Amazon Woman teases a secret; Stacks Coltrain tries to gain revenge against the Shocker; The push is on for the ICWF/OWA combined Crazy Eights PPV; New OWA TV Champion Intimidator defends against Mike Mustang; The Femmes get a shot at the OWA Tag Team Championship
Ed: Thanks for joining us this week.. we have a great card lined up including two title matches. I’m Ed Bagel and this is my broadcast colleague Stevie Cheesecake. Now, Stevie.. I hear you will be talking with Amazon Woman later in this card.
Stevie: I’m just as puzzled as you are. All I know is that she said she had something she needed to get off her chest.. and I’m sure glad she picked me to tell.
Ed: Hmm.. something doesn't sound right here, but before we can get to that interview, let’s go down to ringside for our first match.
This match is one fall:
The Shocker vs. Stacks Coltrain
Ed: Lock up.. Shocker quickly nails Stacks with a double axhandle chop, and small package.. one.. kickout by Stacks. Stacks misses with a savate kick and Shocker runs her over with football tackle. The Shocker misses with a kneedrop and Stacks quickly uses the Northern light suplex.. one.. two.. kickout by Shocker.
Stevie: Stacks goes to the top rope, moonsault and cover.. one.. two.. three! She beat him.
Ed: That has got to be considered an upset.
Stevie: I’ve got an interview.. I’ll be back...
The winner is Stacks Coltrain. Time of match: 0: 01: 49
Amazon Woman
Stevie: Joining me at this time is the NEW North American Champion, Amazon Woman
Amazon Woman makes her way to ringside, carrying the North American Championship draped across her shoulder. The crowd is booing her and she stops halfway down and looks around with disdain. She holds her hand high, making an obscene gesture and then continues to ringside]
Stevie: First, let me congratulate you on winning the North American Championship from JetStream and on your successful title defense last week.
Amazon Woman: As if JetStream, or Colt could actually ever beat me.
Stevie: Speaking of JetStream, we had comments from him last week regarding your victory over him. I don’t think he was all that pleased.
Amazon: Of course he’s not pleased! I beat his ass! I pinned it carcass to the ring and that was it. New champion. Me! Now.. he can run his mouth all he likes, but he’s going to have to grow up and get used to the fact that I’m the North American Champion.. not him. And Rachel... don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. I’ve beaten you before.. and I have yet to get a crack at your title. When I do.. I will own both of these belts.
Stevie: So you are gunning for the OWA Champion as well?
Amazon: Of course, isn't everyone?
Stevie: Well.. of course... now.. you told me privately, that you had a special announcement you'd like to give.. maybe we can get to that now.
Amazon:
Stevie: There you have it.. back to you Ed..
Ed: Well.. I’m not sure what to say... let’s go down to ringside...
This match is one fall.
Anthony Hazard vs. Gustaffson
Ed: This ought to be a great contest... hand shake and lock up... Gustaffson muscles Hazard with a front slam... Hazard goes for a drop-kick but Gustaffson moves out of the way. German suplex by Gustaffson. One.. two.. kickout by Hazard.. he’s in trouble early on in this match.
Stevie: The Giant will take care of this Hazard guy with no problem. Hey.. belly to belly by Hazard, that barely phases the Giant though, as he powerslams Hazard down to the mat. Gustaffson whips Hazard into the corner.. nope.. reversal... Gustaffson bounces out of the corner and Hazard nails him with an elbow.
Ed: Flying clothesline by Hazard.. and another... but the Giant refuses to fall. Hazard hits Gustaffson with a flying shoulderblock. Hazard with another flying clothesline, but the Giant ducks down and delivers a kick to the midsection of Hazard.
Stevie: Gustaffson has him up... on the turnbuckle and superplex! Cover.. one.. two.. three!!!
The winner is Gustaffson. Time of match: 0: 07: 23
Myers: This is Myers Watterson for your Crazy Eights Update! Before we announce more OWA competitors into the Crazy Eights Event, note that next week, we’ll have names of the ICWF wrestlers who will be competing in this event. For now, let’s take a look as some action involving two ICWF superstars, MegaDiesel and Vixxen.
MegaDiesel vs. ViXXXen (courtesy of the ICWF)
Jessie: Coming up is something of a grudge match here in the ICWF. A couple of shows back, MegaDiesel scored a big win over the Kingpin's charge, ViXXXen. Well, she’s challenged him to a return match, with a special stipulation. Here's Mike Duffer with the introductions.
Duffer: This contest is scheduled for one fall with no time limit... ..Disqualification rules have been waived, and pinfalls will count ANYWHERE... ... .Introducing first... .from the Gangsta's Paradise... 317 lbs... Here is "Mega Daddy Kewl"... .MEGADIESEL!!!!!
