Stevie: Mike Mustang nails Sentry with a powerslam. Mike Mustang goes for a choke slam, but Sentry blocks it. Shogun nails Mustang with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Shogun throws Mike Mustang over the top rope. Mike Mustang has been eliminated.
Ed: Only two left.. Mike Mustang has already qualified for Caged Fury.. as has both Shogun and Sentry.. but let us see who will win this battle royal! Shogun tries to throw Sentry over the top rope. He did not succeed. Shogun with a body slam.. no.. he dumps Sentry over the top rope! Sentry has been eliminated.
Announcer: The winner is Shogun. Time of match: 12:12
Wildshadow
(The scene is in front of an old run-down gym.)
Reporter: Well, here we are on the streets of London, England. We came in search of one of the newest wrestlers in the OWA, The WildShadow. We received directions from this man, and found this place, strange.
(The reporter & camera man enter.)
(Inside, people can be seen practicing martial arts in a room on the far side of the gym. A large man wearing a typical wrestling mask is in the back, doing arm curls.)
Reporter: WildShadow? We got your directions, this place was pretty hard to find, and I really never knew it existed.
WildShadow: Ahh, I am so glad you could join me, I am not surprised you did not know of this place, this gym is reserved for members and former members of Interpol...
Reporter: Interpol? The International Police?
WildShadow: Yes, this place has special meaning to me, because this is where I got started. Now, I have prepared a special demonstration... if you will follow me.
(WildShadow leads the group into a small room, a strange dummy made of wood is in the center of the room.)
(Wildshadow goes up to the dummy and raps on it, showing that it is solid wood.)
Reporter: Hmm, what... s the point of this?
WildShadow: Humor me.. now stand back..
(The team stands back, and The WildShadow immediately jumps into the air! He delivers a spin kick to the head of the wooden dummy, ripping its head off!)
Reporter: Well, that was something. You took its head right off..
WildShadow: Prophetic words, my friend, it is the move I plan to use to finish my opponents off, and you have given me an idea! I will call it: The Head Remover!
Reporter: What a name... One thing comes to mind WildShadow, since you are from England, what do you think of recent events with Freddy Fever?
WildShadow: Oh, you mean Prince Frederick? If he wishes to go around the OWA calling himself a prince, well.. I truly do not care about that. I tend to think there is another reason for what he does.
Reporter: Well?
WildShadow: In Interpol, we have learned that high emotions can cause people to make mistakes, anger especially. I kind of think that Fre.... err I mean Prince Fredrick is causing his opponents to be off-guard before his matches. If so I salute him. I respect a man who does whatever it takes to win a match.
Reporter: I see, is that your view also? To do whatever it takes?
WildShadow: Yes. I will do whatever it takes to win a match, with no remorse, no weak emotions getting in my way. If someone gets hurt along the way.. well who cares?
Reporter: Oh my. Well, do you have any specific plans for the OWA?
WildShadow: Yes I do. I offer my services to anyone in the OWA as a "Hit man for hire." If anyone needs someone to watch their back while wrestling, or if someone wants a hit job done on any wrestler, I have an open contract. I can change my mask and attire easily enough. In Interpol I specialized in quick attacks, getting in and out fast.
Reporter: Well, you could change your mask and clothes easy. But you... re a pretty big guy, kinda hard to miss.
WildShadow: We will see..... we will see...
(The camera pans down to the decapitated head of the wooden dummy on the floor, and the scene fades.....)
OWA TV Championship: Rachel Ryan vs. Pretty Boy Monty
Ed: Ryan is not wasting any time as she attacks Monty before the bell. Ryan whips Monty into the ropes and nails him with a drop kick. Ryan goes for a short clothesline, but Pretty Boy Monty ducks. Monty runs into the ropes, but misses with an elbow. Ryan misses with a clothesline, but takes him down with a powerslam. Ryan goes for the Gorilla Press Powerslam, but Monty reverses it with a sunset flip! One, two, in the ropes...
Stevie: Pretty Boy Monty runs into the ropes, and nails Ryan with a flying headbutt. Monty goes for an armbar submission, but Rachel Ryan blocks it, taking him down with a bodyslam. Ryan with a flying clothesline. Ryan follows it up with a choke slam. Ryan with a cover... One, shoulder up.
Ed: Ryan hits Monty with a spinebuster slam. One, two, KICKOUT. Monty whips Ryan into the ropes. Monty hits Ryan with a shoulderblock, followed by a nice belly-to-belly suplex. One, two, kickout. Monty complains about a slow count. Monty whips Ryan into the turnbuckle. Monty charges but Ryan catches him with a knee. Ryan nails him with a gutwrench suplex. Hold up... Demon Knight tries to interfere, but Gustaffson prevents him from doing so as they fight on the outside...
Stevie: While back in the ring, Ryan whips Monty into the ropes. She misses with a clothesline, but nails him with an elbow. Rachel Ryan runs into the ropes and hits Monty with a flying clothesline. Ryan executes a choke slam! One, two, kickout.
Ed: Ryan whips Monty into the ropes. Monty hits Ryan with a clothesline. Monty nails her with a backbreaker. Monty whips Ryan into the ropes. Monty goes for a tombstone piledriver, but Ryan blocks it. Hold up, Knight and Gustaffson have fought all the way back to the locker room.
Stevie: Rachel Ryan just nailed Monty with a side suplex. Ryan with a cover! One, two, three!!!
Announcer: The winner and still OWA TV Champion is Rachel Ryan. Time of match: 16:32
Ed: Sabin Figaro has joined....
Sabin Figaro
Sabin: Nothing... Nothing can happen. The OWA suits don’t want a champion who can fight for himself. They want a Femme, a Family or Hazard’s Cronies. Well, I’m gonna PERSONLY take out every single Stable in the Online Wrestling Alliance one person at a time. First, set Femmes to flame. Then, murder the Family. Then, smash Hazard and his group so hard that the next Hazard-wanna-be will feel. The Triangle of Destruction will be complete... and wrestlers, not stables, will RULE!!!!
Stevie: Well Ed, that will teach ya... Next week OWA Championship Wrestling will be preempted so we can bring you the PPV spectacular Caged Fury.