OWA 1996 Achievement Awards (Part 2)

Posted Oct 26, 1996Updated Aug 11, 2026Original source
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1996. From the Ladder Match, to the Falls Count Anywhere match, to the Parking Lot Strap match. none of this would be possible without you, the wrestlers. Let’s hope for more to come in 1997!

{Pretty Boy Monty and Stacks Coltrain leave, but the Commish stays at the podium)
MVP

Commish: It’s my honor to present a special award for the Most Valuable Player in the OWA. When making this selection, I took several things into consideration. First, this person is one who always responds when things are needed. This person probably gives the best flash in the business today. This person is one to always be willing to work an angle if needed. Her ideas and suggestions are always first rate and whenever I needed help, this person was always there with an answer or an opinion. Ladies and Gentlemen. the 1997 MVP Award goes to. (presented to the character of the player). Traci Lane!

(Since there is no flash for this due to the fact that I wanted to keep it a secret until presentation, I’ll allow Traci’s player to send an acceptance speech as a flash if she so chooses)

Ed: A couple of awards were announced prior to going live.

Biff: The winner for Upset of the Year was Masked Mayhem defeats Mariko for the OWA TV Title, and the winner for Interview of the Year goes to Stevie Cheesecake Interviews Monica Brant.

Wrestler of the Year

Ed: For our final award tonight. for Wrestler of the Year. here are two up and coming rookies in the OWA. please welcome John Justice and Consuelo Salyards!
Wrestler of the Year

John Justice: This suit is real tight! The award for Wrestler of the Year is presented to the best. um. Wrestler of the Year.

(Consuelo just smiles)

Justice: Here are your nominees. Rachel Ryan. Traci Lane. Amazon Woman. Anthony Hazard. Pretty Boy Monty. And the winner is.

{Justice looks at Consuelo who looks back at him. he points to the envelope in her hands and she giggles and opens it up. }

Consuelo: (Holding up two fingers) Rachel Ryan and Amazon Woman

{Rachel makes her way to the stage, however, there is no sign of Amazon Woman. Rachel gets to the podium and looks around, and shrugs)

Rachel: Must have had to refill her Prozac. (She looks at her award) This means a lot. I’m glad you guys think I deserve it. I’ve gotta thank my Femmes--Gus, ‘Riko, Monica--for helping me win this. I especially want to thank Traci. She thought I could do it, and trained me and brought me in. It wouldn’ta happened if it hadn’t been for her, and I owe her for everything. (She looks at Traci, and smiles.) This is for you, babe. (Traci smiles and nods.) Thanks. See ya.

Ed: Still no sign of Amazon Woman. That’s all we have for tonight. We’ll see you soon for Halloween Horror 1996: The Wheel of Torture’s Revenge. For Biff Franklin and the rest of the OWA, I’m Ed Bagel and we’ll see you at ringside.

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