Biff: The ref begins counting: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! I don’t believe it! Davey Scott wins by count-out! NO! It can’t be!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 22: 43, advancing to Press Your Luck. Davey Scott!
Ed: Davey Scott beats Billy Smith and advances to Press Your Luck.
Biff: I still can’t believe that. 9 out of 10 times, Billy Smith can make Davey Scott eat his lunch!
Ed: Well, if that’s the case, then this is the one time that Scott got the better of Smith. Up next we have the Submission match between Anthony Hazard and Shogun.
Biff: This one should be a good match. On one hand you have a man with the status of Shogun. He is one of the greatest legends in the OWA. On the other hand you have Anthony Hazard. He calls himself the “legend” and he does have quite a history to back it up, but you can’t be a legend and manage someone like Ricky Hype.
Ed: I don’t know about that Biff. I could accuse someone of the same mistake when they took on managing you.
Biff: WAIT A MINUTE!!
Ed: Let’s go up to the ring announcer for the introductions.
Shogun vs. Anthony Hazard
Ring Announcer: Introducing first. Accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty, here is former OWA TV champion, Shogun! His opponent.
Ricky Hype makes his way down to the ring shaking hands and posing for photos as the fans pat him on the back. He is wearing a black leather jacket, on the back in silver and green glitter it reads “The ELITE RULES!” Hype climbs up and enters the ring. Spinning around he showboats doing the Hype shuffle before taking the ring mic.]
Ricky “the SHOW” Hype: I came tonight thinking there was going to be a great match. Then I found out that it wasn’t “the SHOW” wrestling, only the boring Shogun. I’ll have to take Anthony out to a chess match for some excitement after “Nogun” submits to Anthony’s new move, “the Legend Lock”.
camera shows a bunch of little kids dressed in play tuxedos, ala Ricky Hype, posing and trying to perfect their version of the Hype shuffle]
Ricky “the SHOW” Hype: The Elite have been one of the greatest stables ever in the OWA, but they have been missing something for a long time. From now on, the ELITE will be in the limelight. I’ll make sure of that! The Elite are NOW! And will be! The main attraction in the OWA from here on out. Get ready, the Elite are entering a new chapter, the HYPELIFE!
Hype climbs out of the ring and passes by the announcer’s table shaking hands with Ed, then pulling out some white tablets, he drops them into Biff’s water glass and walks away smiling as Biff’s water bubbles over, the Alka Seltzer working its magic]
Biff: HEY! Why you.
Announcer: From the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame city, Cleveland Ohio and weighing in at 207 pounds. Here is former multiple Champion, Anthony Hazard.]
The crowd explodes in cheer as “Rock and Roll All Nite” by KISS blares out from the PA system. Near the entrance way, massive pyrotechnics erupt in a blinding blaze of light and sound. Then, with one last explosion, a gigantic word begins to take form as flames engulf the area just above the entrance. When the music reaches its pinnacle, and the flames reach their peak to spell out the word “HAZARD”, Anthony Hazard walks out of the entrance way. He is wearing an “Elite” leather jacket and new black and deep blue wrestling tights, with, in red lettering, the word “Hazard” running down each leg. “The Czar of Wrestling”, Sir Goodwin, is close behind, he is wearing an “Elite” leather jacket as we’ll and a Ricky “The SHOW” Hype shirt underneath.]
The crowd erupts in cheer]
Anthony makes his way towards the ring shaking few hands and giving few high fives. As he gets to the ring, he turns and walks over to the commentators table as Sir Goodwin enters the ring. With a chuckle and a laugh, Anthony jumps into the ring, spins around once as more pyrotechnics explode above the ring, then removes his “Elite” jacket to reveal, also in red lettering, the words “The Legend” on the back of his new outfit.]
Ed: There’s the bell and we have a lock up. Hazard pushes Shogun into the ropes and a whip by Hazard. Both men take the other down with a clothesline! Hazard gets back to his feet first. A fist to the midsection and Hazard follows that up with a powerslam! Hazard going with the power moves early on.
Biff: Hazard with a Russian legsweep and he slaps on a cobra clutch. Shogun gets to the ropes quickly after that. He used his ring smarts and knew his ring positioning well. Hazard takes Shogun down with a clothesline. Hazard goes up top and hits a flying kneedrop!
Ed: Dangerous move if Hazard had missed that. He could have made his knee tender for a figure-four leglock. Speaking of figure-fours, Hazard with another submission move in the form of a figure-four sleeper. Shogun gets to the ropes quickly again. Shogun has yet to mount an offense in this match.
