gustaffson
Team Fate: Captain Johnny Fate, Mack Truck, & Brawlers Inc. (Sabin Figaro/MegaDiesel)
And this team is just announced for Holiday In Hell:
Team Fashion: Captain North American Champion Monica Brant, Amazon Woman, Stacks Coltrain and newcomer Tara Quinn.
That’s all we have for the PPV report this week... I’ll have more news on BOTH cards, next week, including the entire rundown for Behind Enemy Lines, and another team for Holiday In Hell. Back to ringside.
North American Championship: Monica Brant vs. Johnny Stallion
Announcer: This match is one fall... it is for the North American Championship. First, the challengers.., weighing in at 275 pounds... coming to ringside with his tag team partner, Mike Mustang... here is Johnny Stallion! And his opponent... she weighs in at 167 pounds... she hails from Toronto, Canada... she’s the current North American champion... being led to the ring by Gustaffson... here is "Misty" Monica Brant!
Ed: Here’s our first championship match of the night... this is a rematch from Hardcore Heaven and at ringside, Mike Mustang as well as Gustaffson, who’ll be in a NO DQ match later on with Freddy Fever. We have a lock up and quickly, Johnny Stallion with a rake of the eyes...
Biff: Stallion with a takeover suplex... Stallion with a whip into the turnbuckle and Stallion follows in with a devastating clothesline... Russian legsweep by Stallion and cover... one... two... kickout by Brant... the challenger is off to a roaring start here this week...
Ed: Monica is going to have to get back into the match... she may have looked ahead to her world title match with Executioner.. but Stallion is the former North American Champion... Stallion with a whip... he goes for a Frankensteiner, but Brant just drops him on his head with a powerbomb!
Biff: The champion catches him with a backflip cradle... one... two... kickout by Stallion... suplex by Brant.. and she picks up Stallion and put him on the turnbuckle... what do we have here... superplex by the champion... cover... one... two... kickout by Stallion.
Ed: Brant off the ropes, but Stallion catches her and slam her down with a side suplex... Stallion sets her up.. and nails her with a belly to back suplex... Stallion pulls her up and...
Biff: Here we go... new champion... TOMBSTONE... cover... one... two... thre... kickout?!? How... d she kick out of that!!! Stallion is signaling for the Stallionkick... he whips... she ducks the kick.. and Fashion Statement... the cobra sleeper!!!...
Ed: Mustang is up on the apron, but Gustaffson pulls him down and clotheslines him to the floor! Referee checks Stallion... one... two... three!!... It’s over...
Announcer: Winner of the match and still North American Champion, Monica Brant! Match time: 17: 34.
Billy Smith
Ed: Let’s hear from newcomer to the OWA, Billy Smith!
Billy Smith: I am tired hearing about how LAW is going to kick our asses. Personally I hate the word LAW, it brings up bad memories. But anyway, you want a war, you got one. People don’t call me Billy "Bad Ass" Smith for letting people chump me. Whenever we face you I will make sure that I send some of your best punks to the hospital. So, whenever you want it , come and get it.
Xyz vs. Joe B. Jobber
Announcer: This match is one fall. First introducing, weighing in at 250 pounds... from Loserville... here is Joe B. Jobber! And his opponent... from parts unknown.., weighing in at 264 pounds... here is XYZ!
Ed: We’re seeing the first from Xyz in the ring... he’s taking on the very informidible Joe. B. Jobber... who’s been getting a lot of action recently in the OWA. Lock up.. and Xyz just tosses Jobber over the top rope...
Biff: Jobber tries to nail him with a clothesline, but Xyz quickly ducks down... German suplex by Xyz on the floor... Xyz rolls Jobber back into the ring. Clothesline by Xyz... crosscorner whip sends Jobber to the corner turnbuckle.. and Xyz follows in with a nice handspring elbow...
Ed: Xyz rolls him over.. and applies the Scorpion deathlock.. and Jobber quickly submits...
Biff: I’m outta here... I got a "Voice Box" to do!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 5: 23, Xyz!
The Voice Box: Johnny Fate
Biff: Ladies and Gentlemen... welcome to the "Voice Box"... normally on this show I have guests who I respect and like and even think they’re great wrestlers, however this week... I don’t! This week... my guest is Johnny Fate! (Johnny Fate walks out with the music "Epic" by Faith No More playing. He has his Fate Pipe in one hand, and with the other he’s slapping hands