Announcer: Mr. America is eliminated.
Biff: You’ve got to be kidding me! This was a setup or something. There’s no way that should have happened.
Ed: In the ring we have a lock up. What the? Mr. America just pulled out the ref and rammed him into the ring post. In the ring, Tom Tomorrow with a vertical suplex. Mr. America grabs a chair and slides into the ring and nails Tom Tomorrow with that chair.
Biff: Hahaha! Payback, baby! And he nails Virgo with it. We have some officials coming down. This match has been stopped. Mr. America is working over both with a chair. We’re going to have to get some order restored. Let’s take this quick break.
OWA Fans, don’t forget to tune into OWA’s Caged Fury, only on PPV next weekend. And in May. Be prepared as the OWA goes on a. Crime Spree! Live on PPV.
Ricky Hype
Camera shows Ricky Hype walking down the ramp-way in his green and white tuxedo top with tails, and wearing a “DANGER - HAZARD AHEAD” T-shirt. He is shaking hands and kissing girls left and right. In one hand he is carrying a covered serving dish. He makes his way over to Ed and Biff]
Ricky Hype: Good evening gentlemen. I’ve come down to pay tribute to the best OWA announcer ever. And to celebrate his birthday I’ve brought with me a double layered, triple fudge with banana pudding center birthday cake!
Ricky takes the top off the serving dish to reveal a rather large and gooey birthday cake, happy birthday Ed written on the top.]
Ed: Ricky, it’s not my birthday.
Ricky: It’s not? WELL, we can’t let this wonderful cake go to waste now, can we? Have some cake, BIFF!!
Ricky takes the cake and slams it into the face of Biff Franklin and rubs it all over]
Ricky, after grabbing Biff’s mic: HA! HA! HA! HA! I guess you CAN have your cake AND eat it too!
Ricky turns and walks back down the ramp-way, laughing uncontrollably]
Ed: You could have shared, you know.
Biff: Why that?!? You shut up! I’ll be back!
Biff gets up and leaves the ringside area]
OWA Championship: Traci Lane vs. Shogun
Announcer: This match is one fall and it is for the OWA Championship! First the challenger, weighing in at 230 pounds. He’s accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty. He’s the OWA TV Champion. Here is Shogun! And his opponent. Coming down the aisle, along with the giant, Gustaffson, weighing in at 194 pounds. She’s the current OWA Champion. Here is “The Black Widow” Traci Lane!
Ed: Biff has yet to join us. However we have a bell and this one is for the OWA Championship. Lock up and Traci with a whip. Reversal by Shogun. Traci ducks a clothesline and Shogun ducks a clothesline and Shogun with a spinning mule kick and oh my goodness. Joining me at the broadcast booth. None other than Hall of Famer, Amazon Woman. Welcome. You’re in luck as Biff is out cleaning himself up.
Amazon: I’m sure he is. That was very funny. I’ve been watching Ricky Hype since I’ve been gone and he’s looking really good in singles competition but I’m here to watch this championship match. I saw the seat was empty and thought you might like some company.
Ed: Always a pleasure. Shogun drives a knee to the back of the champion. How have you been doing? I’m sure OWA fans would love to know. Shogun off the ropes with a shoulderblock and Traci moves out of the way of an elbowdrop.
Amazon: I’ve been great! Teaching is doing wonders for me. I’m totally at peace with my fate. Nice swinging neckbreaker by Traci Lane. My students are wonderful.
Ed: That’s great to here. In the ring. Shogun hits Traci with a savate kick and a flying fistdrop. cover. one. Kickout by Traci. Amazon Woman, I’m going to ask you the obvious question. Are you Jungle Mask?
Amazon: Even my students are asking me that but I assure you, I may not be competing, but I have been keeping my eye on the OWA, and I have to tell you that this Jungle Mask person has a lot of people fooled that she is me. Well, I’m right here and if Jungle Mask wants to prove that she’s not me. She can come right on out and prove it. Oh. Too bad. Shogun missing that cartwheel kick. Traci Lane is capitalizing on that with a nice bulldog headlock.
Ed: Interested comments. I wonder if Jungle Mask is in the building. I’d like to get her out here and see for myself. Not to offend you, Amazon Woman, but you both have an uncanny resemblance. Traci with slap and a jackknife powerbomb. cover. one. two. Kickout by Shogun.
Amazon: None taken. I can see how people would think that we were the same. *her cell phone rings and she answers it, mumbling into it. * If you’ll excuse me for a moment, I need to take this call. Thanks for letting me sit here. It was a pleasure to view this match with you.
Amazon walks out of the arena]
Ed: Amazon Woman. It’s great to see her here, even if only for the moment. Back in the ring. Shogun with a Yakuza kick. Traci ducks and hits him with a chokeslam! She’s got him up and. Gorilla Press Piledriver! Cover. one. two. three!!!!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 24: 24, and STILL OWA Champion. Traci Lane!!!
Ed: Whoa! Jungle Mask has slid into the ring. She’s pointing at Traci Lane. We’re going to have a showdown right here! And Amazon Woman hasn’t reentered the Arena. This is very confusing. Traci tries to get at Jungle Mask, but official charge the ring and try to keep them separated. We’re outta time for this week. We’ll see you next week at Caged Fury! Good night everyone!
Biff - just now returning: What did I miss??