Ed: She’s breaking it. Donnie now limping noticeably. Fantasia with a lariat and a cover. one. two. Kickout by Donnie. Fantasia with a whip, but Donnie nails her with a dropkick off the ropes. Donnie hits a nice belly to back suplex and a double underhook backbreaker.
Biff: Donnie with a reverse neckbreaker and a cover. one. two. th. Kickout by Fantasia. *bell rings* What’s that?
Ed: There’s the bell.
Announcer: The time limit on this match has expired. This match is therefore ruled a draw!
Ed: I’m sure a rematch is in order for these two. An incredible match.
Ed: It’s time to start Round 2 of the Wheel of Torture Tournament. Let’s go up to Elaine and Myers.
Elaine: Thanks Ed. I think I’ve lost track of whose turn it is to spin, so why don’t you do the honors, Myers?
Myers: Well, if you insist.
Myers gives the wheel a strong spin’ it spins around and around until finally it stops on. ]
Elaine: It’s Mr. America vs. Shogun in a Dog Collar Match! Let’s go down to ringside!
Dog Collar Match: Mr. America vs. Shogun
Announcer: This match begins the semifinals in the Wheel of Torture tournament. It’s going to be one fall and it is a Dog Collar Match. Both wrestlers will be attached to the neck by a dog collar, wrestler needs to gain a pinfall in order to win. And here are the participants. With a win in the first round over Rachel Ryan, he weighs in at 250 pounds. Here is “America’s Perfection”. Mr. America!!!
Mr. America makes his way to ringside and allows the referee to collar his neck, as the ring introductions continue.]
Announcer: And his opponent. With a win over Anthony Hazard in the first rounds, weighing in at 230 pounds. Here is a member of the Crew. Shogun!!
Shogun comes to ringside and enters the ring. The referee attaches the dog collar to his neck as well, then calls for the bell]
Ed: And we’re off. We’ve a lock up and Mr. America with a whip, Shogun off the ropes is nailed with a clothesline. America wraps that chain around his fist and goes for a fistdrop, but Shogun moves and nails America with a couple of kicks, then a huge spin kick.
Biff: Shogun getting in some of those martial arts moves. Oh. Here’s a good martial arts move. Shogun wrapping that chain around the neck of America and trying to choke him out. America reaching the ropes. The referee is making Shogun release the choke.
Ed: America getting to his feet, but Shogun nails him with a savate kick and down he goes again’ Shogun wraps his fist in that chain and begins to nail Mr. America in the forehead and America is now busted open. Shogun with a dragon suplex and a cover. one. two. Kickout by America.
Biff: Shogun going to the top. This could be a mistake and America with a tug of that chain, bring Shogun back down to the mat. America gets to his feet and wraps the chain around the neck of Shogun and throws him over the top rope. He’s hanging Shogun!
Ed: The referee is in there giving a count and America lets loose the hold and Shogun falls to the floor. America out after him. He wraps that chain around his hands and comes off the apron with a double ax handle to the back of the neck of Shogun.
Biff: Man. this tournament is crazy! Bats and sticks and chains. It’s a wonder someone’s not seriously injured. America rolling Shogun back into the ring. He sets him up and nails him with the Leaping Piledriver!! Cover. one. two. three! This one is over!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 16: 25, advancing in the tournament. Mr. America!
Ed: Incredibly hard fought match up and Mr. America is our first finalist. Let’s go up to Elaine and Myers for another spin of the wheel.
Myers: Thanks Ed. Elaine, if you’ll be so kind as to take a crack at this wheel.
Elaine: You bet.
Elaine spins the wheel and is spins and spins until it lands on. ]
Myers: Davey Scott will take on Asian Invasion in a Ladder Match! Let’s go to Shelly who’s with Davey Scott.
Davey Scott
Davey comes around the corner laughing, then sees Shelly Marks, and that laugh turned to a groan.]
Davey: What does one man have to get rid of you guys?
Shelly: All we want is some comments about Asian Invasion, as you will be facing him in a few moments.
Davey: The little weasel actually won a match?? Whoa, that’s a first, but it will soon be the last as I will come for you Asian Invasion. Remember the last time we met? Remember that beating I gave you? Imagine that plus a pot of gold to bash in your hollow head of yours! In all perspective, the way it is, that I am going out there, and you better run while you can. Cause I won’t let you run from the ring. The ring is a battle field, and an escape is a retreat! A surrender! I shall not surrender to you PUNK! You will get EVERYTHING your narrow ass deserves. A good multiple boots. You cheated me out of the TV Title...but unlike you, fried brain, I am not OBSESSED with the TV Title. Compare to this tournament and what the outcome of the winner, that is bigger than the TV Title. Oh, I guess your hollow head can’t quite catch the grasp of that! You still think small. Which is why your “Evil Empire” FAILED! You never thought to think BIG!
