Elaine: Alrighty!
(The wheel spins. and spins. and spins. until.)
Chain Match!
Shelly: There you have it. back to you, Ed and Biff!
WoT Semi Final: Chain Match: Amazon Woman vs. Chaos
Announcer: This match is one fall and is a semifinal match in the Wheel of Torture match. This will be a chain match. Both competitors are bound together by a chain. Pinfall is the only way to win this match. And now the competitors: First, with a win over Consuelo Salyards in the second round, weighing in at 165 pounds. here is Amazon Woman! And her opponent, with wins over The Shocker and Stacks Coltrain, weighing in at 301 pounds, here is Chaos!
Ed: Okay. they’re securing the chain to each contestant. the idea of a chain match is to beat down your opponent so you can pin them. There’s no DQ and no countouts. only pinfalls or submissions count in this match. Chaos quickly nails Amazon Woman with a clothesline and begins to choke her down with the chain, but Amazon Woman reaches up and wraps the chain around the neck of Chaos and flips him over in a snap mare sort of move.
Biff: Amazon wraps that chain around her fist and begins to pound Chaos in the forehead and it doesn’t take long for Chaos to be busted wide open. whip by Amazon Woman and she clotheslines him with that chain!
Ed: Cover. one. two. kickout by Chaos. Chaos uses the chain to trip Amazon and quickly he on her back and he’s got sort of a camel clutch, only the chain is around her throat and he’s pulling back on it. the referee is asking for a submission here. but she won’t give it up.
Biff: Amazon slowly gets to her feet and flips Chaos over onto his back and she stomps on his nose. she tries to catch her breath, but Chaos is to his feet, wiping blood from his face. he charges in with that chain, and Amazon moves out of the way and whips Chaos with the chain.
Ed: She wraps the chain around his neck and. oh my. she powerbombs him on that chain! Cover. one. two. three!! Amazon Woman advances to the finals!
Announcer: Winner of the match, in 15: 33, advancing to the finals. Amazon Woman!
Biff: Chaos might be hurt. he’s being helped from the ring. but this is a brutal tournament.
Ed: Let’s go to Elaine and Shelly for the final spin.
Elaine: Thanks guys. there are two matches left. and Shelly’s going to spin the wheel. after this we’ll know what the order those matches will go in.
Shelly: Here we go.
(spin. spin. spin. spin. and.)
Ladder Match. it’ll be Traci Lane and John Justice in a ladder match. and in the final, Amazon Woman vs. the winner in a Death Match! Back to ringside!
WoT Semi Final: Ladder Match: John Justice vs. Traci Lane
Announcer: This match is the final semifinal round. the winner of this match goes on the face Amazon Woman in the finals in a Death Match! This match is a ladder match. An OWA T-shirt is hung high above the ring. there’s a ladder placed in the aisleway. the object is to get the ladder. and position so you can get the t-shirt. The winner is the person who gets the t-shirt first. Your competitors: First. with wins over Jetstream and Pretty Boy Monty. weighing in at 295 pounds. here is John Justice! And his opponent. with wins over Johnny Blades and Anthony Hazard. weighing in at 194 pounds. here is the "Black Widow" Traci Lane!
Ed: There’s the bell. lockup. Traci whips Justice into the ropes. reversal by Justice who catches Lane in a bearhug! Lane escapes the hold with an ear ringer. chop by the Femme. and a European uppercut.
Biff: Traci goes for a clothesline, but Justice backdrops her out of the ring. Justice goes out after her and nails her with a headbutt. and a bodyslam. then walks up the aisle to the Ladder. he picks it up and tosses it over the top rope and into the ring.
Ed: From the side, Lane nails Justice with a clothesline and whips him into the guardrailing and slides into the ring and begins to climb up the ladder. Justice follows her into the ring and pulls her off the ladder with a belly to back suplex.
Biff: Justice goes for the ladder, but Lane hits him with a clothesline. she pushes the ladder on top of Justice and jumps on it a couple times. before setting it up and climbing it. she’s gets about halfway up when Justice kicks the ladder out from under her and she falls on top of the ladder.
Ed: Justice picks up her up and piledrives her into the mat and sets up the ladder again. he begins to climb up, but Lane makes it to her feet. Justice jumps off the ladder and runs at Lane with a clothesline, but she backdrops him out of the ring!
Biff: Lane sees Justice outside the ring and goes for the ladder. she’s on her way up. and up. and she’s almost there. she’s got the shirt!!! *bell rings*
Ed: It’s Amazon vs. Lane in the finals. and it’s a Death Match!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 13: 14, advancing to the finals, Traci Lane!