Big pop for the big man, mostly from the marks.]
And his opponent... .from Every Man's Fantasies... ... accompanied to the ring by her manager... ..the International Manager of Champions, the Kingpin...
Jessie: Sounds like the crowd still doesn't know what to make of The Kingpin's latest acquisition.
Chad: Every man in this place is on his feet for ViXXXeN. She’s the hottest woman in the ICWF!
Jessie: Pinfalls count anywhere in this one...
Chad: The parking lot! The concession stand! The locker room! It doesn't matter! Someone's getting pinned today!
Jessie: Well, there’s the bell... .here we go! Collar and elbow tie up... .MegaDiesel shoves ViXXXeN off... .and she’s through the ropes to the floor already! MegaDiesel has a HUGE size and strength advantage here.. MegaDiesel goes through the ropes... on the floor now... what's that he just grabbed?
Chad: It’s the timekeeper’s hammer!
Jessie: Wham! He just nailed ViXXXeN with the hammer! MegaDiesel is going for the pin!
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No! ViXXXeN is out! MegaDiesel complaining about a slow count.
The match rages on for another 10 minutes, with MegaDiesel using everything in the building to hammer ViXXXeN. The two brawl all the way up the ramp, all around the inside of the arena, and finally end up on the foyer outside of the front of the arena.]
Jessie: They’re outside now! This one has been crazy! We’ve seen tables fly, garbage cans, ViXXXeN throwing that crockpot full of scalding nacho cheese in the face of MegaDiesel... it’s lunacy! OW! ViXXXeN thrown to the guardrail before the front steps... MegaDiesel charging... .OH MY! NO! ViXXXeN just ducked and MegaDiesel is rolling end over end down the stairs! There have to be a hundred stairs out there! He’s not moving... oh, he’s hurt. He has to be hurt.
Chad: This has been BRUTAL! Megadork is down at the bottom of the stairs now... where in the hell is ViXXXeN going?!
Jessie: ViXXXeN turning and re-entering the arena... she’s marching through the crowd... over the barricade now and into the ring. What is she doing?
Chad: Meanwhile, the Megadummy is still out cold on the sidewalk outside the arena!
Jessie: The whip! She’s got her whip, and she is barreling up the aisle! She climbs the barricade, and ViXXXeN is running through the arena, and out the front door!
Chad: He’s in for a whoopin... now!
Jessie: OH NO! Look at her just beat MegaDiesel's unconscious body with that whip! He’s going to have marks for the rest of his life!
Chad: ViXXXeN really going to work on Megadolt, now... she’s got the whip around his neck and is dragging him around the parking lot! This is INSANE!
Jessie: ViXXXeN with MegaDiesel up over her head and... .OH NO! She just slammed him through the windshield of a car! She climbs in and lays on top of him... someone get a referee over there!
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Jessie: That’s it! ViXXXeN has defeated MegaDiesel, and he looks hurt badly... the Paramedics are coming out in droves, and look at ViXXXeN, parading around like that... this is disgusting!
Chad: That’s what grudge matches are all about! We’ll see how tough the MegaDrip is after this, if he can come back... the U.S. title is in trouble... ViXXXeN is coming!
Duffer:
Announcer: It was every man for himself and Executioner eliminated Stealth V. Now Stealth V wants another shot. Next week on OWA Championship Wrestling, Executioner takes on Stealth V.
Prince Frederick & WildShadow
Scene is a palace of some sort... .Sitting on the throne is Prince Frederick and at his side is his chief of security, WildShadow.]
Prince: Well.. well.. well... Press Your Luck is here and gone.. [turning to WildShadow: Congratulation on your win over myself... everyone can get lucky once in a while. [WildShadow smirks at that: But now we are on to new business, namely one Monica Brant who has taken it upon herself to speak the name of Prince Frederick in public and in a non-polite manner. Ms. Mrs... ..or *chuckle* Mr. Brant.. whatever you are.. I suggest you reconsider your recent verbal retorts and give me an apology and I won’t bother with you any longer. However if there is no apology by next week, I will have to show you what royalty is all about, inside that ring. Again.. you have seven days to apologize to me, or it will be your own undoing. [he waves off the camera: Now get out of here. I have some rest I need to get.
Ed: It also looks like Traci Lane will be getting a title shot at Rachel Ryan next week as well. And Sabin Figaro who was suppose to take on Intimidator next week for the OWA TV Championship, will be taking on Mike Mustang instead.
Stevie: Stop your