Ed: A double underhook power bomb and America has Ryan’s shoulders on the mat! Referee counts: One, two, thr. Kickout. America almost had it! He almost had it! Mr. America executes a German suplex. This time a waistlock and America suplexes Ryan back! Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Ryan kicks out again!
Biff: Mr. America goes for an octopus hold, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a hiptoss. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes, but Mr. America reverses it. Mr. America misses with a clothesline. Mr. America nails her with the Running Forearm Smash. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. America goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Rachel Ryan counters it with an elbowsmash. Rachel Ryan executes a back suplex. Rachel Ryan chokes him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Mr. America executes the Running Forearm Smash. Referee counts: One, kickout.
Ed: Mr. America whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with a kick. Rachel Ryan hits him with the Baseball Bat. See what I mean?
Biff: It isn’t over yet. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Mr. America goes for a Hotshot, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a lariat. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the turnbuckle, but Mr. America reverses it.
Ed: America reverses the whip. Mr. America nails her with a chop. Mr. America nails her with a European uppercut. Mr. America takes her down with an elbowsmash. Mr. America hits her with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America takes her down with a lariat. America is a house of fire in the ring!
Biff: This one is over!
Ed: Mr. America gives the sign for the Leaping Piledriver. Mr. America goes for the Leaping Piledriver, but he can’t do it! America is struggling to pull Ryan up into the piledriver positon! Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop.
Biff: America is right back to his feet though! Ryan’s really starting to run on fumes here. I can smell ‘em. Mr. America nails him with an octopus hold. Rachel Ryan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mr. America nails him with a DDT. Mr. America nails him with a Hotshot.
Mr. America points to himself and yells, “I’m what every American aspires to be!”
Ed: You could never accuse Mr. America of being modest. Mr. America goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with an elbow. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes, but Mr. America reverses it. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with an elbow. Rachel Ryan executes a back suplex. Rachel Ryan goes for a Gorilla Press, but Mr. America blocks it. Mr. America whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes. Mr. America misses with a kick. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with an elbow. Rachel Ryan executes a Russian legsweep. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a kneedrop. Rachel Ryan throws Mr. America out of the ring. Referee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Mr. America reenters the ring.
Biff: Rachel Ryan nails him with a fist to the midsection. Rachel Ryan hits him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Mr. America counters it with a side suplex. Mr. America executes a flying forearm. Referee counts: One, two, thr. Kickout. Another close fall for America. Mr. America attempts to place Rachel Ryan on the turnbuckle, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Mr. America catches her in a Northern Lights suplex. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. America hits her with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America takes her down with an octopus hold. Rachel Ryan manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 10 seconds. Mr. America takes him down with a lariat.
Ed: America looking for his finisher again! He wants this match over with! Mr. America goes for the Leaping Piledriver, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop. Rachel Ryan goes for a piledriver, but Mr. America counters it with a backdrop.
Biff: HA! She tried to use a piledriver on the master of the piledriver!
Ed: In turn, Rachel Ryan counters it with a sunset flip.
Biff: D. oh!
Ed: Referee counts: One, two, thr. Kickout. America just kicked out! That’s what won Ryan the match in their first encounter. Rachel Ryan gives the sign for the Gorilla Press Powerslam. Ryan’s going for her finisher again! She’s ready to wrap this match up too! Rachel Ryan goes for the Gorilla Press Powerslam, but Mr. America counters it with a cradle or does Rachel have the cradle. Now, hold on a second.
Biff: Referee counts: One, two, three. This one is over! But who won!?!
Ring Announcer: The winner of that match, advancing in the tournament, is Mr. America. Time of match: 36: 43.
Ed: Now that was a close one. Let’s check out the instant replay. Okay. We have America with the cradle. Then Ryan pushes into a cradle of her own. Both shoulders are down at this point. There’s the one. two. three and you see that America pushes off his shoulder, just before the three count.
Biff: Too close on that one.
Ed: Let’s go up to Elaine and Myers at the wheel.
Elaine: Thanks Ed. up next, Anthony Hazard takes on Shogun in a first round match.