Ed: What a night this has been. and we still have an OWA Title match and the finals to this incredible tournament left to go. but first. let’s go to ringside for this North American Title Match!
North American Championship: Monica Brant vs. Freddy Fever
Announcer: This match is one fall and is for the North American Championship. First the challenger. he weighs in at 245 pounds. he’s a former OWA Champion. here is "The Disco Kid" Freddy Fever! And his opponent. now entering the ring. ack!
Ed: Fever just nailed Brant on her way into the ring with a Superkick! He pulls her to her feet and nails her with a clothesline. she hasn’t even got her robe off. there’s the bell.
Biff: Fever wants this title and he’s going to walk right through Monica Brant to do it. Fever sets her up. and piledriver!! Cover by Fever. one. two. thre. kickout by Brant!! That was almost over!
Ed: Fever stomps on Brant and drops a knee to her forehead. Fever whips her into the corner and she flies over the turnbuckle and flies into the guardrailing on the outside. Fever goes out and lifts her up and drops her stomach first over that guardrailing. Brant could be in serious trouble right here.
Biff: Brant has mounted no offense whatsoever since being attacked on her way into the ring. Fever rams her head into the ring post and now she’s busted wide open. Fever rolls her back into the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off. and Monica rolls out of the way and Fever misses the splash!
Ed: Monica is trying to get to her feet. she’s finally got that robe off and Fever’s coming in after her. she nails him with a fist to the midsection. but she misses with a clothesline. the blood is running down her face and into her eyes.
Biff: Fever gets her in a chokehold. one. two. three. four. he picks her up and whips her across the ring. but Monica comes off with a cross body press. one. kickout by Fever. he rakes at her eyes and nails her with a kneelift.
Ed: Fever with a whip. he misses the clothesline and Monica clamps on the Cobra Sleeper!!! Fever is wailing his arms madly and makes it to the ropes. but Monica isn’t letting go. blood is everywhere on this young lady.
Biff: Finally, the ref gets her to let go. wait just a second. Gustaffson pulls Fever out of the ring. and. chokeslam on the floor by Gus. he rolls Fever back into the ring and Monica goes for the cover. one. two. three!!!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 18: 31 and still North American Champion. Monica Brant!
Ed: Gus is helping the champ back to the locker room. she’ll probably need a few stitches for that gash on her forehead. Coming up next. the OWA Title match, pitting brand new OWA Champion Executioner against former champion Rachel Ryan.
OWA Championship: Executioner vs. Rachel Ryan
Announcer: This match is one fall with no time limit. It is for the OWA Championship. First, the challenger. accompanied to the ring by the giant, Gustaffson. She weighs in at 205 pounds. Here is "The Enforcer" Rachel Ryan! And her opponent. weighing in at 230 pounds. he’s your OWA Champion. here is the Executioner!
Ed: Here we go. the OWA Title is on the line. funny thing. Plague leader Freddy Fever is NOT at ringside for this important event.
Biff: Well. we heard from the Plague prior to this match and Executioner wants this match as much as Rachel does.
Ed: I believe this is the first time these two have squared off. there’s the bell. and we have a lockup. Ryan with a whip. Executioner ducks an elbow, but Ryan catches him with a Gorilla Press and slam! Ryan quickly executes a backbreaker and covers. one. kickout by Executioner.
Biff: Executioner back up a bit, but hits Ryan on her way in with a kick to the midsection and stuns her with a DDT. Executioner bounces off the ropes and nails Ryan in the head with a boot. Executioner goes to the top and misses a moonsault as Ryan moves out of the way.
Ed: Ryan is up and hits Executioner with a choke slam. Ryan whips Executioner into the ropes and goes for a powerslam, but Executioner nails her with a lariat. Executioner with a gutwrench suplex. then an atomic drop.
Biff: Clothesline by Executioner and a cover. one. two. kickout by Rachel Ryan. he’s going for the Cross Face Chicken Wing, but Ryan hits him with a jawbreaker. Ryan with a slap. she whips Executioner into the ropes. and nails him with a kick. Russian legsweep by Ryan.
Ed: Cover. one. two. kickout by Executioner. Ryan misses an elbow drop. and Executioner nails her with a clothesline. and he applies the Cross Face Chicken Wing. the ref is asking Ryan if she wants to submit.
Biff: Give it up, babe! She’s trying to reach for the ropes, but she’s too far away. he’s had that applies for almost a minute now. Ryan is starting to fade here. she won’t submit. but she’s probably going to pass out.
Ed: The referee is