Ed: Lane hops into the ring.
Biff: Duh! Like none of us just saw that happen.
Ed: These two are ready to go. Lane hands the belt to the ref and there’s the bell.
Biff: Why do you always get to start these things?
Ed: I’m the play-by-play man.
Biff: Ah. There’s the lock up!
Ed: HEY!!
Biff: Lane with a whip into the ropes and she takes Taleis over with a powerslam! She hooks a leg! One, t. Taleis kicks out! They both get back to their feet and lock up. Taleis forces Lane to the corner. He whips her into the opposing turnbuckle and charges in with a handspring elbow! Taleis with a Russian legsweep and he grabs the leg of Lane. Spinning toe hold, he drops and puts on a figure-four leglock! He’s got Lane in the middle of the ring.
Ed: He’s going with a good strategy. Lane inching her way to the ropes and she makes it. Taleis breaks the hold, but takes Lane down with another Russian legsweep as she gets to her feet. He applies that figure-four leglock again! Lane reaching for the ropes again. Taleis breaks the hold. Taleis pulls Lane back to the center of the ring and applies an octopus hold!
Biff: He’s got it on, but not synched in’ Lane hiptosses Taleis off of her, and that didn’t sound too good.
Ed: No it didn’t.
Biff: Lane tosses Taleis out of the ring and follows him out! She whips him into the guardrail. Now the ringsteps. She nails him with a Russian legsweep! She whips him into the guardrail again! Lane grabs the arm of Taleis and wraps it around the ringpost! She does it again and then slides into the ring. Taleis follows Lane back into the ring and Lane applies an armbar submission! Taleis reaches the ropes, but the damage has been done!
Ed: Lane pulls Taleis to his feet and applies a hammerlock. She scoops him up and bodyslams him onto that arm! Taleis hits the mat and Lane straddles Taleis and applies an armbar! She pulls that arm out and drops a knee onto it and applies the armbar again!
Biff: Lane is really going to work on that arm. Taleis gets to the ropes and Lane breaks the hold. Lane whips Taleis into the ropes and takes him to the mat with a backdrop! Taleis back to his feet and Lane forces him to the turnbuckle. She whips Taleis to the opposite end, but Taleis reverses it! Lane staggers out and his met with an elbow from Taleis!
Ed: Taleis takes Lane down with a kneebreaker and hits he applies that figure-four leglock again! This time, he’s closer to the ropes.
Biff: The ref asks Lane and she shakes her head, and Taleis grabs the ropes for added leverage! The ref doesn’t see it and Lane’s face is in more pain! The ref looks over and Taleis has let go of the ropes! He’s got the hold on still and Lane tries to pull towards the ropes, but Taleis grabs them again as the ref asks Lane again!
Ed: She shakes her head and the ref sees Taleis with the ropes! He’s telling Taleis to break the hold. Taleis breaks the hold. He heads to the outside of the ring. Lane gets to her feet and she’s favoring that knee. Taleis with a springboard dropkick and he lands on his arm!
Biff: Taleis in obvious pain and he signals for the Military Press Diamond Cutter. He hoists Lane up, but his arm can’t hold her up there! He drops her and falls to the mat himself, holding his arm! Lane back to her feet as and pulls Taleis to his! Russian Legsweep! She hoists Taleis up for the Gorilla Press Piledriver! HER LEG GIVES OUT!
Ed: Taleis floats down her back and goes for a sunset flip, but Lane counters with a sit down and grabs a leg! ONE, TWO, THREE!
Biff: D. oh!!!
Ed: Lane with the win! She retrains the title!
Ring Announcer: The winner of the match, and STILL the UCP Champion, the “Black Widow” Traci Lane!! The time of match was. Ah hell who cares?
Biff: Uh oh, it appears we have a disgruntled worker on our hands.
Ed: Lane with a great counter move to retain her title and that’s all the time we have for tonight folks. Stay tuned for that special press conference, but for Biff
Press Conference
Scene changes to a special room where reporters and photographers and camera men are awaiting the arrival of UCP Commissioner Stevie. Soon, camera start flashing as the commissioner makes his way to the front of the room.]
Stevie: Thanks for coming on such short notice.
Commissioner tosses the Internet Belt on the table in front of the podium. You can see it littered with catsup, mustard and some relish.]
Stevie: First let me announce that Davey Scott has been stripped of the North American Championship after his disgusting display. I hereby declare this title vacant. Let me also announce that this title is hereby going into retirement due to my next announcement. As you know, we have gone through some changes moving from the OWA which was one at the top of the wrestling food chain. As ratings and buy rates declined, we took a brief hiatus to make some adjustments to our product. So we became the UCP and focus on a weight-based wrestling organization. However, I feel that has really hindered us in providing the best product we can to our fans. Therefore.
A hush comes over the crowd...]
Stevie: For the past several weeks, I have been in negotiations with a group known as World Freestyle Wrestling. These negotiations include the purchase of Universal Cruiser Pro. As of noon today, these negotiations were made final and UCP is now a wholly own subsidiary of the WFW.
The WFW has come into existence to purchase wrestling federations in order to create a positive wrestling experience for the fan as we’ll as the individual wrestlers involved. UCP is the first federation to be purchased by WFW, however it will not be the last. At least 2 other federations are in negotiations with WFW and may soon come to agreements with them.
The WFW will allow the federations to remain on their own, and I will continue to be the commissioner of this branch of the WFW.
However, a few changes are being made by WFW within the UCP and they are as follows:
1) Only 2 single belts are allowed. I was worried at first as to which title I would be dropping. However, Davey Scott made that choice all the more easier. UCP will retain the UCP Title, currently held by Traci Lane and the UCP TV Championship, held by Virgo.
2) WFW has instructed UCP to limit their touring to the Western United States.
3) WFW has also approved the name change from Universal Cruiser Pro to Western States Championship Wrestling or the WSCW, to reflect our more regional status. Our offices will be moving from Dallas to Seattle Washington within the next week.
4) WFW is planning on creating the World Freestyle Wrestling World Championship, and will have a tournament sometime early in 1998. The top wrestlers under the WFW banner will compete, live on PPV for that crown and will be traveling around the world to defend it.
Now these are just a few of the changes you’ll see from WFW and WSCW right away. Other announcements will be made as other federations are added to the WFW. Now, I have time to take a few questions.
Reporter #1: Since you knew you’d be making this announcement, did you instruct Davey Scott to toss that title in the trash can?
Stevie: Absolutely not. In fact, my original intent would have been to take the TV Championship and toss that one out, however, when I saw Davey Scott toss that title into the trash can, I knew that my decision was made that much easier.
Reporter #2: Which states will be covered by the WSCW?
Stevie: As it stands, the following states will be toured by WSCW in the next year: Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, Idaho, Wyoming and Montana.
Reporter #3: Will this hurt TV ratings at all?
Stevie: Actually, regionalizing is a very good strategy at this point and time in professional wrestling. WFW isn’t pulling our TV shows from stations around the country. We will keep our current base, but add more stations to those states in our territory. I have time for one more question.
Reporter #4: Will these changes effect “Deck The Halls” in any way?
Stevie: As far as I can see, the only person affected in Monica Brant. However, I’ve been guaranteed that Monica Brant will be allowed into the WFW World Title tournament, in 1998. Her position at Deck the Halls in a bit uncertain at this time. She is due a title shot, and we will do what we can to make that right with her.
Reporters are shouting more questions as Stevie heads out of the room, and the camera fades.]