Shelly: Alright.
Davey: Hey. I am not finished! Mr. America, you disgust me! “What every American aspires to be”? If that is the case, I will move to Canada...maybe even become a communist! You are the POOREST examples of American Leadership this nation has! I am no role model, and I am no leader, I am only care for one person, and that is me, myself, and I! When I finish with Asian Invasion here, and Shogun is a no-brainer, I am coming after you boy! It time to see who the better man is! All this time, and we never met in the ring. Well, a common saying, it is the time of truth! We will see who kicks whose ass!
Shelly: Davey.
Davey: Now GET OUT MY FACE!
Davey pushes past her on his way out to the ring.]
Shelly: Well. Back to ringside.
Ladder Match: Davey Scott vs. Asian Invasion
Announcer: This match is part of the second round of the Wheel of Torture tournament. It is scheduled for one fall and it is a ladder match. The winner will be the first person to bring the ladder into the ring and to climb to the top and to pull the string that hangs down from the ceiling. Coming down the aisle, with a win in the first round over Billy Smith, weighing in at 250 pounds. This is Davey. Scott!
Davey comes down the aisle, stops at the ladder and climbs up and raises his hands to the crowd, before hopping down and heading towards the ring.]
Announcer: And his opponent. With a win in the first round over Pretty Boy Monty, weighing in at 230 pounds. This is Asian Invasion!!!
Ed: This match is ready to go. The ladder is out in the aisle and there’s the bell and Asian Invasion just leaped out of the ring and is heading to the ladder and Davey Scott hot on his heels. Invasion goes to grab the ladder, by Scott dropkicks him face first into it and the ladder is down.
Biff: Davey Scott reaches over the railing and grabs a chair and lays into Invasion, who’s draped across the ladder. two. three. four times. Scott using that chair and driving it into the back of the neck of Invasion. Scott rolls Invasion off the ladder and lifts it up and carries it back towards the ring and slides it under the ropes.
Ed: This one might just be a quick one. Invasion is up and he’s a bloody mess. He’s staggering towards the ring, where Scott is setting up that ladder and starting to climb up. Invasion climbs to the top turnbuckle and just hurls himself at the ladder, knocking it over and Davey Scott over the top and to the floor and Scott is holding his ankle.
Biff: When we started back up, Scott had some sort of leg injury. This may have reinjured that. Invasion is up and his face is just covered in blood. He finds the ladder and sets it up. Scott is just now making his way back into the ring. He pushes the ladder over and Invasion hits the mat.
Ed: Scott is limping rather badly here. He’s got Invasion and pulls him up and suplexes Invasion onto the ladder. Scott picks up the ladder, but Invasion clips him in the leg and Scott is in a lot of pain here. Invasion setting up the ladder but Scott gets to his feet and nails Invasion in the back of the head with a Superkick and Invasion eats that ladder.
Biff: Davey Scott picks up Invasion and nails him with his Spinning Piledriver on that ladder and Scott rolls Invasion out of the ring. He sets up the ladder. He’s struggling to get to the top but that ankle. Slowly he moves towards the top. He’s almost there.
Ed: Here comes Asian Invasion but, he’s too late as Scott pulls that string and this arena is being showered in balloons and confetti. The bell is ringing.
Announcer: Winner of the match in 14: 38, advancing to the finals of this tournament. Davey. Scott!
Ed: So, in the finals, it’s Davey Scott vs. Mr. America. Davey Scott being helped back to the locker room. He’s going to need all the time in the world to rest. We’ve got three matches before he’s due out here again, and I’m sure he’s hoping they’ll be long ones.
Biff: With that bad ankle, I’m not so sure Davey can pull this one off, unless the Wheel stops on a Wheelchair match.
Ed: A what?
Biff: Never mind.
Biff: Coming up, Shiva will be taking on Mariko. Let’s hear some comments from Shiva.
The halls of the arena, Shiva leaning against a concrete wall doing her nails. A couple of minutes before her match.]
Shiva: So ya wanna bounce me around, eh American chap? Brushing me aside that quickly when you haven’t seen me at play yet? You may wanna