Myers: Why don’t you spin the wheel this time, Elaine.
Elaine: Thank you kindly.
Elaine spins the wheel and after a few moments it stops on...:
Myers: Chain match! Let’s go down to ringside.
Chain Match: Anthony Hazard vs. Shogun
Announcer: This match is one fall, and is part of the Wheel of Torture tournament. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 207 pounds. Here is the “Living Legend” Anthony Hazard!
Hazard makes his way to ringside and climbs into the ring, looking all business:
Announcer: And his opponent. A member of the Crew. He weighs in at 230 pounds. This is Shogun!!
Shogun enters the ring and does a few martial arts poses for the crowd, then disrobes...:
Biff: Ok, they’ve locked up. Hazard immediately gets nailed with the chain by Shogun.
Ed: Shogun with an octopus hold.
Biff: Referring to Shogun here, something kind of amazes me.
Ed: What’s that? Hazard’s broken the octopus hold and he whips Shogun into the corner, but Shogun reverses and charges in’ He clotheslines Hazard with that chain’
Biff: Y. know, one might think Hazard is the better technician here, Shogun is going to have to rely on that chain more than Hazard. Shogun also could’ve tagged that corner when he had Hazard in trouble there.
Ed: Hazard with a double-axhandle chop. There’s technical for ya. Hazard with a belly-to-belly suplex, then follows it up with a kneedrop. Hazard’s going for the turnbuckles. He hits the first one.
Biff: He hits the second one. He goes for the third one, but Shogun holds him back and Hazard chokes Shogun with the chain for his trouble. Hazard now with a sleeperhold. Good follow-up.
Ed: Anthony Hazard, ever the thinking man’s wrestler, receives a few fingers in his eyes from Shogun.
Biff: Hazard hits Shogun with the chain and re-applies the sleeper.
Ed: Shogun with a jawbreaker and now a knee to the groin, having to resort to a bit of desperation tactics. Shogun nails him with the chain and he’s now whipping Hazard across the back with it.
Biff: Shogun with a jumping side kick. Shogun runs and bounces off the ropes. Hazard’s up and elbows him in the face.
Ed: Hazard with a cobra clutch. Another wear-down hold.
Biff: Hazard lets go after a bit and now he’s clapping his hands. More of that strange music only he can hear.
Ed: Hazard goes for a spin kick, but Shogun ducks. Shogun with a savate kick. Shogun tags his first turnbuckle. He goes for the second but Hazard is up.
Biff: Shogun sees it and slaps on an octopus hold.
Ed: Hazard breaks the hold, he starts to go for a belly-to-belly suplex but Shogun executes a single-leg takedown. Shogun whips Hazard into the ropes.
Biff: Hazard goes for a flying clothesline off the rebound, but Shogun catches him in the jaw with a jumping side kick!
Ed: There’s a surprise for Hazard. Shogun’s wasting no time. He hits the first turnbuckle. Hazard’s still out.
Biff: Shogun nails turnbuckle number two. Hazard’s stirring.
Ed: Shogun nails turnbuckle number three. Hazard’s up. Shogun leaps for the fourth.
Biff: He hit it! Shogun tagged the fourth turnbuckle before Hazard could stop him. What a shock, Shogun has pulled the upset here.
Ed: This crowd is stunned. None the less, it’ll be Mr. America taking on Shogun in the semi-finals. Let’s head up to Elaine and Myers.
Elaine: Up next, Davey Scott takes on his nemesis, Billy Smith. I believe it’s your turn at the wheel, Myers.
Myers: Here we go.
Myers spins the wheel and it stops on:
Elaine: Singapore Cane Match!! Down to ringside!
Biff: Woo hoo!!
The camera goes back to the ring.
Ed: Let’s get this under way!
Singapore Cane Match: Davey Scott vs. Billy Smith
Ring Announcer: Introducing first! Weighing in at 250 pounds. Here is the man, the myth, the rebel! Here is Davey Scott!
Davey walks straight for the ring. No handclapping. No autographs. All business.
Announcer: His opponent! Weighing in at 245 pounds. The man that everyone loves to hate! “Badass” Billy