Biff: Hazard goes up top and he comes off the buckle with an elbowdrop, but Shogun rolls right out of the way! It’s Shogun’s turn now to pour on the offense. He goes up top. A flying karate chop! He follows it up with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Hazard is whipped into the ropes and Shogun with a thrust kick to the head, but Hazard ducks under it. Hazard comes back with a clothesline!
Ed: Shogun was sent out of the ring with that clothesline! Hazard follows him out and since this is a submission match there are no count outs that can happen. Hazard with the Reverse Power Slam on the concrete floor! Shogun wasn’t expecting that!
Biff: Shogun will bounce back. It’s a lot easier for him to hit the Palm Blow. Hazard whips Shogun into the guardrail. Now it’s Shogun going into the ringside steps and Hazard giving the sign for the Reverse Power Slam. That may not be a smart move to telegraph it.
Ed: Hazard goes for the Reverse Power Slam, but Shogun was ready. He counters with a nasty backdrop driver. Shogun follows it up with a double underhook power bomb.
Biff: It looked more like a tiger driver to me Ed.
Ed: They’re both one in the same move Biff. I’d assume that since you were a wrestler you would’ve known that. Shogun goes for a power bomb, but Hazard backdrops him over. Hazard clamps on a sleeperhold. I don’t know if Hazard can make Shogun submit on the outside of the ring.
Biff: You never know until you try Ed.
Ed: The OWA’s very own Biff Franklin and his expertise in color commentating.
Biff: Shogun grabs hold of Hazard’s head. He breaks that sleeperhold with a jawbreaker. Shogun with a whip into the guardrail on Hazard now. Shogun sets up for the Palm Blow! Hazard comes teetering back and Shogun goes to hit, but Hazard sees it coming and ducks under it!
Ed: Hazard with a fist to the midsection and doubles Shogun over! Hazard with a powerslam on the floor and he throws Shogun back into the ring. The match goes back to the inside finally. Here comes Hazard, but Shogun is up to a vertical base to meet him. Shogun with a jumping side kick. He follows it up with a Yakuza kick!
Biff: Shogun is the master of martial arts. Shogun floors Hazard with another Yakuza kick and goes up top. A flying karate chop again! Power bomb by Shogun and he goes for a headscissors submission, but Hazard blocks it! Both men get back to a vertical base and Shogun slaps the taste right out of Hazard’s mouth!
Ed: Shogun follows it up with a diving headbutt and he slaps on an octopus hold. He’s got on that modified abdominal stretch made famous in Japan.
Biff: So then it’d be my guess that Shogun uses the octopus hold for that reason.
Ed: My point exactly Biff. It took you a little long to catch on there.
Biff: Wha....HEY!
Ed: Hazard finally reaches to the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Hazard’s side has to be hurting as we’ll as his neck after that painful hold. Shogun runs into the ropes and Hazard takes him over with a powerslam! Hazard out of nowhere with that powerslam and he follows it up with a belly-to-belly suplex!
Biff: Hazard goes up top and comes off with another elbowdrop, but again! No one is home as Shogun rolls right out of the way. Shogun with a Japanese armdrag takedown and follows it up with a power bomb! He just sent Hazard right through the mat with that one! Shogun pulls Hazard back up to a vertical base and nails him with a punch.
Ed: Shogun puts on a side headlock and goes for a headlock takedown. No! Hazard counters with a back suplex and he follows it up with the Reverse Power Slam! Both men are down. Hazard is getting back to his feet first and he’s up. Hazard with a belly-to-belly suplex and he cinches in a sleeperhold. The ref checks the arm of Shogun. It falls once. He checks again. It falls for a second time. He checks it for the third time and it falls! Hazard has won the match.
Biff: What the? Shogun never submitted. What the hell is going on here?
Ring Announcer: The winner is Anthony Hazard in a time of 16: 23.
Freddy Fever
Inside an old warehouse, sound of grunting and groaning is heard. The camera follows a hallway to a wide open space. Freddy Fever is locked up with a sparring partner in the center of the ring. Irish whip by Freddy, and *BAM* nails the DiscoKick (modified Superkick to the side of the head) and the sparring partner slumps to the mat. Freddy takes a towel and wipes his face and looks at the camera.]
Freddy: Traci Lane. You just make sure to keep that belt until Press Your Luck. Freddy Fever is back and the DiscoKick is back as we’ll and at Press Your Luck, I will once again be the OWA